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The Blue Tango · (04-05-2017)

Calypso is strolling down XWF Avenue sporting his sweetest new digs when he passes by Mr. Briefcase, himself, Jim Caedus. Jim Caedus has some digs himself; including the XWF Television Championship, a newly won XWF Money in the Shizank Briefcase, and the XWF Federweight Championship.

"That's a lot of fuckin' metal, Jimmy!"

Calypso stops and shouts right in Jim's face. He then kicks him in the groin!!

Jim Ross: "BAH GAWD!"

The Clap!! The Clap!!

Jim Caedus just looks angrily at Calypso after getting a near-kick to the groin and a large open-palmed slap to the face. Calypso then pulls the briefcase out of Caedus's grasp and runs away with it!

Jim chases Calypso into a corner where the champ reaches out for his briefcase!

"Okay, okay! Ya got me, geez! Ya know... There's a time, Jim, when people just think you're being a fucking dick man. You've been on a roll, we get it. We ALL get it. You've been the Television Champ since, like, 1999. You've won the Federweight like fifty times... And now you're MISTER MONEY IN THE BANK!!! Well, let me be the ten thousandth person to say it. Congratul-fucking-lations, CHAMP. Good game. You have so many mouths on your cock lately that it probably knows four languages. People are probably knocking on your God damn door at night to tell you how great you've fucking been. People in your home town are probably talking about ya. There's probably some little fags out there growing their hair and beards out all disheveled to resemble some asshole on TV..."

"Superstar of the Month, another nominee month.... We get it dude. So, just knock it off, alright?"

Calypso sets the briefcase down on the ground and slides it across the floor to Jim's feet. As Jim reaches down to pick up the case, Calypso rushes up and pulls down Jim into a small package!!

ONE!!

TWO!!

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