Unfortunately I require a talented artist to create a new banner and a new avatar for myself. As you can see, I am Broken much like my Broken Brother Matt Hardy, the one who has brought forth the knowledge of this condition. So i require someone to take my pictorial base, Thor Bjornsson, and if possible add hair until it's shoulder length, save for a white streak over a small grouping until it's the back of the top of the head. And I'd like it to say "You will become OBXOLETE!"

As I've bet 10,000 X-Bux for the first round of the Lottery of Lethality, I will give 15,000 to the person who does the best job!