"Holy hot shit in Texas! It's Stone Cold Steve Austin!"

Calypso sneaks up behind Austin and hits him with a running bulldog on the cement floor! Austin bounces back up and gets hit with a really..... REALLY sloppy hurricanranna where Calypso grabs the legs tight for a pin!

"You know, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't super-fucking excited right now. Like, almost hard-on worthy. I mean, I am pinning the Texas Rattlensake, people. More like Texas Python! Right, Steve-O?! ..... And I'm not just going to beat him today, I'm getting my Federweight Title back out of it! Shazam bitches!"

"What brings you to the EX DUB EF anyway, Stone Cold? Was Gabe Reno THAT annoying and awkward that you had to bring your Stunning-ass from that Podcast and out of retirement just to shut him up a little bit? Stir that shit maybe? I like it! Calypso's always about kicking up some dust and spitting on some neighbors."

"I gotta say I'm swallowing a lot of childhood dreams right now doing this. This isn't the way Calypso thought out his moment with Stone Cold Steve Austin. Of course I pictured myself on top of you, but for a much greater prize."

"I can get passed this, though. WE can get passed this. Cuz let's face it Steve-O. You're time is done. The sand in your hourglass is depleted and run out and the XWF is NO place of you. That is, unless, you decide that going for those Tag Team Titles with Calypso would be in your future. I can carry us, Steve-Bro. All the way man. Calypso can go in, do the work, and he can tag you in and BAM! SLAM A COUPLE OF CALYPSO-LIGHTS..... BAM AGAIN!! STUNNERED! HE'S BEEN STUNNERED! BAW GAWD! CALYPSO AND STONE COLD ARE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!"


Calyspo waves his hands majestically while still holding Steve's ankles in his arms and day dreams while he waits for a three count!!!!!