Calypso KICKS OUT! He rushes right over to a random placed vanity stand and stares into the mirror... Tilting his head back and forth vigorously!

"I don't see any fuckin' nose hairs, dude... And WHAT fucking mask are you talking about? Do you even know ME?"

Calypso directs his attention back to Reno, the NEW XWF X-Treme Champion...

"You know, Reno, I'm glad you came along... Because I was TOTALLY out... It's been awhile since some punk-ass bitch has come Calypso's way in an attempt to take his precious, most precious, XWF Federweight Championship!"

Calypso kicks Reno in the crotch.... annnnnd........

THE CLAP!!! Calypso takes down Reno with that vicious open-palm slap to the face! Reno goes into convulsions onto the floor after the strike!

"You know, you're not the first young buck stud to walk through the front doors of the XWF with a hard-on, man. About every mother fucker that has joined up here in the past few months walks with a sense of self-entitlement. And from what? Past experiences? Let me shine some light, bro... EVERYONE around here has something they can be proud of... Look at Calypso... I'm the fucking THREE TIME Federweight Champ, bruh. THREE TIME. Plus, I've beaten Ghost Tank. Two things, I have over your stupid-head."

Calypso walks over to Reno's rent-a-center, piece-o-crap PA system and loads up a funky beat.

"So take your lucky-strike, take that hard-on, and tie a rubber-band around the mother fucker, and just shut the fuck up for a while. I know it didn't help that you managed to blow your way into a decent entry in that rumble and basically just get handed the damn title."

"We've all been watching you strutting around the barnyard the past couple of weeks, Reno. Acting like you can't be touched. Acting like an asshole. You may be feeling pretty good about yourself here lately, but believe it or not dude, you're still pretty far from the top. Calypso hasn't seen the crest of the mountain, himself, per se, but all the more reason to listen to me. Maybe take a little bit of diameter away from the puffy chest before someone really knocks you down a fucking peg. Asshole."


"Oh, and here, that's what you wanted right? Get 'em all, Reno."