Paul: "you know what? My client, the reigning, defending, undisputed, undefeated, Television AND Federweight Campion, Dolly fuckin Waters has grown a bit weary of this bullshit. As if carrying the entire booked Savage programming herself wasn't enough of a burden to bare, she's also the face of the Federweight division, and yes I'll say it: the greatest fucking Federweight Champion of ALL TIME!

And since 1. No one in these ranks has the moxie to defeat her, and 2. no one with any inkling of talent has the gall to challenge her, my client has decided to relinquish this title effective immediately."

Paul removes the belt from Dolly's waist, handing it over to the ever dominate, ever destructive force of nature's majesty that she is...

Dolly: "Maybe one day, if this division ever shapes up, and maybe there's another Dolly Waters or two running around this place, then I'll return to teach all the newly aspiring silver tounges just exactly how to properly body someone."

Dolly walks the title inside of a filthy porta-potty laying it inside of the toilet as she squats, making sure not to touch her ass on the vile toilet seat, and takes a massive, vitamin d rich shit all over the title, wipes her ass and leaves the title to be fought over.

She steps out and Paul squirts some liquid sanitizer on her hands.

Dolly: "Cue the Tommy Wish/John Black/Calypso/Mini Morbids of the world in:

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And just like that, the greatest Federweight Champion ends her own destructive reign, once and for all...

4x XTreme Champion    (1x as Misty Waters)
3x Television Champion
3x Tag Team Champion (w/ Vita Valenteen, w/ Charlie Nickles, w/ Madison Dyson)
2x Hart Champion
1x Universal Champion

4x Star Of The Month
August '24(As Misty Waters), August ‘21, May ‘17, October ‘16

3x RP Of The Month
What light through sonder... my perception breaks.
Tranquility: For Old Times Sake
Manifest Victory

2024 Storyline Of The Year (The Misty Waters Takeover)