Awe! Isn't this just fucking adorable!?!

Kitt wants to get bodied a little harder I suppose. I suppose the fact that he's a worthless pile of steaming squirrel shit hasn't quite sunk in yet...

Listen up bitch, in no way, shape or form do you even deserve to be mentioned in the same discussion with a competitor such of myself, and that's why this entire process is so goddamned painstaking. It's like watching Titanic after foreknowing the ending; you have to muddle through a bunch of bullshit about a guy no one cares about when we all damn well know he's just going to die in the end anyhow, and not just that, but the entire fucking ship that he sailed in on is about to go down.

Alexis' sphincter pirate Said:You want to talk shit about my girlfriend ALEXANDRIA?

OH! I see what you did there! Adding an extra emphasis on Alan's name I guess because I got it wrong the first time; well no shit I got it wrong, Kitt. Your manager/lover/downsyndrome sufferee, Adam, or Alanya or whatever it's dreamt up name happens to be, is someone I give like hummm... ZERO fucks about?

Get it? Got it? Good!

In fact, I'm still a bit muddy on just who in the fuck you are, outside of the guy who LOST his first and last meaningful match in the XWF... TO ME! When I first saw you I seriously thought that Ellen DeGeneres had been hitting up the gym.

Oh look at me being a... what was it you called me?

Cry baby Kitt Said:a bitch that’s a hater.

That's cute... and you're right. I am a bitch, and I do hate you. I hate everything about you, and I hope you get shot to death in an Orlando gay club.

I hate you the way Homer hates Ned Flanders.

I hate you the way your proctologist hates the way he has to always clean out that cum filled rectum of yours.

I hate you the way your future adopted children will hate the way awkwardly touch them.

I hate the way you sniff around trying to shove your head so far up my ass that I might infect you with some talent.

OMG! Look at what I found

@kitthawt4kids Said:Dis goes out to ma' #WCW @DollyWaters #favwrestleralltyme #top10 #plsRT #addme

In your dreams pal.

Hey Kitt, while you were busy tweeting your deep affection for me, you just lost your HeavyMetalWeight Title, the only title you'll ever sniff around these parts.

Now if you'll excuse me, please stop tearing up the heels of my jeans and get your bitch ass to the back of the line before the subsequent mixture of skeet, sauerkraut and shame on your breath makes me hurl on your face.