…Really now…

Okay, first off that was terrible.

I’m being serious.

It’s not like I really expected much more from Ren and Stimpy, but guys, seriously, you’ve gotta’ be better than that right?

If I wasn’t sick before, Hunter, as sure as the suns rising I am now.

I’d rather drink poison or inject myself with Zika then to have to listen to the ambiguously lame duo aimlessly banter back and forth again about wanting to adopt me since they can’t conceive on their own.

You know what? Since you two are so innately boring, how about you call up Hollywood so they can turn your pathetic little love affair into a silver screen production? Maybe even a reality show!

You could call it: Fifty Shades of Gay! I’m sure there are plenty of scumbags who would find that entertaining. It could do wonders for yer’ failing careers as XWF’s newest adaptation of A Boy and his Blob.

...Ugh…

I can’t believe I really have to waste my time with you two bozos. You think I can’t hold my own, dumbass? Obviously you haven’t the faintest idea just who you’re dealing with.

When I was the Federweight Champion I defended that belt against the likes of Dr. DeVille, and won, you on the other hand? You’re barely scrapping by against Nate Higgers? Wow, now that’s as impressive as Joy’s southerner jokes.

You should be thankful that I even decided to challenge you, because I first thought I’d just let someone who’s actually decent knock your scrawny slong in the sand- that way I’d actually have a challenge.

Joy? Calling me stupid? That's rich!

You should stick to watching the Kardashians and getting ripped off by your pot dealer rather than attempting to say anything of relevance, bimbo. It’s just sad; kind of like watching Radio. We all know you’re trying real hard hunny, that’s why we let you hang around and involve yourself in these matches.

You hail from a city, where the Rams had to recently ban “The Wave” from their stadium because several fans drowned, and you’re ragging on me? Please give me a break, Blac Chyna.
Go do the entire world a favor and forget to open your garage door the next time you start your car… Funny thing is, that’s not a far-fetched scenario at all.

…Welp guys, this wasn’t fun…

Actually, the shit smell on your breath is quite unbearable, Hunter; so make sure you have Joy cut the dingleberries from her taint next time before you go down.

Anyhow, I really need to get my science homework done, so while it was nice
getting a glimpse into what a Stewart Home couple looks like, I’ve gotta go.

Oh and I’m still taking my belt with me.

Dolly head-butts Hunter in the nose.

It’s funny, my science teacher said the world being made up of protons, neutrons and electrons; the guy never once mentioned morons. Guess he hadn’t bumped into this power couple yet…

Dolly goes for the pin…
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