Just thought I'd toss my two cents in, feel free to do the same.

'2 2 Furious' John Msdison
- vs -
Chris Chambers
X-Treme Rules FAP Match. Falls only count in Fire truck, Ambulances, and Police cars in the arena parking lot.

If Chambers wins, Maddy sucks his own dick and Maddy helps him pursue the X-Treme Championship. If Maddy wins, he probably still sucks his own dick anyway because whatever.



Drezdin
- vs -
Trenton York
12k extravaganza! Drezdin puts his life savings on the line!




Elimination Triple Threat
"The Future" Jose Gomez
- vs -
Shade
- vs -
Lord of Darkness Reaver



Crucifixion Match
Jakob Davis
- vs -
Morbid Angel
Jakob Davis earns a Hart Title shot if he wins.



Three Way Dance
Tush
- vs -
Chaos
- vs -
Frodo MF Smackins



Lingerie Match
Doctor Louis D'Ville
- vs -
Kandi Washington
Winner strips the loser down to their bra and panties, or whatever Doc wears under his clothes



MAIN EVENT
Intercontinental Title Match
Dillinger
- vs -
Peter F'n Gilmour
X-Treme Rules, 30 minute countdown to exploding ring OF DEATH

The fans