Loverboy is rushing down a corridor to find a restroom, but all of them are closed for maintenance.

"Oh man oh man oh man..."

Seeing as the situation is dire, he heads for the X-Treme Hallway and kicks in the door of the Non-Binary Bathroom. He finds the first stall door closed, and when he opens it he sees Unknown Soldier squatting between the legs of an obviously either dead or unconscious woman who's on the toilet, devouring bloody chunks from her vagina.

"Sup?"

"What the fuck, dude?"

Soldier only shrugs and goes back to eating. Loverboy, running out of time, clobbers Soldier in the back of the skull with his Universal Championship, then shoves the woman's legs apart and sits on the bowl between her thighs.

Loverboy puts his feet on the knocked out Soldier and starts spraying shit into the commode, giving himself courtesy flushes to keep the smell away.

He flushes once...


Twice...