The Backstory Board really should be brought back. It'll make trash talking your opponents much easier. While I'm here, I might as well try to summarize my backstories.

Nico LaVey is the youngest son of the late Anton LaVey, the infamous founder of the Church of Satan. Despite the name of the church, it was more like atheism with a satanic theme to it. Nico disagreed with what his father taught from a very young age, nearly leading to Nico being disowned. To prevent this, Nico pretended to agree with his father's teachings, eventually becoming the primary heir in Anton LaVey's will. Nico went after his father's back after he died and used the money he received to start a separate church, in which a more "traditional" form of Satanism is taught. Traditional meaning violent, hedonistic, selfish, and carnal. The Church doubles as a crime syndicate, with drugs sold, sacrifices made, and souls written away for personal gain. Nico himself is a brutal sociopath who hides behind a friendly facade. His many years of wrestling and MMA training have made him an efficient wrestler, while his height, muscles, and tattoos make him an imposing figure. Nico is both out-spoken and well spoken, easily able to correct logical flaws and fallacies in any given argument.

Ophelia LaVey was born Ophelia McDowell to what would be described in the 50's as the perfect family. Despite her Gothic appearance, she was always friendly, sweet, and sporty. Very sporty. A mixture of good genes, volleyball, softball, and gymnastics left her with a jaw-droppingly curvaceous figure, including her most prominent asset, 64 inch hips. While she was proud of her womanly body, she didn't particularly enjoy the attention it received, often being asked out for her booty alone. At first, she was flattered, but as time went on, she became increasingly more annoyed. She became more and more introverted and depressed. Nico was transferred to her school on a day that would change her life forever. Three boys who she had rejected in the past ganged up on her with the intention of disfiguring her and possibly raping her. Despite having her mouth taped shut, Nico heard her and came to her aid, easily dispatching all three assailants. Nico became her best friend, boyfriend, and lover all at the same time. She eventually became a satanist and they were married the day after their graduation. As Nico gained more and more power, she was given more and more luxuries. She became inhumanly flexible, lost the need to work out and eat right to keep her body shape, gained excellent computational skills and sharper focus, and even had her nails become a semi-permanent glossy black so she wouldn't have to paint them. After being introduced to Satanism, she became more flirty, promiscuous, and seductive. Nico has compared her behavior to that of Morrigan Aensland, a fictional succubus who is the main character of Darkstalkers from Capcom.

Jerkbeast's full name is Jerkington Beastley Crocker-Hines IV. He was born from a bowl of brownie mix and grew up in the Fire Pits of Hell. Upon turning 17, he left Hell to go to Seattle because he felt like it. There, he met Sweet Benny the Idiot Manchild and Marty while smoking nutmeg behind an Arby's. Not much else to it.

Overall Record: 2-8-1.

1x Federweight Champion.

Shitlist: Izzy Ravenwolf, Nate Higgers.

“We have never heard the devil's side of the story, God wrote all the book.”
― Anatole France