[We open to a lavish pent house suite where a man stands in a pair of lime green track pants and a hot pink tee displaying " #koolioz " in ice blue. The man looks into the camera with a towel over his shoulder and his hair dripping after he just got out of the shower...]




KK: Hey there, sports fans, it is I, the new kid on the block, Kid Kool! AKA, #YourOnlyHope / #HeroOfTheDay !!! I'm the only man that's willing to get his hands dirty so YOU groovy people can have someone to cheer for!

KK: Liddle J, if it's a challenge you're looking for, look no further! Next week, WarFare, 3-16, it'll be me and you, mano e mano, burnin' the house down and giving them ALL what they want; #That5StarClassic !!! Bring it on, baby cakes!


...tbc by j...