(03-06-2016, 06:33 PM)4 x Better Luca Arzegotti Said: Austin Fernando is asleep on the sidewalk because just go with it, when all of a sudden a very small kitten climbs atop of him and falls asleep on his chest, technically pinning him.

Luca, who always seems to turn up whenever there's a cat pinning someone, decides that as a certified referee, he wouldn't be doing his job if he didn't count the pin for this tiny cat.

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(03-05-2016, 07:10 PM)Kaos Mckee Said: Kaos had always respected Fernando's ability. However, times change and Mckee felt that he needed the title.
After hunting down Fernando he hits him with a cane to the skull and hooks the leg for the pin.
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(02-29-2016, 03:31 PM)"Mr FN Dominance Said: While Austin is too busy chuckling at Trax verbally owning LeStrange as usual, Trax turns to Austin and gives him a quick Trap Silencer and goes for a crafty pin attempt! Trax looks at the camera.

What? Come on... you really think I was standing around here just to waste my time clowning that clown? Nope.



The ref counts the pin!


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And finally, my other attempt;

(03-03-2016, 12:56 AM)Ophelia McVeigh Said:


Ophelia McVeigh appears.




....and.....

...here....

....we

go....



"Look... if you had... one shot... or one opportunity... to kick a spic in the ass and take his strap... would you capture that ten pounds of gold... or just let it slip?"

Ophelia begins rapping on the corner of Jabronie Drive and HollyRock Boulevard before Drunk Ass Austin Stevens comes by and tosses a nickel into the goth's cap and walks off. Alfredo Escobar Alejandro Ricardo Montebaun Del Rio Guerrero Mysterio Juventud Fernando La Parka Payne the 3rd or whatever comes by and starts beating the crap out of Ophelia before dropping a bag of quarters right on top of Ophelia's bloody and bruised head.

Suddenly, Austin Stevens returns, sharing a beer with Fernando, who says he only drinks tequila, to which Austin responds with a--

JR: STUNNER STUNNER BAH GAWD ON A BISQUIK ITS THE FANTASMAH-GLORIOUS STUNNER!!

Fernando falls to the ground like the sack of quarters he'd just beat the holy living shit out of Ophelia with. Austin then reveals a ref's shirt, rolls Ophelia on top of Fernando, and begins to count the pin---

OH MY GOD IT'S THAT CRAZY GOTH CHICK OPHELIA'S BEEN TOTIN' AROUND THESE HERE PARTS!!! The unnamed goth chick pulls Austin Stevens off and then jacks him off and then Jack Hoff comes by and flips him off and then Austin Stevens walks off and then the goth chick knocks all that crazy mumbo jumbo off and return to sector z alpha originative state now./

Ophelia pins Fernando all goth-like and the chick counts the fall;

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THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME BUT NOT LITERALLY to be continued by Fernando most likely in seven minutes

|you can be anything ya set ya mind to, man|

So, precisely what seperates those attempts from my latest? Why can I suddenly not use the champ in posts that are meant to focus on the challenger attacking the champion and then pinning them? I really don't get it. Maybe you can clue me in?