Loverboy happens to be one his way down the hallway to get some Funyuns from the vending machine when he sees Alexis Riot on top of Austin Fernando. Again.

Remembering his earlier struggles in the shower, he decides to be a gentleman and tell the former X-Treme Champion about his woes.

"Hey Alexis? Just wanted to let you know, dude, that my junk still stinks like you. and it's been, like, days. I'm pretty sure you're baking bread down there, or maybe you've got some sort of other issue going with the ecosystem, you know? I mean I used a loofah and everything, man, but I couldn't get your funk off for hours. I ended up using Vaseline, and then things got a little out of control and well long story short eventually I ran out of hot water anyway. So, yeah, go to the doctor.

Sup Fern? You should kick out."


Loverboy gets his Funyuns and goes on with his day.