Hey Guys, Im new here so I figured I'd just say whats up.
I look forward to working with all of you, hopefully this goes better than the other places Ive been.
It doesnt look like your the type of fed that wants us to write out OUR OWN matches so thaaaats awesome.
Shit was ludicrous.

But I figured since Im here I might as well ask for someone to make a banner.
Something with a little grunge, maybe a city backdrop, pillars. I'll explain if people start biting I guess.

A/S/L

LoL Damn we still ASL.
Umm.. 18/F/Carborro,NC

Mr. Morbid is a....you fill in the blank, welcome to this disjointed fed of epic proportions!

He's getting that out of the way as a joke. Hi, I'm Josh, I handle Frodo, Swagmire, Pest Dick of Gilmour, and one or two others I don't care about.

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

mmmm....NC! I hear they have wind there...what kind of shoes do you wear?

whats up guys good to meet you.

why does the kind of shoe I wear matter? LoL

Welcome!

Banner created by Gabe "The Radical" Reno

XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"

it matters

Without proper footwear you could be walking into, no pun intended, back problems, calf, knee, and thigh problems. Not to mention the strain it can put on your arches.

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

you guys are absolutely right, I'll be careful.
dont wanna walk through some Bullshit with the wrong footwear.

Welcome to the asylum, I see you've already met some of the special residents.

yes, Frodo is crazy....now, what about your footwear?

(08-18-2015, 02:22 PM)♆♍ᵹŗᶀìȡ 卐 Ąᾗᶃḝᶋ ♆ Said: yes, Frodo is crazy....now, what about your footwear?

Hey that's my line... fak off!.... Hannah, best to get your self a mase, you'll need it on here.

Yes, yes, yes, welcome to the XWF, home to some. . . special care patients, two of which you've already met.

(08-18-2015, 02:44 PM)Maverick Said: Yes, yes, yes, welcome to the XWF, home to some. . . special care patients, two of which you've already met.

And me

Welcome to the doghouse
Woof woof

not important enough to give you a special greeting

Welcome to the fed, ma'am. I'd make a banner for you, but I suck at art.

Hey, if you guys honestly don't think I take preventing joint problems serious you clearly don't know me that well. The only thing I hate more than ignoring good health is white girls.

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

You must have been hit by a car?

Sup dawg?

Thunderbolt X Y and Mother Fuckin Z Reporting For Duty!

(08-18-2015, 03:22 PM)LeStrange Said: You must have been hit by a car?

If you mean me, as a kid I was. But, I'm also very big into being health smart. As I drink tons of Dr. Pepper and eat Taco Bell.

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

I go hit when I was seven, it wasn't fun then, and it isn't fun now. Thunderstorms and cold weather are a bitch

Yeah.
I'm gonna have fun here.

You having fun is just the have of it

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

This place is pretty awesome, my name's Jeff, and LeStrange is the char I am

Welcome Hannah.

My name is Joseph. I handled Cain and now Alexander Aries. I have been fedding a long time. Gideon Frost, Sage Winters, Romulus Winters, "Japanese Fire Demon" Akira Yamato are some of my old characters.

Welcome to the XWF.

I wear Converse skate shoes.

Those have terrible arch support, bad Cain. Bad.

Welcome and all that jaaz-throws confetti- yaaay

Doc Martens all the way

(08-18-2015, 06:00 PM)Pest Said: Those have terrible arch support, bad Cain. Bad.

There's no coming back bad ass after the orangutan incident. Makes me sad :/ Writing for Aries flows more naturally now though. I am almost getting the trash talk thing down pat.

Just a thought.

(08-18-2015, 06:11 PM)Roman M. Wulfrun Said: Welcome and all that jaaz-throws confetti- yaaay

*show tunes voice* I'm just a prom night dumpsta babayyyy...*jazz hands*

......

*waits for applause*

*crickets*

What? No good?

(08-18-2015, 06:27 PM)Alexander Aries Said:

(08-18-2015, 06:00 PM)Pest Said: Those have terrible arch support, bad Cain. Bad.

There's no coming back bad ass after the orangutan incident. Makes me sad :/ Writing for Aries flows more naturally now though. I am almost getting the trash talk thing down pat.

Just a thought.

No, I meant the shoes thing. What you do with your character is your business. What you do with your feet is mine.

Does that mean you wanna change my socks in the mornin?

I ain't your mother. You needa change your own socks. And wash your feet with some good antibacterial soap.

Mr deeds reference

got some XBux to give for this kickass banner someone is about to make!

Who did you blow for that money?

Tomorrow