So a little birdie, no not my dick , but a little humming birdie told me that there seems to be some kind of war going on here in the XWF. Well bitches, Thunderbolt XY and Z is here to save the mother fucking day.
But it won't come free. You see I'm all about the Benjamins, not Franklin, green backs. Casholla.
So here's how it's gonna be.
XWF or CCWF. The ball is in your court. You make with the money and I'll make with the beatings.
Ya dig?
Thunderbolt X Y and Mother Fuckin Z Reporting For Duty!
(08-14-2015, 02:59 PM)Thunderbolt XYZ Said: So a little birdie, no not my dick , but a little humming birdie told me that there seems to be some kind of war going on here in the XWF. Well bitches, Thunderbolt XY and Z is here to save the mother fucking day.
But it won't come free. You see I'm all about the Benjamins, not Franklin, green backs. Casholla.
So here's how it's gonna be.
XWF or CCWF. The ball is in your court. You make with the money and I'll make with the beatings.
Ya dig?
"The only thing you're gonna beat is your dick. Loser."
(08-14-2015, 03:55 PM)Thunderbolt XYZ Said: Why yes I do jerkoff. You saying you don't? Loser.
"You're an idiot. Though I'm sure I'm not telling you anything you don't already know. That wasn't just an allusion to masturbation. That was me, The "Straight Edge Assassin", Alexander Aries calling you a fucking loser. You're not going to be "beating anyone" so you'll just be "beating your dick". Watching My Little Pony Hentai. Cause you're probably in lust with those furries."
(08-14-2015, 06:10 PM)Thunderbolt XYZ Said: Put your money where your mouth is you Opie lookin motherfucka.
You haven't shut up yet.
And you're a fat blob with more food in him than most third world countries.
What?
I thought we were just pointing out the obvious.
And what the fuck have you been doing to fix that? Ooh, lookit this piece of trash, the next in line with the Thunderbolt name, destined to sucktitude, and you have to poke fun at 3rd world countries. The average McDonald's patron has more food in them than most 3rd world countries.
Seriously, just collect Calypso's hundo and get out of here before we're all looking at another one and one million record. Tell you what, hows about we fight in an I Quit match, and the loser has to be the other guy's servant?
(08-14-2015, 06:36 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: You haven't shut up yet.
And you're a fat blob with more food in him than most third world countries.
What?
I thought we were just pointing out the obvious.
And what the fuck have you been doing to fix that? Ooh, lookit this piece of trash, the next in line with the Thunderbolt name, destined to sucktitude, and you have to poke fun at 3rd world countries. The average McDonald's patron has more food in them than most 3rd world countries.
Seriously, just collect Calypso's hundo and get out of here before we're all looking at another one and one million record. Tell you what, hows about we fight in an I Quit match, and the loser has to be the other guy's servant?
What am I doing to fix it? WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING?
How about not eating at McDonalds 6 times a day?
How about not consuming the equivalent of Africa's GDP in the course of a week?
How about not being the next fat lazy American to be diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes?
I donate a dollar everyday to 15 different charities to feed the hungry.
YOU HEAR THAT SHITSTAIN SHANE?!?!I DONATE MONEY!!
Just not to you dawg.
Come at me bro.
Back to Robbie Blob why you trying to bring the man down by making him a servant?
Another typical privileged fat white American.
You disgust me Robbie Bourbon.
Thunderbolt X Y and Mother Fuckin Z Reporting For Duty!
How did you know I have a dick, do you spy on me when I take a piss? That's sick man. I'll tell you what. Get your head out ya ass, stop playing with your vagina, and meet me next week. Loser has to bake the winner a full size cake with an easy-bake oven.
Listen here you fucking clone. Ive been here for three weeks, and I've managed to learn that you aint shit, you are never gonna be shit, and until you get off the toilet, your always gonna be full of shit. Step up son, or am I being a little too much TV-14 for ya?
So you admit you aint shit? Good for you. But I still don't hear an answer to my challenge. You either duck out, or prove you have some clout. Whats it gonna be junior?
(08-15-2015, 11:43 AM)LeStrange Said: Speaking of things that blow, is this how you got in XWF?
Maverick looks disappointed at you.
"Huh? What's going on? Oh, some nameless j0bber decided to name- drop me. LeStrange, that your name? Keep my name out of your j0bber mouth, and we'll be on good terms."
"Thunderbolt XYZ, huh? Interesting, given the previous man to take up the Thunderbolt name."
"Said man's first match here had him costing the Universal Champion out of one of the biggest tournaments in XWF history."
"Let's hope a similar situation doesn't happen to you."
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(08-15-2015, 11:43 AM)LeStrange Said: Speaking of things that blow, is this how you got in XWF?
Maverick looks disappointed at you.
"Huh? What's going on? Oh, some nameless j0bber decided to name- drop me. LeStrange, that your name? Keep my name out of your j0bber mouth, and we'll be on good terms."
"Thunderbolt XYZ, huh? Interesting, given the previous man to take up the Thunderbolt name."
"Said man's first match here had him costing the Universal Champion out of one of the biggest tournaments in XWF history."
"Let's hope a similar situation doesn't happen to you."
Good terms, Didn't know we were on terms in the first place. Oh well.