Jim Ross: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another edition of Monday Night Raw Is War! I’m joined by my puppy-enthusiast partner, Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler.

Jerry Lawler: PUPPIES! It’s a great crowd we have here in Philadelphia! It looks like we’re going to have a fantastic show!


The scene changes to show a limousine pulling up in the back of the arena.


Jim Ross: Well look at the limo pulling up! Who do you think is inside?

Jerry Lawler: No idea! It could be Mr. McMahon or The Corporate Champion Rock or even that The Ministry of Darkness!

Jim Ross: Somehow I doubt limos are The Ministry’s mode of transportation, King.

Jerry Lawler: Sure they are! They’re just called hearses! HAHA!

As the limo pulls up, the backdoor opens and out pops the head of Shane O’Mac! The crowd cheers loudly after seeing him and his father recently duke it out for the umpteenth time! Shane is on the phone.

Shane: Yeah! I know. This show is going to be great. I can’t wait to see how ‘Dad’ handles Big Show sticking his face into Rikishi’s ass.

The crowd begins to laugh at the thought. Vince in Rikishi’s ass? That’d never happen!

Shane: Wait, what? You left something for me in your car? Well what the hell man? Why didn’t you just give it to me inside the arena? Well that’s weird. Anyways, I’ll go check it out. The white ford?

Shane walks through the parking lot and finds the white ford parked between two other black trucks. He walks over to the side and opens the door….




BAAAABOOOOOOOOOOM!





The entire car erupts in flames! All three cars explode as Shane opened the center car’s door!

Jim Ross: OH MY GOD! He’s been burned in half! Someone call the medics, the EMTs, someone get out there!

Jerry Lawler: JR, did we just see him get murdered?

Jim Ross: OF COURSE WE DID! He’s toasted like a scalded dog! Someone get the ambulance!




OOC: Welcome to Game Four Mafia. This game will run a little differently as there are some new rules! The main rule is WHOA! SECOND ABILITY!? That’s right! Everyone now has a second ability they can use. Well almost everyone. Here’s the fun part, you MAY talk about the second ability. Use that as a strategy to help yourself out, but be careful. The Mafia/Other Killer may notice this and choose to carefully evade/kill you because of this. So you may still not role-claim, BUT you can say your side-role if you wish. If this turns into a mass reveal of side-roles, I will be forced to disallow it. So just be smart about it.

Welcome to Mafia with Attitude.


We're starting off with the NIGHT ONE. So please send in your night role choices. Also if you have any questions feel free to PM me.

Players in this game include:

Players
Ellis Bolton
Dick E
'Loverboy' Vinnie Lane
Matthew Oaktree
Christopher Isles
Maverick
Morbid Angel
Dim
Frodo
Guppy Parsh
Calix
Michael McBride
Ghost Tank
Reverend Tholomew Plague
TJ Wallace
Doctor Louis D'Ville
Trax

Guys, did we check on Gator's other account? What if his Shane O'Mac account is fucked?

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

He wasn't Shane.

I WAS VINCE MCMAHON DAMMIT! And I forgot the password

Then who was Shane O'Mac?

Scully. But this doesn't matter, we have a mystery to unfold!

That's step one of the mystery solving. Make sure Gator ain't dead. Step two. Blame Duke. Step three, find the real culprit.

Man....I wonder if Kane had something to do with this

Win/Loss record:2-3

Accomplishments: 1x Xtreme Champ (8/23/2015-9/2/2015(aired on 9/4/2015) Length:11 Days)



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Well shit, Shane is fucked. Scully should go check that account lol

So there are no cool McMahons left.

(08-12-2015, 08:09 PM)Calix Said: So there are no cool McMahons left.

Were there ever?

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

(08-12-2015, 08:14 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said:

(08-12-2015, 08:09 PM)Calix Said: So there are no cool McMahons left.

Were there ever?

kind of quiet

Win/Loss record:2-3

Accomplishments: 1x Xtreme Champ (8/23/2015-9/2/2015(aired on 9/4/2015) Length:11 Days)



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We're waiting at this point to just wait for Night results, see if we have any leads, etc. Nothing else to really talk about at this point, especially since it's Night 1, and we're working from nothing.

Vote to lynch Maverick.

Who wants to play Jenga©?

As the sun sets and the cloudy night in Tampa Bay rolls in, the set of WWF SmackDown! Is shown as the many WWF wrestlers scatter about in anticipation of the main event: The Rock & Mankind teaming up against Kurt Angle & Triple H.

As Triple H’s theme song hits, Mankind is shown pulling on his hair as he walks around the backstage area. As he walks through the boiler room a shadowy figure is shown standing behind him. Mick feels the presence and turns around but can’t make out a figure. It’s temporarily disappeared.

Mankind begins pulling on his hair once more as he turns back around and finally sees the shadowy figure carrying a sickle! Mankind begins backing away until he hits the boiler. The figure is closing in on Mankind.


BUT Kurt Angle comes running into the picture and takes out the mysterious figure with a stiff forearm!

Kurt Angle grabs the sickle and goes to stab the being but… he’s vanished!

“Are you freaking kidding me? Come on!”

Angle throws the sickle to the ground as the scene changes to later in the evening at a local bar.

D-Generation X is shown celebrating their recent victories by taking shots together. Triple H passes shots down to Billy Gunn, Road Dogg, Shawn Michaels, X-Pac, and Chyna. They raise them up in unison.

“This is to us kicking asses and taking names and etching our names into the history books. And to those who would want to hold us down… well we got two words for ya!

SUCK IT!”

They laugh and down their drinks. Chyna and X-Pac walk away from the group staggering from the excessive amount of alcoholic beverages in their systems. They move into the bathroom as the sounds of intimacy echo from the room. Billy Gunn staggers over after a bit and enters the Men’s room. As he enters, he hears Chyna and X-Pac in the stall going at it. He opens the door and begins catcalling Chyna.

“Hey Chyna baby, why don’t you come over here and suck my pole like that! You know I’m the Assman, right?”

Billy’s eyes widen as X-Pac is flung at him knocking them both into the mirror above the sink. The mirror shatters as the glass hits the floor in large shards. Chyna walks over and grabs one of the shards and holds it to Gunn’s neck.

“Looks like you’ll learn some manners, Billy.”

She slices his throat and leaves him on the floor of the bathroom. She drops the glass and leaves X-Pac lying underneath the corpse of Billy Gunn.

She leaves the room.


DEAD – Billy Gunn – Vigilante – ‘Loverboy’ Vinnie Lane

Hmmm. Does anyone got anything, cause I'm empty.

Vinnie dying makes me instantly wonder what Oaktree was up to last night?

(08-14-2015, 05:37 AM)Dick E. Said: Vinnie dying makes me instantly wonder what Oaktree was up to last night?

Why do you say that Dick?

You guys chill. We know it's Duke's fault.

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

(08-14-2015, 10:59 AM)Matthew Oaktree Said:

(08-14-2015, 05:37 AM)Dick E. Said: Vinnie dying makes me instantly wonder what Oaktree was up to last night?

Why do you say that Dick?

No need to get defensive, just curious as to what you were doing last night. Got something to hide?

I have virtually nothing to go on right now, although Oaktree is making me rather curious at the moment. He seems apprehensive, ya know?

It was TJ.

And why what makes you say that?

A little help...

Now I'm going to try something different for this game. I'm not going to outright list the roles, but I'll leave some speculation out there. Here's how it'll be.

Town Investigative
Town Investigative
Town Investigative
Town Investigative
Town Investigative
Town Support
Town Protection
Town Killing
Town Killing
Town Killing

Mafia Killing
Mafia Killing
Mafia Support

Neutral Evil
Neutral Killing
Neutral Benign

Any

Oh snap!

Just as an aside, X-Pac was not performing a role. In fact, no one drew that character. So X-Pac was just thrown in for fun.

Samuels is being awful accusatory. Maybe it was him?

Vote:McBride.

He prolly killed Lane while high.

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

Lane'd.

Lmao dat Frodo logic

(08-14-2015, 01:41 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: Samuels is being awful accusatory. Maybe it was him?

Vote:McBride.

He prolly killed Lane while high.

Or maybe I know something.

Where you at Oaktree?

Or more importantly, where were you at?

Why not
Vote: Oaktree

Win/Loss record:2-3

Accomplishments: 1x Xtreme Champ (8/23/2015-9/2/2015(aired on 9/4/2015) Length:11 Days)



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CURRENT VOTE:

Michael McBride - 1 (Frodo Smackins)
Matthew Oaktree - 1 (Rev. Tholomew Plague)

With 16 available voters, it'll take 9 to lynch!

Come on guys you know you want to

Win/Loss record:2-3

Accomplishments: 1x Xtreme Champ (8/23/2015-9/2/2015(aired on 9/4/2015) Length:11 Days)



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McBride. Because I don't trust Plague and his half naked dead self!

You should trust me...but if you wish


New Vote: McBride

Win/Loss record:2-3

Accomplishments: 1x Xtreme Champ (8/23/2015-9/2/2015(aired on 9/4/2015) Length:11 Days)



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I'm more interested in what Oaktree did last night, that's where my vote is going if I don't like what I hear.

16-4
XWF Top 50 of All-Time (#22 on 2015 and 2017 editions, #26 on 2021 edition)
1x RTX/Ruler of the Road to Extreme Xtreme WORLD Champion
2x Trio Tag Champion (1x as Tri Bute /w Ms. Diaz, Ms. Snow Pharaoh, and Mr. Supernova) (1x /w Benito Angelo and Jervis Cottonbelly)
1x Ark of The Covenant Champion
Winner of Gaybe Lincoln's XWF Tag Team Tournament /w Scully
Leader of the PAT-RO-oL's Anti-Rapist Division



Universal Champions Defeated
Vinnie Lane
Peter Gilmour (x2)
Azrael Erebus
Sebastian Duke
Eli James IV
Jim Caedus
Trax
Chris Chaos
Robbie Bourbon
The Engineer


Shoutout to Graves for the banner

Current Vote:

Michael McBride - 4 (Frodo Smackins, Morbid Angel, Rev. Tholomew Plague)

With 16 available voters, it'll take 9 to lynch.