"I hope you're ready you sackless piece of shit. In just over a week you're going to be picking pieces of your own asshole out of your teeth."

Dick, you forgot an option.

Matthew Oaktree isn't a and Dick is and Dick will lose the match and have his testicals chopped off (If he has any) and be stripped of Referee duties.

See, now that's an option I can agree on.

I'm a lying asshole who says in public threads that he donated to the fed when he didn't

I'm a whiny bitch who sends shitty PMs to my opponent after he beats me fairly

I'm also pretty sure I might be , except I still don't know what means

Be my friend

"Oh how could I be so forgetful?

Option C: After Oaktree completes his sphincter smorgasbord, I rip Thunderbolt in half lengthwise, scoop out anything that looks important, take a big, steamy shit where his heart used to be, hire a gook seamstress to sew him back up, and parade him around as the literal sack of shit that he is?

How's that for your missing option? ."

How could I forget?

Option D: We rip his balls off and forcefeed it to Dick and then cut off his dick and stick it up his asshole. We cut him open and shit everywhere and then sew him up and throw him off a cliff.

Sound Fun?

I'm a lying asshole who says in public threads that he donated to the fed when he didn't

I'm a whiny bitch who sends shitty PMs to my opponent after he beats me fairly

I'm also pretty sure I might be , except I still don't know what means

Be my friend

"How about Option F?

Option F is "Deal with your fucking matches, and go fuck yourselves."

See, it's Option F, because Fuck You."

"You want to fondle my dick, balls, and asshole? Sounds to me like you just came out of the closet, twinkletoes. I guess that would explain why you're constantly hanging all over Vinnie Lane's siphalitic manpleaser. But hey, kid, I'll give credit where credit is due: It probably wasn't easy to do what you just did, admitting to being a a colossal and all. I'll tell you what, before I shit down your throat I'll make sure to wrap you in one of those queer rainbow flags so everyone knows exactly how proud you were to be such a flaming abomination."

You missed Option E, Ghost Tank

I'm a lying asshole who says in public threads that he donated to the fed when he didn't

I'm a whiny bitch who sends shitty PMs to my opponent after he beats me fairly

I'm also pretty sure I might be , except I still don't know what means

Be my friend

"Holy fucking shit batman! Ghost Tank decided to grace us with his prescense before not showing his opponent the same courtesy."

(06-29-2015, 04:10 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: You missed Option E, Ghost Tank

"You...you are just some special kind of , aren't you?"

No, it goes

A, B, C, D, E, F

and so on.

I'm a lying asshole who says in public threads that he donated to the fed when he didn't

I'm a whiny bitch who sends shitty PMs to my opponent after he beats me fairly

I'm also pretty sure I might be , except I still don't know what means

Be my friend

(06-29-2015, 04:11 PM)Dick E. Said: "Holy fucking shit batman! Ghost Tank decided to grace us with his prescense before not showing his opponent the same courtesy."

"My next match is versus Hank Lane. Spending time with my girlfriend and training. And, Dick, when are you going to get laid, man? You have an insatiable craving for derogatory homosexual terms.

Look, I have some gay friends, and I can try to hook them up with you. Just, promise me one thing? It's hard to get laid when you use language that demeans someone, it makes them hard for them to want to fuck you. Just saying."

(06-29-2015, 04:17 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: No, it goes

A, B, C, D, E, F

and so on.

"I even told you what Option F means, you useless imbecile. You want Option E? Go fuck yourself. There's Option E. See how much it resembles Option F? Maybe I should've skipped E and went to F. Oh, wait. I did, you fucking idiot."

"Nice poll Dick. Also, I love the fact that I'm a considering you're the man who is overly attached with getting your hands on my asshole. Face it Tickler, you've already lost, all this wannabe tough guy talk isn't going to change the fact that you are so truly fucked, it isn't even funny. So carry on calling me out despite the fact we have our match, keep screaming for attention like you need someone to change your depends and keep being a pathetic old piece of shit that no one gives a fuck about. And like I said before, save some material for your promos."

Good one Oaktree, I'm part of the Oaktree will destroy him group

Oh and it goes to show, Ghost Tank, that you don't know your alphabet.

I'm a lying asshole who says in public threads that he donated to the fed when he didn't

I'm a whiny bitch who sends shitty PMs to my opponent after he beats me fairly

I'm also pretty sure I might be , except I still don't know what means

Be my friend

(06-29-2015, 04:29 PM)Matthew Oaktree Said: "Nice...Dick. Also, I love the fact that I'm a ..."

(06-29-2015, 04:29 PM)Matthew Oaktree Said: "Nice...Dick. Also, I love the fact that I'm a ..."

(06-29-2015, 04:29 PM)Matthew Oaktree Said: "Nice...Dick. Also, I love the fact that I'm a ..."

(06-29-2015, 04:29 PM)Matthew Oaktree Said: "Nice...Dick. Also, I love the fact that I'm a ..."

(06-29-2015, 04:29 PM)Matthew Oaktree Said: "Nice...Dick. Also, I love the fact that I'm a ..."

(06-29-2015, 04:29 PM)Matthew Oaktree Said: "Nice...Dick. Also, I love the fact that I'm a ..."

"Excuse me waiter, could you please send back this pudding? There seems to be some proof in it."

Your an idiot Dick.

You edited bits abd pieces of Oaktrees last statement and post that false post

I'm a lying asshole who says in public threads that he donated to the fed when he didn't

I'm a whiny bitch who sends shitty PMs to my opponent after he beats me fairly

I'm also pretty sure I might be , except I still don't know what means

Be my friend

"What!? Hahahahahaha! Did you actually just say that line? 'Excuse me waiter, could you please send back this pudding? There seems to be some proof in it.' Hahahaha!! Wow. Fucking wow. I know you're like a hundred years old but Jesus titty fucking Christ that line is bad even for your standards. What have I told you Dick? Save some material for your promos, because this is what happens. You start to scrape the bottom of the barrel and pull shit like this out. And editing video footage, come on man, Anyone can do that. Step your game up old man, at least make this match a little more interesting."

I can't wait for the match Oaktree.

In fact why don't I join you ringside or go on commentry so I can see Dick get his ass whipped up close?

I'm a lying asshole who says in public threads that he donated to the fed when he didn't

I'm a whiny bitch who sends shitty PMs to my opponent after he beats me fairly

I'm also pretty sure I might be , except I still don't know what means

Be my friend

"Why don't you join him in the ring, ? You can give him a nice big kiss after he has his supper. I've got plenty of run left in these legs to take both of you out."

"And seeing that the true alpha male has more fight in him than the old lion who thought he had control of the pride, he turns to a young straggler in hopes he will regain his former glory. Glad to know I've won this little back and forth too Dick, see you next Warfare."

"Begging me to stop making fun of you, pleading with me to 'save some material' as if for some reason what I do in promos will have some sort of effect on our match, and you're the alpha male? You're a goddamn joke and if you don't start taking this more seriously I'm going to pound your face into the canvas until I literally liquify your skull. Go ahead and plead some more for me to stop making you look like a little bitch. Its entertaining as all fuck."