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Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Dick E. - 06-29-2015
"I hope you're ready you sackless piece of shit. In just over a week you're going to be picking pieces of your own asshole out of your teeth."
Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 06-29-2015
Dick, you forgot an option.
Matthew Oaktree isn't a
and Dick is and Dick will lose the match and have his testicals chopped off (If he has any) and be stripped of Referee duties.See, now that's an option I can agree on.
re:Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Dick E. - 06-29-2015
"Oh how could I be so forgetful?
Option C: After Oaktree completes his sphincter smorgasbord, I rip Thunderbolt in half lengthwise, scoop out anything that looks important, take a big, steamy shit where his heart used to be, hire a gook seamstress to sew him back up, and parade him around as the literal sack of shit that he is?
How's that for your missing option?
."
Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 06-29-2015
How could I forget?
Option D: We rip his balls off and forcefeed it to Dick and then cut off his dick and stick it up his asshole. We cut him open and shit everywhere and then sew him up and throw him off a cliff.
Sound Fun?
re:Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Mr. Oz - 06-29-2015
"How about Option F?
Option F is "Deal with your fucking matches, and go fuck yourselves."
See, it's Option F, because Fuck You."
re:Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Dick E. - 06-29-2015
"You want to fondle my dick, balls, and asshole? Sounds to me like you just came out of the closet, twinkletoes. I guess that would explain why you're constantly hanging all over Vinnie Lane's siphalitic manpleaser. But hey, kid, I'll give credit where credit is due: It probably wasn't easy to do what you just did, admitting to being a a colossal
and all. I'll tell you what, before I shit down your throat I'll make sure to wrap you in one of those queer rainbow flags so everyone knows exactly how proud you were to be such a flaming abomination."
Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 06-29-2015
You missed Option E, Ghost Tank
re:Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Dick E. - 06-29-2015
"Holy fucking shit batman! Ghost Tank decided to grace us with his prescense before not showing his opponent the same courtesy."
re:Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Mr. Oz - 06-29-2015
(06-29-2015, 04:10 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: You missed Option E, Ghost Tank
"You...you are just some special kind of
, aren't you?"
Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 06-29-2015
No, it goes
A, B, C, D, E, F
and so on.
re:Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Mr. Oz - 06-29-2015
(06-29-2015, 04:11 PM)Dick E. Said: "Holy fucking shit batman! Ghost Tank decided to grace us with his prescense before not showing his opponent the same courtesy."
"My next match is versus Hank Lane. Spending time with my girlfriend and training. And, Dick, when are you going to get laid, man? You have an insatiable craving for derogatory homosexual terms.
Look, I have some gay friends, and I can try to hook them up with you. Just, promise me one thing? It's hard to get laid when you use language that demeans someone, it makes them hard for them to want to fuck you. Just saying."
re:Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Mr. Oz - 06-29-2015
(06-29-2015, 04:17 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: No, it goes
A, B, C, D, E, F
and so on.
"I even told you what Option F means, you useless imbecile. You want Option E? Go fuck yourself. There's Option E. See how much it resembles Option F? Maybe I should've skipped E and went to F. Oh, wait. I did, you fucking idiot."
re:Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Matthew Oaktree - 06-29-2015
![[Image: AwwfTWu.png?1]](http://i.imgur.com/AwwfTWu.png?1)
"Nice poll Dick. Also, I love the fact that I'm a
considering you're the man who is overly attached with getting your hands on my asshole. Face it Tickler, you've already lost, all this wannabe tough guy talk isn't going to change the fact that you are so truly fucked, it isn't even funny. So carry on calling me out despite the fact we have our match, keep screaming for attention like you need someone to change your depends and keep being a pathetic old piece of shit that no one gives a fuck about. And like I said before, save some material for your promos."
Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 06-29-2015
Good one Oaktree, I'm part of the Oaktree will destroy him group
Oh and it goes to show, Ghost Tank, that you don't know your alphabet.
re:Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Dick E. - 06-29-2015
(06-29-2015, 04:29 PM)Matthew Oaktree Said: "Nice...Dick. Also, I love the fact that I'm a
(06-29-2015, 04:29 PM)Matthew Oaktree Said: "Nice...Dick. Also, I love the fact that I'm a
(06-29-2015, 04:29 PM)Matthew Oaktree Said: "Nice...Dick. Also, I love the fact that I'm a
(06-29-2015, 04:29 PM)Matthew Oaktree Said: "Nice...Dick. Also, I love the fact that I'm a
(06-29-2015, 04:29 PM)Matthew Oaktree Said: "Nice...Dick. Also, I love the fact that I'm a
(06-29-2015, 04:29 PM)Matthew Oaktree Said: "Nice...Dick. Also, I love the fact that I'm a
"Excuse me waiter, could you please send back this pudding? There seems to be some proof in it."
Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 06-29-2015
Your an idiot Dick.
You edited bits abd pieces of Oaktrees last statement and post that false post
Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Matthew Oaktree - 06-29-2015
"What!? Hahahahahaha! Did you actually just say that line? 'Excuse me waiter, could you please send back this pudding? There seems to be some proof in it.' Hahahaha!! Wow. Fucking wow. I know you're like a hundred years old but Jesus titty fucking Christ that line is bad even for your standards. What have I told you Dick? Save some material for your promos, because this is what happens. You start to scrape the bottom of the barrel and pull shit like this out. And editing video footage, come on man, Anyone can do that. Step your game up old man, at least make this match a little more interesting."
Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 06-29-2015
I can't wait for the match Oaktree.
In fact why don't I join you ringside or go on commentry so I can see Dick get his ass whipped up close?
re:Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Dick E. - 06-29-2015
"Why don't you join him in the ring,
? You can give him a nice big kiss after he has his supper. I've got plenty of run left in these legs to take both of you out."
Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Matthew Oaktree - 06-29-2015
"And seeing that the true alpha male has more fight in him than the old lion who thought he had control of the pride, he turns to a young straggler in hopes he will regain his former glory. Glad to know I've won this little back and forth too Dick, see you next Warfare."
re:Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Dick E. - 06-29-2015
"Begging me to stop making fun of you, pleading with me to 'save some material' as if for some reason what I do in promos will have some sort of effect on our match, and you're the alpha male? You're a goddamn joke and if you don't start taking this more seriously I'm going to pound your face into the canvas until I literally liquify your skull. Go ahead and plead some more for me to stop making you look like a little bitch. Its entertaining as all fuck."
Update: Matthew Oaktree is still a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">. - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 06-29-2015
"Holy shit, Oaktree is still as
as ever? Is back to being Ozy's phone operator?"