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Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-27-2015, 08:15 PM**

NOCMM: You dumb fuck. Hero Xtreme 7.9 wrote the ten commandments

. Jesus fucking Christ you're the stupidest rookie piece of shit I've ever seen.

NOCMM smacks a noose and it starts swinging back and forth.

NOCMM: Hang yourself on this you fucking

. If I was aloud to make more promos I'd fucking wreck your dumpy shit rookie face.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (03-27-2015)

"Hey, champ, how's it going with that being so good shit? Win any matches? And how's knowing this place going? Cause Karl Cross ain't a rookie. Dipshit. Oh, and it's pronounced allowed."

Maverick · **03-27-2015, 08:41 PM**

(03-27-2015, 08:15 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said: NOCMM: Hero Xtreme 7.9 wrote the ten commandments.

"Pffffftttt... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-27-2015, 08:53 PM**

(03-27-2015, 08:33 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Hey, champ, how's it going with that being so good shit? Win any matches? And how's knowing this place going? Cause Karl Cross ain't a rookie. Dipshit. Oh, and it's pronounced allowed."

NOCMM: Karl Cross is the greenest piece of shit rookie in the XWF tiny

. I don't know what the fuck you're going on about at the end there, rookie. Are you making a shit joke about homophones? I pronounced it correctly dumb ass. There isn't a phonetic difference you stupid midget shit.

NOCMM swats the noose again.

NOCMM: I don't wrestle so I'm undefeated,

.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-27-2015, 08:55 PM**

(03-27-2015, 08:41 PM)Maverick Said:
(03-27-2015, 08:15 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said: NOCMM: Hero Xtreme 7.9 wrote the ten commandments.

"Pffffftttt... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

NOCMM: You won't think it's cool to be an atheist when you're burning in Hell. I bet it'll be more painful for a man made of ice.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **03-27-2015, 09:01 PM**

"Said it before, and I'll say it again, since you're too stupid to understand. Pretend we're all speaking to your client, the only one of you that matters. Speaking of, why does a god need a spokesman? There's a double l in the way I pronounced it, yours was pronounced like the synonym for out loud. You fucking

. If you knew as much as you talk like you do, you'd know Cross is a former World Champion. He was dominating here back in 2008. How does a god not know the only champion to be in that ring? Fucking joke.

And Maverick, fuck you. Kill yourself."

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-27-2015, 09:07 PM**

(03-27-2015, 09:01 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Said it before, and I'll say it again, since you're too stupid to understand. Pretend we're all speaking to your client, the only one of you that matters. Speaking of, why does a god need a spokesman? There's a double l in the way I pronounced it, yours was pronounced like the synonym for out loud. You fucking . If you knew as much as you talk like you do, you'd know Cross is a former World Champion. He was dominating here back in 2008. How does a god not know the only champion to be in that ring? Fucking joke.

And Maverick, fuck you. Kill yourself."

NOCMM: Oh, so the guy who makes subtitles made a typo. I don't fucking give a shit tiny. There still isn't a phonetic difference you

. Former world champion doesn't mean shit. He beat a rookie, so fucking what? Still green. Still shitty. Barney Green won a world title too and he's such a green rookie it's in his fucking name.

NOCMM kicks the noose to keep it swaying.

NOCMM: God doesn't have time to talk to rookies, so I do it for him. If you watched my promos you'd know that dumb fuck. Get a fucking education before you talk to me

.

Maverick · **03-27-2015, 10:30 PM**

(03-27-2015, 08:53 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said:
(03-27-2015, 08:33 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Hey, champ, how's it going with that being so good shit? Win any matches? And how's knowing this place going? Cause Karl Cross ain't a rookie. Dipshit. Oh, and it's pronounced allowed."

NOCMM: Karl Cross is the greenest piece of shit rookie in the XWF tiny . I don't know what the fuck you're going on about at the end there, rookie. Are you making a shit joke about homophones? I pronounced it correctly dumb ass. There isn't a phonetic difference you stupid midget shit.

NOCMM swats the noose again.

NOCMM: I don't wrestle so I'm undefeated, .

"It's evident he means your client, dipshit. Your client, while claiming to be God, has lost two matches thus far. Before you say your client is a feminist, let's not forget he lost to Cohen Horne, who is an actual rookie. What, I thought God was supposed to be all- powerful? And Karl Cross, the greenest piece of shit on this roster? Please, don't make me laugh. He was the inaugural European Champion, which was one of the two show titles that predate the current show titles in the Intercontinental and Hart Championships."

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-27-2015, 10:54 PM**

(03-27-2015, 10:30 PM)Maverick Said:
(03-27-2015, 08:53 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said:
(03-27-2015, 08:33 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Hey, champ, how's it going with that being so good shit? Win any matches? And how's knowing this place going? Cause Karl Cross ain't a rookie. Dipshit. Oh, and it's pronounced allowed."

NOCMM: Karl Cross is the greenest piece of shit rookie in the XWF tiny . I don't know what the fuck you're going on about at the end there, rookie. Are you making a shit joke about homophones? I pronounced it correctly dumb ass. There isn't a phonetic difference you stupid midget shit.

NOCMM swats the noose again.

NOCMM: I don't wrestle so I'm undefeated, .

"It's evident he means your client, dipshit. Your client, while claiming to be God, has lost two matches thus far. Before you say your client is a feminist, let's not forget he lost to Cohen Horne, who is an actual rookie. What, I thought God was supposed to be all- powerful? And Karl Cross, the greenest piece of shit on this roster? Please, don't make me laugh. He was the inaugural European Champion, which was one of the two show titles that predate the current show titles in the Intercontinental and Hart Championships."

NOCMM: The Xtreme Hero works in mysterious ways Iceman. I don't think you've been paying attention to the promos going up on the website,

. I've gone over literally all of this you stupid fuck. How about you listen up to this week's promos. Turn on the subtitles, I just went through them and spell checked for the

scribe. Then you can come back and you'll actually know what you're talking about dumbfuck.

NOCMM swats the noose.

NOCMM: If tiny bitch was talking about my client then he needs to address God by name. That's how addressing people works

.

Maverick · **03-27-2015, 11:40 PM**

(03-27-2015, 10:54 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said:
(03-27-2015, 10:30 PM)Maverick Said:
(03-27-2015, 08:53 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said: NOCMM: Karl Cross is the greenest piece of shit rookie in the XWF tiny . I don't know what the fuck you're going on about at the end there, rookie. Are you making a shit joke about homophones? I pronounced it correctly dumb ass. There isn't a phonetic difference you stupid midget shit.

NOCMM swats the noose again.

NOCMM: I don't wrestle so I'm undefeated, .

"It's evident he means your client, dipshit. Your client, while claiming to be God, has lost two matches thus far. Before you say your client is a feminist, let's not forget he lost to Cohen Horne, who is an actual rookie. What, I thought God was supposed to be all- powerful? And Karl Cross, the greenest piece of shit on this roster? Please, don't make me laugh. He was the inaugural European Champion, which was one of the two show titles that predate the current show titles in the Intercontinental and Hart Championships."

NOCMM: The Xtreme Hero works in mysterious ways Iceman. I don't think you've been paying attention to the promos going up on the website, . I've gone over literally all of this you stupid fuck. How about you listen up to this week's promos. Turn on the subtitles, I just went through them and spell checked for the scribe. Then you can come back and you'll actually know what you're talking about dumbfuck.

NOCMM swats the noose.

NOCMM: If tiny bitch was talking about my client then he needs to address God by name. That's how addressing people works .

"See, there's a reason I initially didn't know why you supposedly lost, and that's because, I'm not interested in your promos. Your client has the personality of a fucking block of wood. And, looking back on your promos, I see that you are just a mindless, horny manager who loves paying for prostitution. And I can just hear you saying, 'But Maverick! I only did it so I could help support poor women!' So, why don't you just donate it outright? Maybe give it to a local charity? There's no reason why you need to pay for hookers. Except, that, well, you can't naturally get laid."

"Oh, and bee tee dubs, about that bullshit reasoning, is your client just going to come up with another bullshit excuse with each loss?"

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · (03-28-2015)

NOCMM: In the last ten or so promos women have been paying me to fuck them. Why would you even waste your time talking to me if your atheism is so bad you can't understand God's promos?

NOCMM kicks the noose.

NOCMM: Some prostitutes are hungry too. I like to give them money and sperm to eat. Women like having orgasms Iceman. Why is this such a foreign concept to you? Are you a virgin like Thunderbolt X?

NOCMM eats a veggie waffle.

NOCMM: But why would I pay for sex instead of donating? Maybe because I'm not a fucking socialist. I'd rather pay a hard working woman than hand money to a lazy piece of shit who will use the money on crack and not her child. If a woman has to suck a cock to get something she is going to put that money to good use Maverick. It's called capitalism,

.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **03-28-2015, 05:30 AM**

(03-27-2015, 09:07 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said:
(03-27-2015, 09:01 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Said it before, and I'll say it again, since you're too stupid to understand. Pretend we're all speaking to your client, the only one of you that matters. Speaking of, why does a god need a spokesman? There's a double l in the way I pronounced it, yours was pronounced like the synonym for out loud. You fucking . If you knew as much as you talk like you do, you'd know Cross is a former World Champion. He was dominating here back in 2008. How does a god not know the only champion to be in that ring? Fucking joke.

And Maverick, fuck you. Kill yourself."

NOCMM: Oh, so the guy who makes subtitles made a typo. I don't fucking give a shit tiny. There still isn't a phonetic difference you . Former world champion doesn't mean shit. He beat a rookie, so fucking what? Still green. Still shitty. Barney Green won a world title too and he's such a green rookie it's in his fucking name.

NOCMM kicks the noose to keep it swaying.

NOCMM: God doesn't have time to talk to rookies, so I do it for him. If you watched my promos you'd know that dumb fuck. Get a fucking education before you talk to me .

"Swear to god, you're the most

person here. He's not a rookie if he's been in the game almost ten years. There is a phonetic difference between al-low-ed and aloud. You fucking monkey. And you're not a spokesman for god. You're a spokesman for a vocal jobber. Plus, pretty sure you're just a shitty low rent troll. Were you too scared by 4 Chan to hang out there?"

Scully · **03-28-2015, 07:18 AM**

"Hey don't call him a

, you're insulting

like myself by calling THAT, one!"

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 12:30 PM**

(03-28-2015, 05:30 AM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Swear to god, you're the most person here. He's not a rookie if he's been in the game almost ten years. There is a phonetic difference between al-low-ed and aloud. You fucking monkey. And you're not a spokesman for god. You're a spokesman for a vocal ******. Plus, pretty sure you're just a shitty low rent troll. Were you too scared by 4 Chan to hang out there?"

NOCMM: I don't care how many years he pretended to fight. This is everyone's real rookie year. The XWF is a completely different ball game now that my client has returned. You're not a rookie anymore when God says so. Karl Cross is still a green as shit rookie in the eyes of God and will be until Hero Xtreme 7.9 gives him a victory and passes the main event torch to him.

NOCMM kicks a noose.

NOCMM: You are right about one thing, midget

. I'm not the spokesman of God. I'm the manager of God, and there's only a phonetic difference if you pronounce it like a Scully. If you must know, little gay, I was banned from 4Chan because Moot's a leftist piece of shit.

**03-28-2015, 12:35 PM**

You're all focusing on the wrong person here...
All eight men, including the former champion and your god client will be losing to a rookie tonight...
Ask Scully and Maverick what happens when you step in the ring with The Nightmare.

Maverick · **03-28-2015, 12:38 PM**

(03-28-2015, 12:35 PM)DYLANGEORGE Said: You're all focusing on the wrong person here...
All eight men, including the former champion and your god client will be losing to a rookie tonight...
Ask Scully and Maverick what happens when you step in the ring with The Nightmare.

"Hey George, quick question - when are you accepting my Last Man Standing challenge?"

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 12:39 PM**

(03-28-2015, 12:35 PM)DYLANGEORGE Said: You're all focusing on the wrong person here...
All eight men, including the former champion and your god client will be losing to a rookie tonight...
Ask Scully and Maverick what happens when you step in the ring with The Nightmare.

NOCMM: I'm sorry Dylan. I don't think God is going to let you win. He does work in mysterious ways, but I don't see that happening. You're too gay.

**03-28-2015, 12:58 PM**

(03-28-2015, 12:38 PM)Maverick Said:
(03-28-2015, 12:35 PM)DYLANGEORGE Said: You're all focusing on the wrong person here...
All eight men, including the former champion and your god client will be losing to a rookie tonight...
Ask Scully and Maverick what happens when you step in the ring with The Nightmare.

"Hey George, quick question - when are you accepting my Last Man Standing challenge?"

If I were you Maverick I'd be more worried about not losing to The Sisters Grim tonight...Our paths will cross again soon lad, and for that I'm truly sorry.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **03-28-2015, 01:21 PM**

(03-28-2015, 12:30 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said:
(03-28-2015, 05:30 AM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Swear to god, you're the most person here. He's not a rookie if he's been in the game almost ten years. There is a phonetic difference between al-low-ed and aloud. You fucking monkey. And you're not a spokesman for god. You're a spokesman for a vocal ******. Plus, pretty sure you're just a shitty low rent troll. Were you too scared by 4 Chan to hang out there?"

NOCMM: I don't care how many years he pretended to fight. This is everyone's real rookie year. The XWF is a completely different ball game now that my client has returned. You're not a rookie anymore when God says so. Karl Cross is still a green as shit rookie in the eyes of God and will be until Hero Xtreme 7.9 gives him a victory and passes the main event torch to him.

NOCMM kicks a noose.

NOCMM: You are right about one thing, midget . I'm not the spokesman of God. I'm the manager of God, and there's only a phonetic difference if you pronounce it like a Scully. If you must know, little gay, I was banned from 4Chan because Moot's a leftist piece of shit.

[lightblue][b]"You're so full of shit, you piece of shit troll. You're not here to wrestle or compete, you're just here to be a pain in everyone's side. Which is why you're so

pretending to be from before. You remind me of someone. Sunlight Shitfect. Oh, and if you're going to complain about people using an S in realize, despite that being the universal norm, and there being no vocal difference, learn to take criticism you

]

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 02:11 PM**

NOCMM: There's a huge vocal difference,

. That's why it was a valid complaint compared to your shitty homophone joke about the guy who makes subtitles. And you're wrong there,

. I haven't come here to 'troll'. I came here to promote my client's matches and bring heterosexuality back to the XWF.

NOCMM kicks the noose.

NOCMM: I'll take criticism from God and other main eventers, but not from rookie shits like you. You don't know shit you green fuck.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **03-28-2015, 06:36 PM**

Why do you persist I am a virgin Hero?

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **03-28-2015, 06:44 PM**

"I take dicks in the ass sure, but I beat Mandii. Your boy couldn't. I beat Mastermind, your boy couldn't. And I can beat your boy. Also, there's not a vocal difference, and a god would use the universal norm. Not the American one. Bad troll is bad."

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 07:16 PM**

NOCMM: My client can beat anyone midget boy. He just didn't feel like winning. He wanted women to have equality. That's more important to God than the approval of a hell bound

rookie.

NOCMM swats the noose.

NOCMM: If you don't want me to call you a virgin you should go fuck a woman ThunderRetard.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **03-28-2015, 09:38 PM**

I have

I fucked my hot wife

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 09:41 PM**

NOCMM: It doesn't count as losing your virginity if it's with a man,

. Are you a woman, ThunderRetard?

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **03-28-2015, 09:45 PM**

Do I look like a women? God you are so

. Remember that photo? Yeah that's my wife fuckface

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 09:47 PM**

NOCMM: That was a picture of Kelli Burglund you dumb fuck. Kelli Burglund isn't a man so she can't be your 'wife'

NOCMM swats the noose.

NOCMM: You never know. You could be a woman. Surgeons disobey God and change people all the time.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **03-28-2015, 09:51 PM**

For Fuck sake that was my wife you uncoordinated little fuck. It maybe Kelli Berglund but at lest she is hotter then anything you have fucked. Oh and her name is Adriana moron

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 09:55 PM**

NOCMM: You think a man is hotter then the countless cisgendered women I fucked in my promos this week? Wow, you must be gay. One of the women I fucked actually was Kelli Burglund, she was the bitch that let me wound-fuck her.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **03-28-2015, 09:58 PM**

Fucking sure bitch. Actually good job you fucked Kelli Burglund not Adriana Cass

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 10:01 PM**

NOCMM: Kelli Burglund is a great lay. Too bad that man tied you down and you'll never get to fuck her warm pussy like I did.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **03-28-2015, 10:04 PM**

Her name was Kelli BERGLUND not Kelli BURGLAND. Her name was Kelli before I married

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 10:06 PM**

NOCMM: It doesn't matter what a woman's name is once my cock is in her mouth, or in her case, arm.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **03-28-2015, 10:08 PM**

Well I do know you haven't fucked my wife yet and if you come near her I will kill you

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 10:12 PM**

NOCMM: I would never fuck a man so 'she' is safe.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **03-28-2015, 10:13 PM**

Ok play it your way Hero. I can't wait to kick your ass at Lethal Lottery

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 10:17 PM**

NOCMM: You're not talking to God

. You have to pay for that privilege since you're still a green shitty rookie.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **03-28-2015, 10:18 PM**

Not for long bitch

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 10:20 PM**

NOCMM: You'll be green as long as God says you're green. It'll be long

. It will be extremely long.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **03-28-2015, 10:22 PM**

Ok If I beat your client then he shouldn't address me as a rookie

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