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Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-27-2015
NOCMM: You dumb fuck. Hero Xtreme 7.9 wrote the ten commandments
. Jesus fucking Christ you're the stupidest rookie piece of shit I've ever seen.NOCMM smacks a noose and it starts swinging back and forth.
NOCMM: Hang yourself on this you fucking
. If I was aloud to make more promos I'd fucking wreck your dumpy shit rookie face.
re:Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Maverick - 03-27-2015
(03-27-2015, 08:15 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said: NOCMM: Hero Xtreme 7.9 wrote the ten commandments.
"Pffffftttt... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
re:Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-27-2015
(03-27-2015, 08:33 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Hey, champ, how's it going with that being so good shit? Win any matches? And how's knowing this place going? Cause Karl Cross ain't a rookie. Dipshit. Oh, and it's pronounced allowed."
NOCMM: Karl Cross is the greenest piece of shit rookie in the XWF tiny
. I don't know what the fuck you're going on about at the end there, rookie. Are you making a shit joke about homophones? I pronounced it correctly dumb ass. There isn't a phonetic difference you stupid midget shit. NOCMM swats the noose again.
NOCMM: I don't wrestle so I'm undefeated,
.
re:Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-27-2015
(03-27-2015, 08:41 PM)Maverick Said:(03-27-2015, 08:15 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said: NOCMM: Hero Xtreme 7.9 wrote the ten commandments.
"Pffffftttt... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
NOCMM: You won't think it's cool to be an atheist when you're burning in Hell. I bet it'll be more painful for a man made of ice.
re:Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-27-2015
(03-27-2015, 09:01 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Said it before, and I'll say it again, since you're too stupid to understand. Pretend we're all speaking to your client, the only one of you that matters. Speaking of, why does a god need a spokesman? There's a double l in the way I pronounced it, yours was pronounced like the synonym for out loud. You fucking
And Maverick, fuck you. Kill yourself."
NOCMM: Oh, so the guy who makes subtitles made a typo. I don't fucking give a shit tiny. There still isn't a phonetic difference you
. Former world champion doesn't mean shit. He beat a rookie, so fucking what? Still green. Still shitty. Barney Green won a world title too and he's such a green rookie it's in his fucking name. NOCMM kicks the noose to keep it swaying.
NOCMM: God doesn't have time to talk to rookies, so I do it for him. If you watched my promos you'd know that dumb fuck. Get a fucking education before you talk to me
.
re:Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Maverick - 03-27-2015
(03-27-2015, 08:53 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said:(03-27-2015, 08:33 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Hey, champ, how's it going with that being so good shit? Win any matches? And how's knowing this place going? Cause Karl Cross ain't a rookie. Dipshit. Oh, and it's pronounced allowed."
NOCMM: Karl Cross is the greenest piece of shit rookie in the XWF tiny
NOCMM swats the noose again.
NOCMM: I don't wrestle so I'm undefeated,
"It's evident he means your client, dipshit. Your client, while claiming to be God, has lost two matches thus far. Before you say your client is a feminist, let's not forget he lost to Cohen Horne, who is an actual rookie. What, I thought God was supposed to be all- powerful? And Karl Cross, the greenest piece of shit on this roster? Please, don't make me laugh. He was the inaugural European Champion, which was one of the two show titles that predate the current show titles in the Intercontinental and Hart Championships."
re:Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-27-2015
(03-27-2015, 10:30 PM)Maverick Said:(03-27-2015, 08:53 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said:(03-27-2015, 08:33 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Hey, champ, how's it going with that being so good shit? Win any matches? And how's knowing this place going? Cause Karl Cross ain't a rookie. Dipshit. Oh, and it's pronounced allowed."
NOCMM: Karl Cross is the greenest piece of shit rookie in the XWF tiny
NOCMM swats the noose again.
NOCMM: I don't wrestle so I'm undefeated,
"It's evident he means your client, dipshit. Your client, while claiming to be God, has lost two matches thus far. Before you say your client is a feminist, let's not forget he lost to Cohen Horne, who is an actual rookie. What, I thought God was supposed to be all- powerful? And Karl Cross, the greenest piece of shit on this roster? Please, don't make me laugh. He was the inaugural European Champion, which was one of the two show titles that predate the current show titles in the Intercontinental and Hart Championships."
NOCMM: The Xtreme Hero works in mysterious ways Iceman. I don't think you've been paying attention to the promos going up on the website,
. I've gone over literally all of this you stupid fuck. How about you listen up to this week's promos. Turn on the subtitles, I just went through them and spell checked for the scribe. Then you can come back and you'll actually know what you're talking about dumbfuck. NOCMM swats the noose.
NOCMM: If tiny bitch was talking about my client then he needs to address God by name. That's how addressing people works
.
re:Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Maverick - 03-27-2015
(03-27-2015, 10:54 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said:(03-27-2015, 10:30 PM)Maverick Said:(03-27-2015, 08:53 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said: NOCMM: Karl Cross is the greenest piece of shit rookie in the XWF tiny
NOCMM swats the noose again.
NOCMM: I don't wrestle so I'm undefeated,
"It's evident he means your client, dipshit. Your client, while claiming to be God, has lost two matches thus far. Before you say your client is a feminist, let's not forget he lost to Cohen Horne, who is an actual rookie. What, I thought God was supposed to be all- powerful? And Karl Cross, the greenest piece of shit on this roster? Please, don't make me laugh. He was the inaugural European Champion, which was one of the two show titles that predate the current show titles in the Intercontinental and Hart Championships."
NOCMM: The Xtreme Hero works in mysterious ways Iceman. I don't think you've been paying attention to the promos going up on the website,
NOCMM swats the noose.
NOCMM: If tiny bitch was talking about my client then he needs to address God by name. That's how addressing people works
"See, there's a reason I initially didn't know why you supposedly lost, and that's because, I'm not interested in your promos. Your client has the personality of a fucking block of wood. And, looking back on your promos, I see that you are just a mindless, horny manager who loves paying for prostitution. And I can just hear you saying, 'But Maverick! I only did it so I could help support poor women!' So, why don't you just donate it outright? Maybe give it to a local charity? There's no reason why you need to pay for hookers. Except, that, well, you can't naturally get laid."
"Oh, and bee tee dubs, about that bullshit reasoning, is your client just going to come up with another bullshit excuse with each loss?"
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
NOCMM: In the last ten or so promos women have been paying me to fuck them. Why would you even waste your time talking to me if your atheism is so bad you can't understand God's promos?
NOCMM kicks the noose.
NOCMM: Some prostitutes are hungry too. I like to give them money and sperm to eat. Women like having orgasms Iceman. Why is this such a foreign concept to you? Are you a virgin like Thunderbolt X?
NOCMM eats a veggie waffle.
NOCMM: But why would I pay for sex instead of donating? Maybe because I'm not a fucking socialist. I'd rather pay a hard working woman than hand money to a lazy piece of shit who will use the money on crack and not her child. If a woman has to suck a cock to get something she is going to put that money to good use Maverick. It's called capitalism,
.
re:Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Scully - 03-28-2015
"Hey don't call him a
, you're insulting like myself by calling THAT, one!"
re:Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
(03-28-2015, 05:30 AM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Swear to god, you're the most
NOCMM: I don't care how many years he pretended to fight. This is everyone's real rookie year. The XWF is a completely different ball game now that my client has returned. You're not a rookie anymore when God says so. Karl Cross is still a green as shit rookie in the eyes of God and will be until Hero Xtreme 7.9 gives him a victory and passes the main event torch to him.
NOCMM kicks a noose.
NOCMM: You are right about one thing, midget
. I'm not the spokesman of God. I'm the manager of God, and there's only a phonetic difference if you pronounce it like a Scully. If you must know, little gay, I was banned from 4Chan because Moot's a leftist piece of shit.
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - DYLANGEORGE - 03-28-2015
You're all focusing on the wrong person here...
All eight men, including the former champion and your god client will be losing to a rookie tonight...
Ask Scully and Maverick what happens when you step in the ring with The Nightmare.
re:Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Maverick - 03-28-2015
(03-28-2015, 12:35 PM)DYLANGEORGE Said: You're all focusing on the wrong person here...
All eight men, including the former champion and your god client will be losing to a rookie tonight...
Ask Scully and Maverick what happens when you step in the ring with The Nightmare.
"Hey George, quick question - when are you accepting my Last Man Standing challenge?"
re:Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
(03-28-2015, 12:35 PM)DYLANGEORGE Said: You're all focusing on the wrong person here...
All eight men, including the former champion and your god client will be losing to a rookie tonight...
Ask Scully and Maverick what happens when you step in the ring with The Nightmare.
NOCMM: I'm sorry Dylan. I don't think God is going to let you win. He does work in mysterious ways, but I don't see that happening. You're too gay.
re:Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - DYLANGEORGE - 03-28-2015
(03-28-2015, 12:38 PM)Maverick Said:(03-28-2015, 12:35 PM)DYLANGEORGE Said: You're all focusing on the wrong person here...
All eight men, including the former champion and your god client will be losing to a rookie tonight...
Ask Scully and Maverick what happens when you step in the ring with The Nightmare.
"Hey George, quick question - when are you accepting my Last Man Standing challenge?"
If I were you Maverick I'd be more worried about not losing to The Sisters Grim tonight...Our paths will cross again soon lad, and for that I'm truly sorry.
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
NOCMM: There's a huge vocal difference,
. That's why it was a valid complaint compared to your shitty homophone joke about the guy who makes subtitles. And you're wrong there, . I haven't come here to 'troll'. I came here to promote my client's matches and bring heterosexuality back to the XWF. NOCMM kicks the noose.
NOCMM: I'll take criticism from God and other main eventers, but not from rookie shits like you. You don't know shit you green fuck.
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-28-2015
Why do you persist I am a virgin Hero?
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
NOCMM: My client can beat anyone midget boy. He just didn't feel like winning. He wanted women to have equality. That's more important to God than the approval of a hell bound
rookie.NOCMM swats the noose.
NOCMM: If you don't want me to call you a virgin you should go fuck a woman ThunderRetard.
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-28-2015
I have
I fucked my hot wife
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
NOCMM: It doesn't count as losing your virginity if it's with a man,
. Are you a woman, ThunderRetard?
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-28-2015
Do I look like a women? God you are so
. Remember that photo? Yeah that's my wife fuckface
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
NOCMM: That was a picture of Kelli Burglund you dumb fuck. Kelli Burglund isn't a man so she can't be your 'wife'
NOCMM swats the noose.
NOCMM: You never know. You could be a woman. Surgeons disobey God and change people all the time.
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-28-2015
For Fuck sake that was my wife you uncoordinated little fuck. It maybe Kelli Berglund but at lest she is hotter then anything you have fucked. Oh and her name is Adriana moron
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
NOCMM: You think a man is hotter then the countless cisgendered women I fucked in my promos this week? Wow, you must be gay. One of the women I fucked actually was Kelli Burglund, she was the bitch that let me wound-fuck her.
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-28-2015
Fucking sure bitch. Actually good job you fucked Kelli Burglund not Adriana Cass
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
NOCMM: Kelli Burglund is a great lay. Too bad that man tied you down and you'll never get to fuck her warm pussy like I did.
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-28-2015
Her name was Kelli BERGLUND not Kelli BURGLAND. Her name was Kelli before I married
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
NOCMM: It doesn't matter what a woman's name is once my cock is in her mouth, or in her case, arm.
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-28-2015
Well I do know you haven't fucked my wife yet and if you come near her I will kill you
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
NOCMM: I would never fuck a man so 'she' is safe.
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-28-2015
Ok play it your way Hero. I can't wait to kick your ass at Lethal Lottery
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
NOCMM: You're not talking to God
. You have to pay for that privilege since you're still a green shitty rookie.
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-28-2015
Not for long bitch
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
NOCMM: You'll be green as long as God says you're green. It'll be long
. It will be extremely long.
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-28-2015
Ok If I beat your client then he shouldn't address me as a rookie
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
NOCMM: Yes,
. That's how it works. If God lets you win or you get a singles belt you get to be a main eventer. You can also pay 10000 xbux for the privilege. It has been that way for 4 weeks. I'm glad you finally caught on . I guess can think after all. It's just minimal and painful for everyone around them.
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-28-2015
No you didn't listen. If I beat your client at Lethal Lottery then you won't address me as a rookie. You also will give up on being god and you must admit you were wrong about my virginity. Do we have a deal?
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
NOCMM: I don't make deals with rookies. If God lets you win it won't change the fact that you're a virgin and the fact that Hero Xtreme 7.9 is God. If God lets you win I'll stop calling you a rookie because then you'll be God's problem and not mine.
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-28-2015
Ok I'll take that because I know I'm not a virgin. You have a deal.
Priest is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
NOCMM: That wasn't a deal. That was what was going to happen regardless of if you asked to make a deal or not. Pay attention
. You are a virgin. Fucking men only counts as losing your virginity if you're a woman. You already said you're not a woman, so you're a virgin.