DOCA_HVP2014
Mr. Proxy
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10-13-2014, 04:49 AM
(10-13-2014, 12:40 AM)Hunter Payne Said: (10-11-2014, 05:00 AM)DOCA_HVP2014 Said: (10-11-2014, 03:28 AM)Hunter Payne Said: Hunter Payne notices all these petty arguments and all the offers for Disney Dollars 'X-Buxs'. First pondering to himself, "Who wants money with no real monetary value?" He quickly scans the current yet depleted XWF roster, before answering himself. "Oh I know!... Idiots do."
Hunter recognizes a few familiar faces, but then he sees a weirdo with sex toys on his face, the guy who looks lost in the 1980's, a whore, a few midgets, and a few pretty boys. Is this a porno or a wrestling federation? Hunter thought to himself, before finally speaking up.
Payne: The fuck happened here?! The XWF used to be cool. Y'all really fucked this place up!
Eh shaddup you fookin' queerball. I'll ram so many batons down your throat and up your ass that no form of monetary value on god's green earth will be able to pay the doctors enough to want to save you! And home fry, do you even know what the word depleted means? Since you think the money earned from this company is worthless why not ship the entire bulk of your earnings right over to me so I don't call immigration on your dumb ass?
He looks like a spic. Call him a puta! And a beaner! Teeheehee
Not now, Troll. Go lay back down in your doggie bed.
You want to shove a baton down my throat and up my ass, and I'm the queerball here? I'd call you a , but you probably take gay insults as compliments.
You honestly think "I want" to shove batons up your ass? You wish! I recall telling you "I will" shove them there, because it's needed. You dumb fuck queerball spic with no talent. It's like if I say I'm going to clean up a bunch of shit off the floor, is that because I want to? No! It's because I don't want shit on the floor.
Can you understand the difference you numb skull shit stain? Do I need to use flash cards and props?
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It's weird, I don't recall actually saying the word depleted
Ha ha ha ha! ha! ha! Nice try you soft ass pussy, but do you know why that horse's ass trick doesn't work on me? Because you know damn well exactly what halfassed wannabe mini promo you approved to be uploaded to the XWF on your behalf and you had your shit narrator tell us exactly what you were supposedly thinking...... and somehow your ancient ass comes along thinking this roster is depleted even though it has undefeated professionals such as Mr. Proxy on it. If it didn't come from you, a narrator wouldn't be allowed to just whip that shit out of his ass for no reason. That was cute you fucking little bitch with that kindergarten "I didn't say that word" baby game even though you know damn well what you went out of your way to upload just to try and steal some attention from guys who are actually competing in this War Games event. Holy shit, dumb beaner, are you the biggest who ever tried sounding like he knows how to trash talk? Smart money points to YES! Oh but wait speaking of money, will you please tell us more about how you think money earned in the XWF isn't worth anything? Fucking idiot! That sounds like a real goldmine of a trash talk session. Ha ha ha!
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Oh, and Immigration? Really? So original! Like that hasn't been said by every single opponent I've ever had, ever!
Undefeated, son. If I walk out of War Games with a loss to my name it's going to shock the hell out of me but maybe it will give YOU the courage to face me after that, one on one, fuck face spic! That's a 100% challenge from me to you which you will no doubt avoid answering or claim you're too good for the people on this roster to accept, you little spic bitch trying to steal attention and jobs from hard working Americans. Oh, and show me one past opponent of yours who has said they'll call immigration on you. I'm dead serious here. One. One quote. From any person you ever faced. I want to see if you're just pulling shit out of your ass, which....... you are. Show me one quote you job stealing, below minimum wage accepting taco bender. I'll take you on in a fucking TACO match for all I care and you know what, home boy? I'll still win. I bet I can beat you at your own games. Lawn mowing match? I got that shit in the bag. How about a "Get married, have 30 kids and then cheat on the wife with as many sluts as possible who also get impregnated" match? Let's do it! I'll beat you at that game too, you talentless sack of shit! I will out-spic you and I'm not even a dirty spic!
If you're not answering me telling me the date you want me to beat you in a taco eating, lawn mowing, have dozens of kids and cheat on the wife like an overpopulating cockroach match, then don't even answer me. Pussy ass bitch. And yeah, I will ram every baton I own up your ass you little fudge packing border jumper and then I'll send your ass back to your family Cash On Delivery just so they have to pay their last peso or bean or whatever currency they use to accept your rotting carcass. Stupid ass spic!
Heeheehee, that dumb beaner thought he knew how to talk trash even though he can't wrestle. What a dork. Even I could probably beat his ass, and I'm three inches tall.
You've got a point, Troll. He'd probably try telling us we shouldn't have been able to hear his words just like he doesn't think we can understand what his narrator told us he's thinking, even with the same narration being replayed in his recent comment toward me.
Yeah that was pretty whack, vato. Claim something wasn't announced even though the piece of crap you just uploaded had it quoted right there for all to hear AgAiNnNn? Really bruh? Stupid ass welfare abusing beaner! He's a beaner! Because he eats a lot of beans and farts all day long and calls it trash talk! heheheheeheehee
Alright Troll, we get it, it's possible to go on all day about what a piece of shit this guy is but I'm about done. I'm waiting for him to first of all accept my challenge and second of all show me even one piece of footage, ever, from any opponent he ever faced saying they're going to call immigration services on his ass.
Oh come on, Prox. You know you can't call him out on that. You know he won't show it, because it doesn't exist! If somebody would have called immigration on him before you, he wouldn't be around! Tee hee, silly beaner. He won't even answer that request.
Then I'll fuck his mother in her ass and make him supply the lube while I hold a gun to his head and then make him smack her in her face each time I ram deeper so I can feel that clench on my big dick. I like it tight, and after shitting him out of her ass at birth you know she ain't tight unless she's getting hit in the face with each thrust!
True, true, I once crawled up his mother's asshole and took a nap and fell out while I was asleep. I woke up on the seat of some overcrowded bus that was being searched by law enforcement and they kept thinking I was a spic because of how much poo poo was on my tiny body!
Ok I'm going to be sick. Let me know if the wannabe trash talker accepts my challenge and provides me the footage I called him out on. Where's the nearest toilet?
I saw a Hispanic lady sitting at that bus stop over there with 12 kids. You could just throw up and shit all over them if you're feeling that ill, vato!
That'll have to do for now.
Hey spic lady! Come 'ere!
XWF in-ring record: 3-0
1) Teamed with Phoenix Death; overcame a 2 v 3 handicap defeating all 3 Mafia Men
2) Teamed with Ashe Dawson; overcame a 2 v 3 handicap defeating Leteri, Skkizoid and Khalif Compton
3) Teamed with Zoey Ryback and Aaron Reign; defeating Gator, Socrates and Kyle Star
[excellent in team situations! loves making new friends!]
XWF hits via proxy: 4
1) Peter Gilmour, ordered by anonymous party
2) Peter Gilmour, ordered by Sid Feder
3) Mafia Men's boss, The Don, ordered by Frodo Smackins
4) Kendall Sawyer, ordered by Eli James
[standard hits, anonymous hits and framed hits now available]
XWF kill count: 3
1) Slade, decapitated for failing to contribute anything when teamed with Mr. Proxy
2) Kai Randal, shot to death in slow motion for failing to contribute anything when teamed with Mr. Proxy
3) Derrick Silva, shot in the head by sniper rifle just because
Mr. Proxy wants to team and/or work with YOU (for the right price) ![[Image: YRAvZhZ.gif]](http://i.imgur.com/YRAvZhZ.gif)
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