X-treme Wrestling Federation

If you're NOT a captain, you must use THIS thread to post your in character reactions and thoughts regarding the live draft. Feel free to brag, talk shit, or even hype yourself up to the captains if you haven't been chosen for a team yet. Just keep it OUT of the actual draft thread.

Welcome to team the Masters, Gator

I have it all figured out Gator.

I just did the math, there is 25 people available for draft and 6 captains with four picks each, this means that 24 people will be drafted, however, 1 person will be undrafted and therefore not partake in this event despite signing up for it, I will double-check just to make sure but I think that is how it is.

It was explained in the rules what the odd man out will become.

(10-09-2014, 08:04 PM)Mastermind Said: [ -> ]It was explained in the rules what the odd man out will become.

Yeah, my bad, I kind of just skimmed through the rules and missed that part the first time around.

Tsk, tsk, my friend.

how the fuck is pest a captain? smdfh

-sigh- I hope overlooking the rules at first glance doesn't ruin my chances of being picked at some point, I would love to be involved in this event and actually debut in it, not be a guest ref. I don't know, I just hope I get picked and I'll just kind of leave it at that.

(10-09-2014, 09:24 PM)Mr WGWF Said: [ -> ]I won't pick you. Even if you're the last possible choice.

I wouldn't want to be on your team anyways Mr. WGWF, you shouldn't even be in this fed with that kind of name.

" Convince captains to choose me quickly? I'll play along: I am the one who is under a constant barrage; incursion after incursion for the sake of stripping me of this ornament constructed of the skins of the dead and the metals of falsified values. When My Crimson Face—a force none of you could ever hope to defeat, mind you—did fail to extract this so called champion's label from Vinnie Lane, I walked in on my own two feet and plucked it from his greedy little hands like Peter Gilmour taking candy from a baby… unless that baby's name is Christian, in which case Peter gets the unholy hell battered into and out of his very soul. "

" Not only did I make the acquiring of this symbol of greatness look easy, but I've made my countless successes in retaining it look even easier. Attackers from every angle; periodic swarms of distractions that apparently are supposed to make me not feel that a person is pinning me; invisible pins and attempts to poison this flesh and bone vessel you see before you—thwarted, shattered, cast away from any semblance of that which you'd call your reality. And I did raise thy fist high, proclaiming to your gods: 'Finish me!' And I did peer deep below the surface, bellowing with every fiber of creation that has coded my makers: 'Pull me under!' All for naught; no man, woman, child, beast, god, extraterrestrial, or demon incarnate could even envision in their most fantastical stupors a world in which defeating me could be so much as a comprehensible allusion on their part, let alone an illusion anyone else would physically see or ever offer belief in. The mere thought of keeping me down by force is so far from any factual construction that a man could damn near be committed to the insane asylum for even dreaming of such a farce. "

" And if that weren't enough, I now offer you not a threat but a crystal clear promise. "

" Should I happen to be chosen in any round other than this first round of picks, by any captain, I will take it upon myself to do everything within my power to cost my team the victory. I'm not referring to slacking, as they say, no no; I'm referring to complete and unbridled sabotage of mythic proportions that will see a wake of life-fluids trailing behind me farther than any eye can see. That is, of course, unless every single member of said team pays me half of the earnings they've amassed here in this XWF. "

" And let's not even dream of the discussion to be had should I be that sole survivor; the one man left after the draft is said and done. I will force myself into a position that will see countless names suffer by my hand; by My Crimson Face's hand; and most importantly, by the hands of those you believed to be your own allies. "

" I've made my position perfectly clear, my luscious and swollen pigs. First round pick gets one hundred percent of my allegiance—anything less requires payment from all members of the team to stop me from destroying it from within. Leave me without a team and give me the freedom to fulfill my cravings at the expense of the lot of you. "

" And that's all, you need, to ever trust. Trust, in lieu of knowledge, because as I've told you all before: You Don't Know. "

(10-10-2014, 11:30 AM)Mr WGWF Said: [ -> ]Vinnie, I want you to know, I would have grabbed you had Mastermind not saved you. Just so I can have the pleasure of being able to award money to someone, knowing you'd think it'd be you, and snatching that away. Instead, I'll just keep you from achieving victory and thus earning no money.

"Pest. I usually respect most of the stuff you do, but drafting PETER GILMOUR for your second pick? I know he's a top tier guy, but he lost to an EIGHT YEAR OLD!"

(10-10-2014, 11:32 AM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: [ -> ]And you're going to do that how? By getting your ass handed to you on a plate again? You think Gilly is going to be a good sport to you? You're crazy, dude.

You needed Diesel to put me down last time. Samuels will handle Gator, and Peter will do this favor for me in exchange for money, and for me doing him a favor in your match against him. See, I'm not a fool. I know how to get things done. But do not fret, I'll make sure when break you that I leave you the ability to put on your little Drag Go Go Show, or whatever it is you do.

(10-10-2014, 11:33 AM)Maverick Said: [ -> ]

(10-10-2014, 11:30 AM)Mr some shitty fed Said: [ -> ]Vinnie, I want you to know, I would have grabbed you had Mastermind not saved you. Just so I can have the pleasure of being able to award money to someone, knowing you'd think it'd be you, and snatching that away. Instead, I'll just keep you from achieving victory and thus earning no money.

"Pest. I usually respect most of the stuff you do, but drafting PETER GILMOUR for your second pick? I know he's a top tier guy, but he lost to an EIGHT YEAR OLD!"

Peter Gilmour has accomplished more in this federation than you could ever hope to achieve. Sure, Peter has had some falls, and is nothing short of a joke. But Peter is still way above you. You keep hoping to not be last man standing.

(10-10-2014, 11:39 AM)Mr WGWF Said: [ -> ]

(10-10-2014, 11:32 AM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: [ -> ]And you're going to do that how? By getting your ass handed to you on a plate again? You think Gilly is going to be a good sport to you? You're crazy, dude.

You needed Diesel to put me down last time. Samuels will handle Gator, and Peter will do this favor for me in exchange for money, and for me doing him a favor in your match against him. See, I'm not a fool. I know how to get things done. But do not fret, I'll make sure when break you that I leave you the ability to put on your little Drag Go Go Show, or whatever it is you do.

(10-10-2014, 11:33 AM)Maverick Said: [ -> ]

(10-10-2014, 11:30 AM)Mr some shitty fed Said: [ -> ]Vinnie, I want you to know, I would have grabbed you had Mastermind not saved you. Just so I can have the pleasure of being able to award money to someone, knowing you'd think it'd be you, and snatching that away. Instead, I'll just keep you from achieving victory and thus earning no money.

"Pest. I usually respect most of the stuff you do, but drafting PETER GILMOUR for your second pick? I know he's a top tier guy, but he lost to an EIGHT YEAR OLD!"

Peter Gilmour has accomplished more in this federation than you could ever hope to achieve. Sure, Peter has had some falls, and is nothing short of a joke. But Peter is still way above you. You keep hoping to not be last man standing.

"Please, at least I won matches- three in fact- while people like Justin Sane who hasn't wrestled a match yet- are getting drafted in the second round. Since I doubt Erebus will draft me since he's likely to draft Frodo, I'm hoping I can sneak in as a third- rounder."

Maverick rolls his eyes.

"IF I can't read, then how do I know who I'm facing in matches?"

(10-10-2014, 02:27 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: [ -> ]I assume Scully reads the card to you. That's why you asked him to team up, right?

"What about my match against Schrute? I wasn't in contact with Scully then, and he can attest to that. Terrible talker he may be to you, but a liar? No one believes that."

im not teaming with pest so i quit

John opens his check book and clicks his pen.

Peter, I'm sure we can negotiate with the other captains for a trade, at some point during the draft.

You know, a captain who actually wants to win and would like to have some BUX in their pocket.

Just let me know, Peter.