LH Harrison and Mark Flynn are sitting at a booth by the Superdome in New Orleans, LA. In front of them is a long line full of people.

LH: Hey man, it's good they got this autograph signing for us here in New Orleans, LA in this nice weather.

Flynn gives him a weird look considering it's over 90 degrees and extremely humid.

MF: Yeah, sure, whatever.

LH: Anyways I had a question to ask you while we were doing this.

MF: What's up newbie?

LH: I want a shot at that X-Treme Championship.

MF: What the f*** did you say? You know I'm Mark F***ing Flynn?

LH signs about his third autograph while Mark Flynn signs about his 250th.

LH: I said I want a shot at that X-treme Championship, but since I don't believe in taking unfair advantages, I thought I'd challenge you as soon as this autograph signing is over. One-on-one. What do you say?

Flynn looks at him as if he was an idiot.

MF: Well I don't really have much of an option do I?

They continue on their autographs with LH signing maybe seven or eight compared to Flynn's 400. Finally they finish up and both men go to stand up but there is a definite awkwardness between the two. LH extends his hand.

LH: You ready to go?

Mark Flynn spits in his direction. They circle around when suddenly Mastermind appears out of a burst of dark matter and hits Flynn with a chokeslam and then proceeds to disappear. LH rushes over and helps Flynn up.

LH: You okay man? Do you need a doctor?

Flynn looks incredulously at him before spitting in his face and pushing away.

LH: So you still want to fight, then?

Flynn nods. Mastermind appears again and punches Flynn in the back of the head throwing him forward into the rushing LH Harrison's Clothesline from Heaven.

LH jumps on Flynn's prone body.

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THRE- SUDDENLY THE LIGHTS GO OUT!

OUTSIDE!

IT'S AN ECLIPSE OF THE SUN!

NO ONE CAN SEE ANYTHING!

-4 days later-

The Sun is still blocked. The world is doomed. It doesn't really matter who the X-Treme champion is.

Flynn winks through the darkness toward the camera.

"This message is brought to you by The Society of Scientists Who Believe The Sun Will Leave Us. Be afraid."