It has all come down to Eli James IV, Sid Feder, Dimallisher, Ambrose Helios, and Mandii Rider... taking on Theo Pryce, Sebastian Duke, John Samuels and SwagMire Swaggins!
Ding!! Ding!! Ding!!
The bell sounds, Dimallisher pushes the ref out of the way and the two sides charge each other.
Joey Ryan: This should be interesting. Theo’s side is pretty fresh, Eli’s side not so much. Now excuse me while I go find Callaway and grab her sexy ass!
Jesse The Body: Theo’s side is fresher than Will Smith on crack and jack.
Sid and Dimallisher go at their least favorite African American while Eli and Theo square up. Mandii and Helios lock up with Duke and Samuels respectively.
Theo’s side is off to a quick start as Duke is laying the boots to Mandii’s face who was just laid out with a massive boot to the face. John Samuels has Ambrose Helios in the corner, repeatedly throwing punches to Ambrose abdomen.
Eli hits Theo with a DDT and then runs over to the corner and drops Senator with a reverse DDT. Ambrose quickly pulls himself up the turnbuckles and jumps leaps off, attempting an elbow drop but hitting nothing but mat as John Samuels moved out of the way.
Duke whips Mandii off the ropes…
SOUL SHOT and a cover.
1….
2….
Broken up by a diving Sid Feder!
Mancow: Theo’s team almost had this one evened up.
Jesse The Body: Almost only counts in horseshoes and home pregnancy tests.
Mancow: What the fuck?
Jesse The Body: Just go with it.
Theo Pryce is up and he goes right after an unsuspecting Eli James. He quickly grabs Eli from behind and puts him in a sleeper hold. Eli’s arms are flailing about violently. Theo looks around and then, sleeper slam. Theo picks up Eli by the beard, whips him to the ropes…clothesline!!!
Theo stands over Eli and grin comes across his face, but it’s short lived as Sid Feder catches Theo from behind with a bulldog. Theo’s face smashes off the canvas.
Dimallisher head butts SwagMire, a move that sends him stumbling backwards, Dimallisher closes the distance….CHOKE SLAM!!!
The cover…
1….
2…
Save by John Samuels!! Samuels grabs Dimallisher and throws him outside of the ring. Sid lifts up Pryce and combined with Eli James they lift him in the air for a double suplex…they are holding him up in the air showing their power…
From across the ring Sebastian Duke and John Samuels dive at their opponents legs, and the trio of Pryce, Feder and James all come crashing down to the ring, Theo again landing on his face.
Helios picks up SwagMire but before he can get him all the way to his feet SwagMire hit’s him with a low blow.
Eric Bischoff: You see the size of that golf ball on SwagMire’s face?
Jesse The Body: Reminds me of the massive knot that Scottie Pippen got in game 4 of the 97 playoffs vs the Heat. You ever see it?
Gilmour: Suck my dick!
Pryce is back on the offensive against a tired Sid Feder, whip to the corner followed up immediately by a splash and then a snap DDT.
John Samuels face washes Mandii Rider and then a pump handle slam. On the opposite side of the ring Sebastian Duke with a Superplex on Ambrose Helios. He goes for a cover but before the ref can even begin the count Dimallisher reaches in from outside of the ring and pulls Duke off. As Duke turns to look at who just grabbed his boot Eli James puts Theo Pryce down with a clothesline from behind.
Eli James grabs Theo by the neck and violently yanks him upwards…Sleeper Hold.
The ref checks Theo’s arm….it drops…
He checks again…
Again it goes down….
Third and final time…
It’s….
Dro…….
Out of nowhere Swaggy’s boot connects with the back of Eli James head causing Eli to break the hold and then fall forward to the ring, landing on top of Theo Pryce. The ref, unsure what to do gets down for a count…
1…
2…
KICKOUT!!!
Theo Pryce kicked out. SwagMire charges at Sid Feder but Sid catches him at the last second and with a lariat puts his would be attacker down.
Dimallisher climbs on top of Theo Pryce and starts violently punching him in the face…
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Theo’s nose is busted, blood flying everywhere…
4!!!
CRASH!!!
Sebastian Duke tackles Dimallisher, sending both men rolling to the other side of the ring…Duke stops rolling first and quickly gets to his knees and using both hands starts choking out Dimallisher.
Ambrose Helios sees Theo Pryce laying on the ground, his face covered in blood and slides in for a pin…
1….
BROKEN UP!!!
John Samuels grabs Helios off of Theo by the hair and like a rag doll throws him into the corner. Helios bounces off the turnbuckles, Samuels closes in, hooks his opponent….Fallaway Slam.
Crimson Dong: Great final round so far. Theo's team is giving me a boner.
Jesse The Body: I’m telling you it’s because of their Bel Air freshness.
Theo Pryce finally gets to his feet, the bottom half of his face is covered in blood from his busted nose. He looks around the ring…locks onto a target and closes in…
PRYCE CHECK!!!
Theo manages to catch both Mandii Rider and Dimallisher with a spear. Mandii grabs at her lower back and rolls out of the ring to avoid further punishment. Back in the ring, Dimallisher slowly gets back up with Eli James and Theo Pryce lock up. Weighing his options Dimallisher decides to go after Sebastian Duke. Dimallisher spins the King of Darkness around and catches him with a punch to the side and then a quick headlock. Dimallisher looks over at Sid, who is smiling like a proud father, cheering on his favorite son. The distraction allows Duke to counter the headlock with a suplex.
Fans: DUKE OF KNOCKERS!!! DUKE OF KNOCKERS!!
Ron Jeremy: He's the Duke of Knockers, baby! Oh yeah!
Seeing what happened Sid rushes in and scoops Duke up….POWERBOMB!!!
Bobby Heenan: How in the hell is this guy powerbombing Duke like that? When's the last time Sid had a piss test?
Sid doesn’t even bother with a cover instead opting to bring Duke back up to his feet. Duke blocks a big right hand from Sid and lifts Sid up with a military press! He's holding Sid up in the air!
Booker T: Toss dat cracka into the crowd, Duke!
It seems like Duke can hear Booker's advice because he rushes forward to gain momentum and sends Sid flying out of the ring and landing in the laps of the front row fans! It looks like the mentally challenged teenager that Sid landed on has been severely hurt, and his mother got her nose busted open by Sid's foot when he landed.
Jim Ross: Shame on you, Duke! Look what you did to that poor kid and his mom!
Duke grabs Jim Ross and choke slams him into Sid who is still on top of the people in the front row!!!!!
These fans are going nuts! Duke is climbing over the barricade and going after Sid, throwing massive haymakers down at the man and striking random people around them in the process!
Dimallisher rushes out of the ring and grabs a table, holds it over his head while running and he smashes that table down across the top of Sebastian Duke's head!
Dim: !
Dimallisher pulls Duke off Sid and tosses him into the ring post. Sid starts punching the fans as if they were the ones attacking him!
John Samuels makes his way over to Sid as Dimallisher and Duke continue to go at it around ringside. Sid sees John reaching for him and he pokes him in the eyes to back him up! Sid quickly gets to his feet and out of the laps of the fans, and he throws Samuels into the ring steps. With a loud thud Samuels crashes against them and lets out a cry in pain. Sid Charges with a boot but Samuels dodges and Sid's foot gets caught inbetween the ring post and the steps! Samuels turns and shoulderblocks the stairs, sandwiching Sid's leg. Samuels repeatedly kicks the stairs, repeatedly crushing the trapped leg.
Sid's laughing!
Sid: "Do it, ya !"
Samuels backs up and charges again.
CRASH
Samuels run full speed into the stairs with his shoulder, absolutely crushing Sid's leg! HOLY SHIT! Sid falls backward, dislodging his leg!!! Everything below the knee hanging there like a limp noodle, the bones are protruding from his leg in a bloody mess! What the fuck!
Joey Styles: Oh my GOD! His fucking leg! His fucking leg!
Sid screams in pain as he grabs at his leg or stump of what was his leg. Blood is spraying out of it into the faces of the fans! Sid eventually passes out in a pool of blood as EMTs rush out to tend to him!
John Samuels reaches behind the ring steps and finds the bottom half of Sid's leg! He gets in the ring and uses Sid's leg like a club and hits Mandii Rider in the head with it before slinging her over his shoulder and dumping her over the top rope. She collapses with most of her weight on her head and looks to be knocked out cold!
Samuels holds Sid's leg in the air and yells! The sick ass fans cheer him! HE THROWS THE LEG! HE THROWS THE LEG INTO THE CROWD!!!!
The fans go wild, diving and fighting with each other over the chance to take home Sid's leg! Security has to be called out to stop raging fans from trying to kill each other over the leg!
In the ring, Eli James is being double teamed by Theo Pryce and SwagMire! Theo whips Eli into the corner as Swaggy rushes in with a shoulder to Eli's midsection. Theo follows that up with a running dropkick to Eli that causes him to fall to his ass in the corner. SwagMire pulls a bar of soap from out of the back of his pants and smashes the bar over Eli's head!!!! The fans go wild as it shatters! Pieces of soap hit fans in their faces and they love it!
Bobby Heenan: The humanoids are losing their minds over this match!
Sebastian Duke rolls Dimallisher into the ring where SwagMire and Pryce are waiting to immediately put the boots to him. Duke joins in and all three of them stomp the hell out of Dimallisher! John Samuels runs around ringside and sees Sid being carted away, Mandii still motionless at ringside and Eli in the ring, his eyes rolling back in his head with a welt on his head from that soap.
SMASH! Ambrose Helios out of nowhere! SLEEP TIGHT! (brogue kick)
Samuels goes spinning in the air before collapsing flat on the mat at ringside. Ambrose was waiting for his chance to strike and came running out from behind the Spanish commentators!
Ambrose slides into the ring and catches Theo's foot as he was trying to kick Ambrose. Duke kicks Ambrose in the face and sends him stumbling backward into the arms of SwagMire who locks in a sleeper hold while Theo and Duke pummel Ambrose into dust!
Duke, Pryce and Swaggy all grab Ambrose and basically throw him straight up into the air as high as they can, just letting him crash in the middle of the ring.
Duke starts beating his chest and shaking! He's gone mad!
Chokeslam to Ambrose! Big boot! SOUL SHOT! DARKNESS FALLS! PANDORA'S BOX!!!!
Theo and Swaggy just give a look like "wow, ok, we'll just let you handle this" and they catch their breath as Sebastian Duke screams like a fucking lunatic!!!
Duke: Tap you fuck! TAP OR DIE! ROOAOAORRREOHHE!
He's foaming and frothing, raging and roaring, spit flying up into Ambrose's face as Duke has flat out lost his mind! Duke's eyes are popping out! What the fuck!
Booker T: Dat honkey done lost it! Run fo yo lives! Ford sucks, suckaaaaaaa!
Dimallisher starts to get to his feet but is met by the PRYCE CHECK! Pryce was ready for him! Duke continues going nuts and trying to kill Ambrose!!! The ref, Nick Patrick, leans in close to check on the situation.
Mandii Rider is starting to get up at ringside, clearing her head but an unexpected baseball slide from Swaggy catches her before she can get back into the ring. She collapses hard at ringside again.
Eli James rises to his feet and Theo goes for the... oh shit! Eli catches Theo with a low blow that he carries over into a powerslam to add extra pressure to the nuts!
Doc Hendrix: That's gotta hurt! I'm getting blue balls just looking at it!
Eli starts kicking Duke in the side of the head while Duke has the Pandora's Box locked into Ambrose still, and Duke will not release it! With every kick Duke takes to his face he just looks uglier and angrier!
John Samuels crawls back into the ring and grabs hold of Eli's feet, holding them in place while Swaggy runs up and just throws his own body into Eli with the sloppiest cross body block ever... but it does the trick and Eli falls back with Swaggy's weight landing on top of him!
Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
The fans already see what the cameras are just now focusing on... SID FEDER IS CRAWLING BACK TOWARD THE RING!
The streak of blood left behind his dismembered leg is making refs and EMTs all slip as they try to run up to Sid and stop him.
Bobby Heenan: This much blood should not be able to leave a humanoid's body and that humanoid still be crawling around!
Sid Feder somehow crawls up onto the apron and at this point is getting to his feet, or foot rather, just bouncing up and down in place looking like Zack Gowen. Sid starts hopping up the turnbuckle!
Joy Styles: OH MY GOD!
Sid flies off! Sid shoots across the sky like a comet with blood spraying out behind him the whole way....
...and the way...
...with that bleeding nub smashing right into Theo Pryce's face and knocking him out of the ring!
Booker T: Flying nub kick! Flying nub kick! Dat boy can't be stopped even when he's missing limbs, yo!
Sid's raw, bloody bone cracked Theo good as it sent him flying. Swaggy rushes at Sid who is bouncing his way back up to his foot and Sid somehow delivers a SUPERKICK!
Jesse The Body: How? How are you going to tell me Sid just did a superkick?
The broken end of Sid's leg just under the knee nailed Swaggy right in the gut. Sid can't really get his legs to split far enough for a proper superkick anyway, plus half his leg was missing but the nub knee or whatever we're calling it still struck the target and sent Swaggy stumbling back! Swag trips backwards over Duke who is still on the ground with the Pandora's Box locked on Ambrose! Ambrose still isn't tapping!!!
John Samuels creeps up behind Sid who instantly turns around and points at John! John holds up his hands like he hasn't done anything wrong but then rushes forward and kicks the crippled man right in the groin! Sid hops up and down on his one good leg, holding his nuts and screaming in a high pitched voice.
Sid reaches into his pocket and grabs a box cutter. He exposes the blade and starts hopping toward Samuels... STAB!!!! Samuels moved out of the way and somehow Sid has managed to stab DIMALLISHER! He just stabbed his own partner in the shoulder with a box cutter!
Bobby Heenan: Dim will be fine. He will think a mosquito bit him.
Stevie Ray: Whack ass honkey!
Booker T: When did you get here Stevie? Harlem Heat in da house!
Stevie Ray: Remember that time they put Ahmed Johnson with us and called him "Big Titty T" or something fucked up like that, tryin' to make Harlem Heat into a threesome?
Booker T: I do remember that, sucka! Those WCW niggas in creative were on some whack ass drugs or some shit.
Back in the ring, Dimallisher holds his shoulder and realizes he's been stabbed with the box cutter! Without even thinking a rational thought or processing the image in front of him of who stabbed him, Dimallisher thrusts his foot forward and executes the kick to the head that Bill Goldberg taught him!
Goldberg: No! Not to your own partner, Dim! Shit!
Sid got nailed with the kick! He's going to have a career ending concussion on top of having no leg now!
Mandii Rider slides back into the ring and goes after Duke who STILL somehow has Ambrose in the submission hold! Ambrose doesn't even look conscious anymore. Mandii places her foot over Duke's face and starts trying to scrape his skin off of his face the same way she did to Scorpio a couple rounds earlier!
A piece of Duke's skin flaps off his cheek, exposing bone and tissue... HE STILL DOES NOT RELEASE AMBROSE!
Mandii throws her arms up for a second as if to say "wtf is wrong with this guy?"
John Samuels clubs Mandii in the back of the head and sends her down. Theo and Eli are back at it again, brawling... Dimallisher has SwagMire on his back trying to choke him out but instead Dim is running toward Duke!
But it's too late! The referee has dropped Ambrose Helios' arm and it went completely limp!
DING DING DING!!!
Dim smashes into Duke and almost takes his head off with that running low dropkick to the side of Duke's already gushing face. The hold is finally broken and Duke rolls out of the ring while Ambrose lays motionless in the ring.
The referee quickly makes his way over to Michael Buffer...
Michael Buffer makes the official announcement...
M. Buffer: Llllllllllladies aaaaaaaaand gentlemennnnnnn...
It takes him so long just to say that line that half the fans are already booing him and telling him they just want to know what the hell happened!!!!
M. Buffer: The official of this match, Mr. Nick Patrick, has just informed me that he has had to put a stop to this match as a result of Ambrose Helios' complete loss of consciousness! Therefore... the winners of this match, in its entirety... Teeeeeam Pryyyyyyyyyyyyyce...
The fans go balls out ballistic! Half of them amazed at what they just saw and cheering like freaks, the other half booing.
Additional refs and EMTs rush out to the ring to check on everybody and to make sure there is no further fighting taking place. Dimallisher is screaming like crazy calling people , and cowards! Goldberg has rushed out to the ring and is backing up Dim's case, but to no avail!
Eli James slowly pulls himself up by the ring ropes and looks around, almost an unusually calm look in his glazed eyes as he looks around him at what this war has left behind it.
Theo Pryce, John Samuels, Sebastian Duke and SwagMire Swaggins all assemble in the ring still hurting and coughing and wiping blood off themselves.
JBL: I like that Samuels guy. Something about him says winner to me.
Bobby Heenan: Come on, Swaggy! Pull out another bar of soap and wash your team mates up already. There's a lot of blood on them!
Michael Buffer walks up and congratulates the men...
M. Buffer: Now as we all know, this match had a very important stipulation attached to it. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to make it OFFICIAL! With the signing of THIS contract, Theo Pryce and his company will assume total control of the XWF alongside the Administration Network. Rumors of course speculate that Theo's first act will then be to remove Eli James from his position as OWNER, leaving the actual spot of XWF owner vacant and unnecessary under the new ruling class. So without further ado, may we have the contract, please...?
Some officials walk out from the back and hand Nick Patrick the contract on a clipboard. Nick Patrick hands the clip board to Theo Pryce, who looks it over very quickly and has a satisfied look on his face. Theo turnes to Samuels, Duke and Swaggins...
Pryce: This is the moment we all worked so hard for. It's time to set things into motion...
Suddenly the X-TRON lights up! A scene from the back is shown...
It's a bloody mess of the other members of Theo's team! Scorpio, Mr. Supernova, Mr. Radio and everyone else who has already been sent to the back is laid out in the back! Theo does not look pleased but he remains in the ring with the contract as Sebastian Duke, John Samuels and SwagMire all rush to the back. Cameras follow them running through the backstage area and they accidentally come upon a DIFFERENT group of people who have been beaten down! It's Eli James and his men! They're all down and out, covered in blood and groans are coming from the collection of bodies including Lazarus, Mandii Rider, Dimallisher, Morbid Angel and Dean McGovern... and it looks like the rest of Team Eli is further back against the wall with some tables and other debris thrown on them.
Duke, Samuels and Swaggy look confused as they survey the area. Theo, still in the ring, watches this unfold on the X-TRON along with Nick Patrick and Michael Buffer standing beside him.
M. Buffer: It seems in times of war, the casualties never stop adding up. Theo, this is your time... I'd suggest you sign that contract before... before times change.
Theo's expression immediately changes as he shoots a look that could kill right toward Buffer. Theo's eyes then travel over to Nick Patrick who almost looks like he's trying to hold back laughter.
Nick Patrick: Better hurry up and sign, Theo, while the ink in that pen is still wet!
Nick Patrick and Michael Buffer both are smiling now as they stare at Theo Pryce... what do they find so funny here?
Back up on the X-TRON, we hear a loud OOF! It's the sound of Sebastian Duke being smashed in the back with something heavy! SwagMire and Samuels receive the same treatment and they all go down hard; their attackers unseen by the camera's eye!
Theo sees this up on the X-TRON and starts looking around nervously and then back at Michael Buffer and Nick Patrick. The looks on their faces tell Theo they know EXACTLY what's going on here...
Theo takes a step toward them and looks like he's about to demand answers, but then he pauses. He looks down at the contract he still had in his hand and he quickly scans it further. He reads any fine print at the bottom and turns over the page to make sure he's not missing anything. Once he's satisfied, he takes the pen and presses it to the paper...
...nothing.
Theo does NOT look amused! He shakes the pen and tries to write again... still dry as a bone.
Pryce: This pen doesn't work.
Theo tosses the pen out to the fans and then turns to Nick Patrick who seems to have gotten another pen from somebody at ringside. Nick Patrick shakes up the pen and hands it to Theo...
Bobby Heenan: That's no pen! He's handing Theo a can of black spray paint!
Theo takes the pen can of black spray paint and just holds it in his hand for a second like "wtf am I supposed to do with this, crackas?"
Nick Patrick replies something under his breath that gets Theo's attention...
Pryce: What was that? Can you speak into the mic?
Michael Buffer hands Nick Patrick the microphone. He clears his throat and repeats himself...
Nick Patrick: I said... you're supposed to get knocked unconscious and have three letters painted onto your back. Did I stutter?
What the ...?
CRACK!!!
Somebody slid into the ring and cracked Theo with another can of spray paint to the back of the head!
The assailant is accompanied by TWO MORE MEN!
The fans explode in a mixed reaction!
It's...
It's...
...No, it's not some big name XWF star from the past!
It's not Mark Flynn!!!
It's not JP Corino!!!
It's not Cyren!!!
It's not ESP!!!
It's not Angelus!!!
It's not even Jonathyn Brown...
The fans gasp in shock and can't believe what they're seeing. It's like they've been taken BACK in time to the glory days of the sport!
The fans, whether they believe it or not, are looking at...
SCOTT HALL
KEVIN NASH
and...
THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!!!
Nick Patrick is applauding their efforts as they beat down Theo Pryce and leave him laying face down in the ring.
A fan tries to get into the ring to either celebrate with them or attack them, but either way, BIG MISTAKE!!!
The fans can't believe their eyes as they watch the Macho Man himself reach down and pick up the microphone.
Macho Man: Oooooooh yeeeeeeah; DID YA MISS ME!?
The fans go NUTS! The ovation is unheard of!
Macho Man soaks it all in, twirls his finger in the air and then turns that into an nWo hand signal to a very mixed reaction now.
Macho Man: Funky like a monkey... never stale or skunky... THE MASTER OF THE MADNESS IS BACK BROTHER, oooooooooh yeeah!
Scott Hall goes over and picks up the clipboard that has the contract on it. He laughs as he looks it over and shows it to Kevin Nash. Hall takes the mic from Macho Man and starts talking down at an unconscious Theo Pryce.
Scott Hall: Hey yo... What's wrong, rich boy? Couldn't find a pen that worked?
Scott pulls something from behind his ear. Is that a tooth pick? No! It's a pen! He brought his own pen! Hall turns to Nash and laughs.
Scott Hall: Hey Big Kev, how much you wanna bet this pen works just fine?
Kevin Nash: Well let's find out right now! Let's bring out the true icon of sports entertainment and make this night complete!
Macho Man, Scott Hall and Kevin Nash all point to the entrance way as the fans turn and see...
It's Hollywood Hogan! He's here!
Hogan comes out playing up to the crowd with his classic Hulkamania hand gestures but then starts flicking fans off and throwing up the nWo sign in their faces!
Hogan makes his way down to the ring and greets his nWo brothers before looking down at Theo Pryce and spitting on him. Hogan pulls Pryce over so he's facing up. Hogan backs up into the ropes to gain some momentum and then drops the big Hollywood leg right across Theo's throat! Theo's whole body bounced up from the force!
Hogan dusts his hands off like he's done a great job and then spits at Theo again, kicking him over before taking the can of spray paint and painting on Theo's back: nWo!
Mach Man holds that contract high in the air and spins around looking at different fans and pointing to get them riled up before he hands that contract right over to Hogan!
Scott Hall takes the pen he brought just for this occasion and he hands it to Hogan...
Hogan signs the contract!!! The fans are shrieking in horror as they watch the XWF as they knew it fall under the control of Hollywood Hogan! The ring is filled with trash, the boos from the crowd are like nothing the XWF has experienced before. The biggest Pay Per View in XWF history has been tarnished by the actions of these 4 men known throughout the wrestling world as federation killers. Hollywood Hogan is yelling for a microphone of his own which Michael Buffer gladly hands him before backing away with a smile still on his face... this scene must seem so familiar to Buffer.
Hogan scans the crowd and relishes the chorus of boos that he and his compatriots are receiving.
Hollywood Hogan: You fans need to shut up and listen if you wanna hear what I gotta say.
Hogan lowers the mic and paces around the ring for a moment as Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and Macho Man Randy Savage continue to taunt the crowd.
Hollywood Hogan: Let me tell you people something. All this trash in the ring represents you people! This place, this federation, if you can even call it that has been garbage for months, years even. Shane turned his back on the very people that helped him keep his strangle hold on this company. He had a chance to do something great and he blew it brother. Shane didn't realize brother, that when you are a part of something special, you are a part of it 4 Life!
The boos somehow manage to grow louder. A black shoe hits Scott Hall in the back of the head. Hall immediately turns around and goes to climb out of the ring but he's held back by Kevin Nash.
Hollywood Hogan: This is the real deal, brothers. This isn't some cheap imitation like what the wrestling industry has come to be known for. WE ARE HERE LIVE AND IN THE FLESH! From the MADNESS to the HOLLYWOOD ICON to the OUTSIDERS!
The fans are still in awe, some not even sure how to react.
Hollywood Hogan: Shane is gone. The Administrator tried to take this company from him and he's gone too, brother. Eli James, he thought he had what it takes to run this company and he failed brother. He decided to add everyone he could to his group, I give it a month before people start abandoning that sinking ship brother. Theo Pryce and his bullcrap crown can barely run his own company let alone this place. So we decided to end this little war once and for all. What you see in front of you is the future of professional wrestling, the future of the XWF, what you see in front of you is the new world organization of wrestling brother. (...Macho Man whispers something to Hogan real quick...) So whatcha gonna do when the NEW WORLD ORDER runs wild on you brother? The nWo runs the XWF now! What'cha gonna do!!!! What are you gonna do, Mean Gene!!!!
Hogan is choking Gene Okerlund who threatens to see a lawyer.
Kevin Nash boots Gene in the side of the head to remove him from the scene as quickly as he'd been introduced into it. Nash circles the ring a few seconds before raising the mic and beginning...
Kevin Nash: You heard it here first. The nWo is the new ruling class of the XWF. There's no need for an "owner" when you've got a panel of business experts like us running the show! Now that we have taken over this rotting corpse of a wrestling federation we are going to destroy everything in our path and leave nothing but broken bodies in our wake... when we're not working hard to make things right.
The fans boo and throw ice cream bars with CM Punk on them at Kevin Nash. Nash is not phased.
Mike Tenay: Kevin Nash is talking about fixing the XWF and destroying it all in the same sentence. I'm sure glad I'm just visiting today. I've been through this nWo crap before and seen how all their promises work out for guys like me.
Kevin Nash: Things are going to change around here. The rules as you know them are going to change around here. You saw the bodies that littered the back stage area. The 4 of us took out a dozen members of this federation with a few chairs. Remember that the next time you want to slack off and don't feel like preparing for your match like it's a joke. We're the type that are going to be looking for somebody slipping... and we're going to take those people for all they're worth. Do your jobs right and go about your business, and just MAYBE the nWo won't have to pay you a visit. Things are definitely going to change around here. You're basically looking at your new bosses right now, right here, whether you like it or not. This isn't some hostile takeover... we already just did that in less than ten minutes!
Macho Man: Ooooooh Yeah!!!! (switching to low, slower speaking) And even iiiiif you guys are minding your own "BUSINESS" like Theo Pryce here was doing, you may just find yourselves on the wrong side of the madness anyway... OOH YEAH! Nothing is what it seeeeeems, brothers, and everything seems to be what it iiiiis, OH YEAH! DIG IT!
Scott Hall: Hey yo! Me and the rest of the nWo are going to show all you people what it takes to be bigger than the sport of professional wrestling, whether you like it or not. Survey says........ONE MORE FOR THE GOOD GUYS!!!
A glass beer bottle smashes right into Scott Hall's head and sends him stumbling back right into the arms of Kevin Nash who catches him. Hall starts shaking his fists and pounding his feet into the canvas like he's ready to fight and Nash and Macho Man both have to hold Hall back from these idiot fans.
Ted Turner: Well isn't this an interesting turn of events?
Jesse The Body: This is pure crap, Turner. The nWo failed fifteen years ago and it'll fail again. Big deal.
Larry Zbyszko: I knew something smelled funny around here.
Bobby Heenan: Yeah and for once it wasn't the hot load in your drawers, Larry. The nWo is in full effect and it smells we all just got shat on! I'm out of here... again!
Cameras follow the nWo to the back as they see Eli James and Ambrose Helios recovering in the back. Nash grabs an ice chest filled with ice and water bottles and launches it at them, smashing Eli in the side of the head and all the ice and water bottles going in Ambrose's face. Officials quickly get between the nWo and Eli's men as Scott Hall taunts them with crotch chops.
Sebastian Duke is a few feet away getting back up after the attack he suffered a few moments ago but Macho Man is right there to jump off of a crate and land a double axe handle to Duke's cranium and send him back down.
Hollywood Hogan holds that contract up to the camera, taunting the fans at home and pointing to the part where his signature now rests...
The last sight we see are the hands of these men all throwing up that infamous hand signal right in the camera...
OOC: Amazing job... wow.. that ending.. much twists. I had fun developing Ally's new twist during this show... Can't wait to see what comes in the future for all of us..
"Oh god.. the last time this happened... it didn't end well for WCW."
(03-22-2014, 10:18 AM)AlexandraCallaway Said: "Should we be prepared for a kingdom of sex and debauchery? I have a feeling that is where this company is going to go under your control Theo."
"Perhaps you weren't paying attention, or maybe you were knocked unconscious, or most likely, trying to find the next dick to hop on, but I'm not in control of the XWF. A couple of guys known as the nWo now run this place."
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(03-22-2014, 10:18 AM)AlexandraCallaway Said: "Should we be prepared for a kingdom of sex and debauchery? I have a feeling that is where this company is going to go under your control Theo."
And what is wrong with a little sex and debauchery???....anyone *looks around*.......EXACTLY
To find John, turn those lights out because he will then appear...
XWF LEGEND and the only man who punked out Duke TWICE
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(03-22-2014, 10:18 AM)AlexandraCallaway Said: "Should we be prepared for a kingdom of sex and debauchery? I have a feeling that is where this company is going to go under your control Theo."
"Perhaps you weren't paying attention, or maybe you were knocked unconscious, or most likely, trying to find the next dick to hop on, but I'm not in control of the XWF. A couple of guys known as the nWo now run this place."
"And I'm sure in a few weeks, you'll try to align with them. I mean.. after all.. birds of a feather.." She laughed. "As for my sex life... if you haven't noticed... I'm not looking." She looked at Theo.. "Poor little lamb... lost from the flock.. what will your mommy sing when they find your body?" She looks at him like she is looking at something precious.. as if she was trying to enter his mind. When did Alexandra go off the deep end?
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Alexandra turns to Zak, "Aww isn't this just precious?" Alexandra covers her mouth, with her hand, before dropping it and continuing. "It's so sweet.. your little alien.. aren't you so proud Zak?" She turns back to Nova. "Aww Nova.. precious Nova.. who just couldn't make it past round 2. Damn Space man.. you seem to be slipping." She giggles. "Perhaps it was Zak that was your missing link.."
(03-22-2014, 10:26 AM)Theo Pryce Said: "Perhaps you weren't paying attention, or maybe you were knocked unconscious, or most likely, trying to find the next dick to hop on, but I'm not in control of the XWF. A couple of guys known as the nWo now run this place."
"And I'm sure in a few weeks, you'll try to align with them. I mean.. after all.. birds of a feather.." She laughed. "As for my sex life... if you haven't noticed... I'm not looking." She looked at Theo.. "Poor little lamb... lost from the flock.. what will your mommy sing when they find your body?" She looks at him like she is looking at something precious.. as if she was trying to enter his mind. When did Alexandra go off the deep end?
Dang. It's official. Ally has now transformed into the female Gilmour. This statement, these words she's rambling out of her cock holster clearly proves that. The unholy transformation we all seen coming has finally completed. We now have two Gilmours. Wait and suddenly, it all makes sense now, she wanted to destroy Gilmour because she knew this was going to happen and there can only be one. Wow. I feel like the clouds have parted and all has been revealed.
Uh, not to rain on your little parade of revelation here, but I made this observation months ago.
Oh well, took everyone else long enough.
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"Oh come on, Callaway, even in that suit Diaz is cuter than you, and can still outwrestle you. Hell, the only reason you beat Nova is because he passed out from the smell of your stanky ass man pleaser. Well, not men, more like wild animals. You've become such a slut that no man with actually sleep with you. You now need to look at barnyard animals to fuck you. You disgust me."
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(03-22-2014, 11:55 AM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said: Uh, not to rain on your little parade of revelation here, but I made this observation months ago.
Oh well, took everyone else long enough.
"Oh look it does speak.. You know something Jessica, you look far more beautiful with those bandages on."
Cue dramatic grabbing at the chest, followed by painfully drawn out gasp.
How rude!
Cue dropping to knees and fake sobbing.
I can't believe you!
Stop sobbing; cue laughter.
That's the best you got? Come on, fucking lay into me. I believe in you.
Okay, I'm lying. No I don't. That was the best you have, isn't it? Responding to a shot at you being the female Gilmour (in the same way Nikki Minaj is the female Weezy; being a fucking shithead) with a crack at my appearance and attire?
Wow, way to prove that theory further correct.
Moron.
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"You know.. for someone who thinks he's far superior to humans, vampires, and pretty much any other species, you certainly do follow along behind them in their stupidity."
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"The MACHO MAN likes what he seeeeees, yes he does, YEAH! Just one thing you need to be aware of is when you catch the attention of THE MADNESS OH YEAH BROTHER, things can either start looking way UP or looking way dowwwwn if ya know what I mean."
...nWo sign thrown up high and proud!
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"Nova, you sexy thing, I definitely did not fuck Ally stupid. She's always been that way. You know what's sadder than her career? The fact that even Radio won't bang her, and he's all about picking up your cast offs."
"Cally is prettier than any of you ever deserved. Consider yourselves lucky to have been allowed to look at her. She's a goddess, her and that gorgeous girl Leda."
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(03-22-2014, 01:00 PM)Mr. Supernova Said: Says the cum dumpster, whore.
Ironic, isn't it?
Sadly, that pussy is so cavernous....not even Inspector Gadget and his go-go-gadget cock, could extend those depths to Ally's liking. Frodo's entire body couldn't fill the void, it's so wide. And it's only getting bigger.
Scary, huh?
"And you couldn't resist a taste." Alexandra thinks for a few seconds, before speaking again. "No wonder you can't keep anyone in your life, you talk shit about people who might have actually cared for you. I mean.. let's look at you.. There was Liz... Viola... Me.. Zak.. Frodo.. I'm pretty sure you fucked Luca too. So tell me Alien... should you really be throwing stones?"
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XWF FanBase: Men, some teens (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty)
(03-22-2014, 02:08 PM)crimson dong Said: Fredo is this true? I'm in need dire here. Ned dat puss. Dat puss puss
[lightblue][b]"No, Dong, it's not true. Zak's just upset because I cheated on him a few times when we were together. I love him, but he's definitely not right. Maybe Nova was right. Maybe I did fuck him ]
ooc: Didn't see that one coming. Good PPV times man. Loving the NWO angle.
XWF record: 11W - 3L
Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world
Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)
Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!
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