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Jessie-ica Diaz · **11-15-2013, 07:21 PM**

So, this is another one of those little forum games that pop up from time to time. The rules are, you wish for something, the person who replies then grants that wish with an unintended consequence (also known as corrupting it) and then makes a wish themselves.

Cycle repeats.

I'll start: I wish for a bicycle.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-15-2013, 07:52 PM**

Peter grans Jessie her wish but Jessie gets a bike with with a broken chain and wheel Tongue

I wish for one billion dollars

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · **11-15-2013, 08:03 PM**

"Here's a billion dollars.... Oh, btw it's stolen and the cops think you took it. Considering the large amount, they've been ordered to shoot to kill. Have a nice day!"

I wish I was the best efedder in existence.

Mr. Radio · **11-15-2013, 08:34 PM**

Ann becomes the best efedder but everyone hates her and eventually becomes too much of a bitch and gets kicked out forever.

I wish every XWF persona was real!

AlexandraCallaway · **11-15-2013, 08:42 PM**

Wish granted, but you could only chose one to be around, and you are stuck with them forever.

I wish my crush would notice me.

ZakMisery · **11-15-2013, 08:46 PM**

Crush notices Ally but sadly, come to find out he's über gay and is hiding a dead body under his bed. Hehe sorry Ally

I wish...all the writers here in XWF got to meet up with each other and got to meet their character faces .

AlexandraCallaway · **11-15-2013, 08:50 PM**

Wish granted.. but a freak meteor shower hits and the zombie apocalypse comes and we must all fight for our lives.

I wish... I had 6.7 billion dollars

Smoke · **11-16-2013, 02:51 AM**

Wish granted, but money is counterfeit.

I wish for world peace.

AlexandraCallaway · **11-16-2013, 02:53 AM**

Wish granted, but everyone is Zombies now.

I wish....I wish...to fly with dragons

~~Egyptian Snow Pharaoh~~ · **11-16-2013, 04:25 AM**

Granted but as soon as they notice you flying with them, they attack you in natural defense of their young.

I wish for a world so perfect that to make a wish would be considered its only flaw.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-16-2013, 07:27 AM**

peter grants the wish but the world is still fucked up!

I wish people would treat others better but still be pricks Tongue

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (11-16-2013)

(11-16-2013, 07:27 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: peter grants the wish but the world is still fucked up!

I wish people would treat others better but still be pricks

Wish granted... except it's in reverse. Whoops! Everybody treats others WORSE but they're actually really nice about it.

"Hello good neighbor." *punch in the face*

Or when you're checking out at the grocery store the bagger takes all your bags and gashes them with a box cutter, telling you to be careful and have a wonderful evening... and even asking if you need help out to your vehicle which will just lead to them slashing your tires with a smile! Wheeeee!

Ok, my wish is a giant potato that is not poisoned and can't crush me because I'd be wearing armor. This can't fail. Wink

Jessie-ica Diaz · **11-16-2013, 08:19 AM**

(11-16-2013, 07:38 AM)Shane "The Big Potato" <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said:
(11-16-2013, 07:27 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: peter grants the wish but the world is still fucked up!

I wish people would treat others better but still be pricks

Wish granted... except it's in reverse. Whoops! Everybody treats others WORSE but they're actually really nice about it.

"Hello good neighbor." *punch in the face*

Or when you're checking out at the grocery store the bagger takes all your bags and gashes them with a box cutter, telling you to be careful and have a wonderful evening... and even asking if you need help out to your vehicle which will just lead to them slashing your tires with a smile! Wheeeee!

Ok, my wish is a giant potato that is not poisoned and can't crush me because I'd be wearing armor. This can't fail.

Granted! The armor crushes you instead because you're a puny weakling that could be crushed by any size of potato.

I wish for a giant armadillo.

Smoke · **11-16-2013, 08:30 AM**

The armadillo has chronic diarrhea and shits all over the place 24/7.

I wish that cancer was cured (try being a dick about that one Tongue

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Jessie-ica Diaz · (11-16-2013)

(11-16-2013, 08:30 AM)Smoke Man Said: The armadillo has chronic diarrhea and shits all over the place 24/7.

I wish that cancer was cured (try being a dick about that one )

Granted! Heart Disease becomes more prevalent in all countries, soon becoming 80% of the US mortality rate. Dick.

I wish for a printer/blender mix.

Mr. Radio · **11-16-2013, 08:35 AM**

Wish granted! Once you try to use it bam! Your arms are gone!

I wish Luca Arzegotti, Sid Feder, Mark Flynn, and John Madison had a fatal four way match for the crown! And they were all going 100%!!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-16-2013, 08:44 AM**

wish granted but the match never happens cuz a giant explosion hits the arena and everybody dies!

I wish the XWF was a real promotion and not like that OTHER version of the XWF

AlexandraCallaway · **11-16-2013, 10:46 AM**

Wish granted....but Peter Gilmour is late the first day and loses his pay for an entire year.

I wish to that it was night time all the time

AlexandraCallaway · **11-16-2013, 01:38 PM**

Wish Granted... however it's laced with Horny Goat Weed

I wish...I had a bottle of tequila...

Matthew Mitchell · **11-16-2013, 02:30 PM**

Wish granted, but that bottle of tequila was actually a Molotov Cocktail, and it blows up in your face...

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie

Dr. Zero · **11-16-2013, 03:02 PM**

Wish granted, but the cookie was stolen from Cookie Monster who eats you for taking it.

I wish for love!

~~Ann Thraxx~~ · **11-16-2013, 03:05 PM**

Wish granted. You now have an insatiable love for... An ant. Which seems to be pretty one-sided.

I wish I had a superjump ability in Batman: Arkham Origins.

AlexandraCallaway · **11-16-2013, 03:50 PM**

Wish granted.. but you always slam into brick walls.

I wish for Zero to find love... There.. I'm kind..

Liz Hathaway · **11-16-2013, 04:35 PM**

Wish granted he finds love with a dead body, and realizes that he is a necrophiliac.

I wish the Redskins would win this weekend

Brock Lesnar · **11-16-2013, 04:38 PM**

Wish granted... that is if Philadelphia is renamed as the Redskins.

I wish for Anderson Silva to win in his rematch.

Dr. Zero · **11-16-2013, 05:06 PM**

Silva wins but dies of heat exhaustion during the post-match interview.

I wish for a sequel to The Fifth Element.

Liz Hathaway · **11-16-2013, 06:22 PM**

Wish granted but the sequel was worse than the Fantastic Four movie.

I wish that I was president.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-16-2013, 07:46 PM**

wish granted but you only got 1 vote..

i wish i owned youtube

~~Jenny Alvin~~ · (11-17-2013)

Congratulations. You own YouTube. Someone (totally not me) assassinates you because they HATE YouTube ads!

I wish I was you! (person granting wish)

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-16-2013, 08:33 PM**

wish granted but u have a horrible life..

i wish heavy metal was played on every radio station in the WORLD!

Matthew Mitchell · (11-16-2013)

Wish Granted, but no one listens to Radio Stations Now, because all the music sucks

I wish that my computer didn't suck so much.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-16-2013, 09:04 PM**

wish granted and your computer runs great.. but then you get a ton of blue screen of doom thingies.. sorry..

I wish youtube didnt suck

~~Jenny Alvin~~ · **11-16-2013, 09:31 PM**

Don't we all WISH GRANTED... YouTube's fucking awesome!.... But Shane just turned the entire XWF site PEA GREEN.... And it looks awful.... The background, the text.... Hell.... Even the logo.....

I wish I could hit people who pissed me off without ever getting in trouble or having them fight back.

Dr. Zero · **11-16-2013, 10:19 PM**

Wish granted, but you eventually feel such terrible guilt that you kill yourself.

I wish I could play the accordion.

Matthew Mitchell · **11-16-2013, 10:19 PM**

Wish Granted, however, your fists got cut off in the process, so you can't hit them in the first place

I wish for some tea.

JTC · **11-16-2013, 11:23 PM**

Wish Granted but it the wrong type of tea.

I wish I was more smarter

Hunter Payne · **11-16-2013, 11:57 PM**

Wish granted... Now you're constantly depressed because you're surrounded by a bunch of fucking idiots.

I wish upon a star.....

I had a sugar momma! <3

Liz Hathaway · **11-17-2013, 05:51 AM**

Wish granted but she's a he.

I wish I graduated already.

Smoke · **11-17-2013, 05:57 AM**

Wish granted. Well done! You have graduated! But without the proper knowledge from your course, you are now destined to fail in life. Nice going.

I wish that every nation got rid of their nuclear weaponry.

Matthew Mitchell · **11-17-2013, 06:03 AM**

Wish granted, but now everyone gets angry at each other and world war 3 happens

I wish that Ann Thraxx wasn't leaving!

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