(03-07-2022, 01:19 PM)Maxine Said:

What happened to your gains?! I bet Bobbi ate them 😒

*presses @Tommy Wish button*

T comes back into the office, this time with a beer can in his hand as he sips. He then places it on a table near a coaster, and he looks at Sar and winks at Maxine, who ignores him.

"You Rang? Whatchu want Sarah?"

Did you get checked out after your match with Ruby? If I were you, I'd get some tests done. That massive bunion on her foot has only gotten bigger, ya know?"

(03-07-2022, 08:31 PM)Lacklan Said: Did you get checked out after your match with Ruby? If I were you, I'd get some tests done. That massive bunion on her foot has only gotten bigger, ya know?"

Well... it wasn't like I went too "deep" into it, so i should be be fine, plus last time i herd her bunion was that big... speakin of whic--- nevermind."

*presses @Vita Frickin Valenteen button*

*is annoyed at how long that name is in regards to the board's @ system*

*but at least it's not as annoying as having to write out @"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane*

*honestly, that's just rude, Boss*

(Remember kids, manners are important!)

*KNOCK KNOCK*

V-Dub! Just wanted to drop this here in case you get extra hungry after that totes-gonna-happen-mutilation-of-that-dumb-bitch-Alex on Saturday. Bon appetit!

How to Cook a Chewy

"Uh... Thanks, but I'm on a sewer rat diet! Besides, I don't eat pets." CRAP, that's a lie! "Er, and if I did! I totally wouldn't COOK them, silly!!"

I totes support Chewy Tartare 👀

"Duly noted and I'll take everything that you've said under advisement!"

Vita makes her escape!

OMG CHEWIE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Vita returns to the *empty office and presses the @Lacklan button!


*Other than Vinnie, but she's ignoring him much like he did her days ago!

(02-01-2021, 09:43 AM)Lacklan Said: [*]No Weapons/Hardcore wrestling (God loathes that garbage!)

"Hey boss, I was thinking. As a representive of the Anarchy brand shouldn't I uphold our strict policies as a way to make the Anarchy brand stars stand out from the rest?"

"... Or something..."

NORMALLY I would totes say, like, obvs. BUT this happens to be a special occasion. Maim and permanently scar away, please 😊

😖

(03-10-2022, 12:18 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: OMG CHEWIE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

(03-10-2022, 03:33 PM)Lacklan Said:

(03-10-2022, 12:18 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: OMG CHEWIE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

HEY! THE RUBY RULE!

(03-10-2022, 05:55 PM)Vita Frickin Valenteen Said: HEY! THE RUBY RULE!

@AlexMinettVegaYin

Ha! I did it!

Alex, dude, YOU GOTTA HIDE CHIEWIE!!!

(03-11-2022, 06:19 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: @[StupidUglyWhoreAlex]

Fixed 😊

*presses @Vita Frickin Valenteen button*

Just wanted to remark that you did a pretty good job mutilating "Dumbest Whore EVER" Alex the other night! Not a GREAT job or anything (only about a 2 on the Muta Scale, I'd say) but still appreciated!

Keep up the good work 🤗

(03-14-2022, 11:30 AM)Lacklan Said: Keep up the good work 🤗

*insert hugging gif that's not working right this second*

*I'll edit that later*

*stupid old computer*

*STOP SHAKING YOUR HEAD VINNIE*

*mashes @Vita Frickin Valenteen button over and over with urgency*

"BUSY"

I KNOW THAT I CAN HELP

I haz HUGE number for you 😮

"NO CHEATING!














BUT THANK YOU!"

That's a strong word 😒

(03-22-2022, 07:11 AM)Lacklan Said: That's a strong word 😒

I.. I didn't mean to offend you. I'm sorry!

What am I saying!?

(03-22-2022, 07:15 AM)Vita Frickin Valenteen Said: *uncontrollable guilt-ridden sobbing*

I appreciate the apology. Now, about that MASSIVE number...if you...

"..."

...now, if you take your age, right, and add it to how many shoes are currently in my vault...plus the amount of graphics used in your promotional videos...don't forget to carry the one when factoring in the current amount of kitties in my BABY sisters dumb kitty cafe empire...plus the amount of times Page used a stereotypical phrase instead of something new and original...plus how many times one of your ex-boyfriends said "cunt"...plus

😦

...the amount of really really really lame PPV names we have...plus the amount of peeps who have been banned because they think Nazis are funny...plus the amount of times someone in the Raab family has puked during a match...plus all the times someone has blatantly stolen from someone else's work and thought it was original or edgy...plus the amount of times I have gotten a Genie twitter account banned (LOL)...plus how many times we heard "Woah" and "Dude!" during last summer's company picnic...plus