As we fade in, Miss Fury is seen hanging where Alias left her. Her catsuit is fringed with parts melted away and stuck to her flesh.


Suddenly Miss Fury walks into frame and inspects the damage to the other Miss Fury and looks quite disappointed.

"Siri, call Oswald."


ELSEWHERE - LATER


We cut to a coffee shop where we find Alias at the counter ordering his favorite bean brewed beverage.


SUDDENLY!!


An army of Miss Fury's rush into the lobby from all directions!


4 through the front door.


6 more rush out from the kitchen!


Alias now realizes that he's in trouble!


Oh no! Here come 2 more from the restrooms!


With nowhere to run, Alias throws his coffee into one of their faces, but much like when facing BOB, the numbers are just too great!


The Fury Dirty Dozen dogpile on top of the champ and proceed to beat him into submission! The Fury's all pullout adamantium handcuffs that Oswald was able to manifest into our reality by bending the rules of space and time to steal some of the fictional precious metal from the Marvel Universe.


If you guys weren't aware, "The Broken Billionaire" Oswald Autem isn't just loaded, but is quite possibly the most powerful being in the XWF right now!


Good thing he's too distracted enjoying his money and family to come in here and make a serious run, cause you guys would be F.U.B.A.R.ED!


Anyway, with Alias now handcuffed spread eagle to the donut racks and tables and 12 Fury's laying on top of him, a random patron jumps out of their seat, ripping off their regular attire to reveal a black and white striped shirt!


Oh shit!


It's not a person at all!


It's!!!!









MARTY!!!



Marrty rolls over to observe the pin as his digital voice counts out!






ZzzzzzONEzzzzZZZ





zzZZZzzzTWOzZZzzzz

Oh poor baby Alias, you've yet another X-treme pin fall attempt to face
If this was a game of baseball, I'd beat you with the bat and leave you dead at first base
You don't have it, you're going down
You're no longer the new kid in town
If you never get your revenge on the Left Hand, your whole life's a waste

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!

An explosion rocks the coffee shop. Chaos ensues as people scramble to find the door through a thick, black smoke. A small crater can be seen in the ground where the dog pile occurred with the adamantium handcuffs haphazardly scattered within it.

There is no Fury to be seen. And no Alias either.

---

Panning back outside the 'coffee shop', a wooden facade falls to the ground revealing the truth of this reality. A sign can be seen on the original building:


The (un)real Alias leans on a brick building about one hundred yards away.

"Eat The Left Hand."

He waits, as the stream of actors vacates the building. A road runner speeds past the wreck, stopping to "meep meep" at the destruction.

The stream turns to a trickle as the final people vacate the building. Moments pass. One more shadow makes its way through the fog.




ZzzzzzKICK OUTzzzzZZZ



Using his hips to bounce off the wall (no coffee needed), Alias walks off from the explosion and into the distance, while a voiceover plays.

Why don't you focusing on beating the left hand instead, Alias?

6 hour time limits are so annoying for everyone involved.