People always run their mouths talking shit not at all worried about the repercussions.
In the case of John Black, he may be the biggest idiot in the XWF, big honor there.
No, really do you understand how much of an idiot you have to be in order to be considered one of the biggest in XWF? Everybody in XWF is an idiot! The idiotic competition here is at an elite level! We're talking about here! The XWF is the Olympincs version of the Special Olympics! However all of that is beside the pint because right now an unsuspecting John "Duck Sucka Dick Sicka" Black comes be bopping around a corner when....

LOW BLOWS!

The Hired Gun steals a page out of Shane 's playbook and hits John Black all up in his lil blacks with rapid insanely fast quick fire strikes to the groin with lightning speed execution. The Hired Gun then grab John Black and....

Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom!

Hired Gun:Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom!

After jumping up and letting John Blickity Bliggity Black know he just got hit with a motha fuckin Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! The Hired Gun pins John Black.

(03-17-2020, 02:41 PM)The Hired Gun Said: People always run their mouths talking shit not at all worried about the repercussions.
In the case of John Black, he may be the biggest idiot in the XWF, big honor there.
No, really do you understand how much of an idiot you have to be in order to be considered one of the biggest in XWF? Everybody in XWF is an idiot! The idiotic competition here is at an elite level! We're talking about here! The XWF is the Olympincs version of the Special Olympics! However all of that is beside the pint because right now an unsuspecting John "Duck Sucka Dick Sicka" Black comes be bopping around a corner when....

LOW BLOWS!

The Hired Gun steals a page out of Shane 's playbook and hits John Black all up in his lil blacks with rapid insanely fast quick fire strikes to the groin with lightning speed execution. The Hired Gun then grab John Black and....

Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom!

Hired Gun:Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom!

After jumping up and letting John Blickity Bliggity Black know he just got hit with a motha fuckin Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! The Hired Gun pins John Black.

XL goldish hue which are just straight pin attempt wording, and the sig has blackend pin above the sig, and the nice subheader has the words "skeet skeet pin pin" also in the title there is "Shane's Homie UP IN this bitch"

Whatever isn't decoded.... y'all know what i said perviously!

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KICKOUT

As the fake JB is holding his nuts in pain, the real JB comes into the room and watches The Hired Doof celebrating. JB then lifts up the Doof and hits a Blacklisted on the floor, and stomps on him for good measure.

"Hey man, you should be focusing on your March Madness tag match...if you try me again, don't be surprised if I show up to ruin the match."

Then he see's the "stunt" double of JB who is holding his nuts in pain, with his prolonged erection from the candle incident, slowly getting on his feet.

"You good homie?"

"NO!"

JB then walks out with his title in tow.

OOF. Sorry JB!

Quote:After jumping up and letting John Blickity Bliggity Black know he just got hit with a motha fuckin Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! The Hired Gun pins John Black.

Winner and NEW HMW Champion - One of these Hired Guns, not sure which TBH