"God's Gift To Sexiness" Amjetkun "The Enthralled One" Socio "Yeast Slayer of Venus" walks up to his good friend @Vita Frickin Valenteen and he looks SOOPER nervous right now. All kinds of sweat bullets dripping and slipping down his face. He wipes himself off with a rag and tosses it aside, and it ends up sticking to the wall with a wet "splat" from his nasty ass sweat.

Vita asks why he's so worried.

"Bro you just gotta trust me. We're friends right? Bro if you're my friend you won't watch my Anarchy promo this week. PROMISE ME! FUCK!"

He's shaking her by the shoulders.

"PLEASE BRO PROMISE ME YOU WON'T WATCH THAT SHIT! THERE'S A SECRET IN THERE YOU CAN'T KNOW BRO! PLEASE! AND IF ANYBODY SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT THE PROMO YOU HAVE TO IGNORE IT AND ASSUME THEY'RE CRAZY!!! If we're friends you WILL NOT watch that fookin' promo!!!"

He's down on his hands and knees begging!

Um... Okay...

Little does Amjetkun know that VV hardly ever watches his promos anyway.

Yet you can't help but notice the crossed fingers behind her back.

Socio lets out the deepest of breaths, filling the air with an unpleasant odor. It's very clear he is feeling relieved right now.

"Oh thank fuckin god bro. Fuck yeah!"