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Kuda Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
Traditionalists

(has an old school wrestling mentality; no nonsense; less appealing to some younger fans)


#81
05-03-2019, 02:49 AM

(05-02-2019, 09:17 PM)Lacklan Said: Well, tonight we learned that COMPLETELY getting EVERYTHING about your opponent wrong AND cutting a promo which was basically random swear words thrown together like a kid trying to impress others on the schoolyard is NOT the way to properly prepare for a match.

Kuda walks by in a Gucci jacket, fanning himself with a stack of money and a copy of the next Anarchy card where HE, and not Lacklan, is in the main event.

”Funny. I learned what taking a dive means.”

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Lacklan Offline
World's best at making murderhobos cry



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#82
05-03-2019, 03:08 AM

"Hahahaha! I lost on PURPOSE!""

-Every pussy I have ever beat

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The Brothers Blackwater (05-03-2019)
Kuda Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
Traditionalists

(has an old school wrestling mentality; no nonsense; less appealing to some younger fans)


#83
05-03-2019, 03:25 AM

”Because it’s just SO implausible that management would rather throw their weight behind someone adored by the fans and their fellow wrestlers with a great look, in-ring style, and vastly more entertaining camera work, as opposed to a vapid cunt who bores people on camera and annoys them off it.

And even MORE implausible would be that management struck up a deal with them to lose to the likes of John Rogan and Sarah Lacklan to build up sympathy before a surprise spot in the first Anarchy title match, right? Surely someone on such a losing streak wouldn’t be placed in a high profile match, unless...”



Raj looks at Kuda’s name in the main event again


”Hmm. Makes a fella wonder.”

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Lacklan Offline
World's best at making murderhobos cry



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#84
05-03-2019, 03:38 AM

I just learned that someone's full name is Kuda Blackwater 😳

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The Brothers Blackwater (05-03-2019)
Kuda Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
Traditionalists

(has an old school wrestling mentality; no nonsense; less appealing to some younger fans)


#85
05-03-2019, 03:59 AM

Quote:Vinnie Lane: “That was intense! Kuda has been on a bit of a slide, but I don’t think the big guy even cares! Let’s get our last commercial break out of the way before tonight’s main event!”

Kuda walks off, attempting to whistle.

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Lacklan Offline
World's best at making murderhobos cry



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#86
05-03-2019, 04:06 AM

There is this SUPER triggered dude at my work 😳

Wonder how long it will take HIM to start a children's show in a cry of desperation for relevance 🤔

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Hootie H. Hootie (05-03-2019)
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Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
Kids, disabled people, casual fans

(fighting the odds; helps others; disliked by most adult male fans)


#87
05-03-2019, 06:16 AM

You are lovely

If I was a human person I would want to look like you
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The Brothers Blackwater (05-03-2019)
Lacklan Offline
World's best at making murderhobos cry



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#88
05-03-2019, 07:13 AM

Lets be honest here: Bubo obsessing over me isn't even the weirdest thing this week.

Hootie H. Hootie Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
Kids, disabled people, casual fans

(fighting the odds; helps others; disliked by most adult male fans)


#89
05-03-2019, 07:21 AM

Love me
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The Brothers Blackwater (05-03-2019)
Lacklan Offline
World's best at making murderhobos cry



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#90
05-03-2019, 09:00 AM

First official game of the LFL season today! Kenzi has been distracted as FLAME lately...though avoids talking about why...so I hope she can focus when she needs to. I certainly know Ax is going to be focused on our run plays!

GOOOOooooooooOOOOOOO HITGIRLS!

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The Brothers Blackwater (05-03-2019)
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Vindicators



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#91
05-03-2019, 09:25 AM

" Your voice is euthanasia for the listeners."

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Donovan Blackwater
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Noah Jackson Offline
Very Serious Wrestler



XWF FanBase:
Hardly anyone to be honest

(booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)


#92
05-03-2019, 10:52 AM

"Gotta love the Lacklan defense. Gets shat on and has no comeback in the slightest so just calls people triggered."

"Fucking hell, you are an empty husk of a cunt."

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W | L | D
226 | 11 | 81

Star of the Month (August 2019)
1/3 Star of the Month (January 2020) with Fuzz and our Subaru
RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
Lacklan Offline
World's best at making murderhobos cry



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#93
05-03-2019, 11:10 AM

Jesus CHRIST. The flight from Florida to Vegas only had Dasani. Where the FUCK is my Fiji?! OMG MY DAY IS RUINED





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