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**Vincent Lane** · **08-22-2017, 12:08 PM**

I never lost in the King of the Ring from 2015. I am genealogically descended from royalty. The QUEEN OF ENGLAND declared my legitimacy.

I got in the ring at High Stakes for the sake of my company. I had STAKES. You have.... nothing.

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 12:13 PM**

(08-22-2017, 12:08 PM)King Vincent Said: I never lost in the King of the Ring from 2015. I am genealogically descended from royalty. The QUEEN OF ENGLAND declared my legitimacy.

I got in the ring at High Stakes for the sake of my company. I had STAKES. You have.... nothing.

"Yeah, sure. You keep bitching out, Lane. You saw how close that match with Feder was. And you know that if I faced you, I'd win. So, I'm going to keep buying those perks. You're always going to be the target. You'll have to refund me the XBux every time, until you finally get so fucking annoyed that you agree to the match."

**Vincent Lane** · **08-22-2017, 12:24 PM**

Do you even hear yourself?

You think you could beat me, one of the greatest competitors this business has ever seen, the single most important and legendary Universal Champion in XWF history, because... because you ALMOST beat a guy?

You LOST.

You got BEAT by the dude who couldn't even get it done against the Engineer, who isn't HALF as good as I am. Who cares who you almost beat?

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 12:41 PM**

(08-22-2017, 12:24 PM)King Vincent Said: Do you even hear yourself?

You think you could beat me, one of the greatest competitors this business has ever seen, the single most important and legendary Universal Champion in XWF history, because... because you ALMOST beat a guy?

You LOST.

You got BEAT by the dude who couldn't even get it done against the Engineer, who isn't HALF as good as I am. Who cares who you almost beat?

"I hear myself, but I also hear you. You sound like someone who got lucky enough to get to where he is. Want to know why I say this? For being such a BIG NAME that you got into the top 50, you lost to SCULLY. I mean, wow. A man that's also not in the Top 50, but HE beat YOU.

How can you claim that because you're on the Top 50, that it should mean something? If someone that wasn't in the Top 50 beat you, who's to say that you won't lose to ANOTHER one? Yeah, we'll never know, because you're nothing but a bitch ass coward, running away from opponents that shouldn't be a hard fight at all, if you're that fucking good. But hey, you wanna keep being a bitch, then keep being a bitch."

drezdin5788 · (08-22-2017)

(08-21-2017, 11:44 PM)Shelby Cobra Said:
(08-21-2017, 09:54 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(08-21-2017, 09:43 PM)Shelby Cobra Said: "I hate clowns, they annoy me."

Panzer turns into Yakko from Animaniacs! and calls out

"HELLOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!"

He then reverts back to himself.

"It's too bad that you're such a clowncist. Because there's a funny bone I'd like to show ya."

"I hope you get ass fucked by a T-Rex"

that might be a problem

**Vincent Lane** · **08-22-2017, 12:43 PM**

Panzer, list all your victories for me.

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 12:51 PM**

(08-22-2017, 12:43 PM)King Vincent Said: Panzer, list all your victories for me.

"I don't have to. You know I just fuckin' started. But y'know what? I want a BIG name to either beat or lose to. I want you, the biggest name, to be my fuckin' opponent, I want to either beat you, or lose to you. I want to see if I have the fuckin' chops to actually take on any of you big name fucks, and actually win.

You either accept, or I annoy the FUCK out of you, for the rest of your fuckin' days. Every time you are going to appear at a show, I'll be there, and I will fuck your shit up. Capisce?"

**Vincent Lane** · **08-22-2017, 01:06 PM**

Let me save you the time.

You'd lose.

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 01:13 PM**

(08-22-2017, 01:06 PM)King Vincent Said: Let me save you the time.

You'd lose.

"I'd rather experience the loss, or win, all first-person like. You think I'd lose. I think I'd win. But hey, you go ahead and pretend you're amazing, even though you've lost the Uni strap to SCULLY of all people. So you go ahead and think you're one of the greats. I'll just go plot out every single attack on you during every single show. Even if I have to go to your home, and beat the fuck out of you there. I will find you, and I will break your ass in half. I'll make you have four ass cheeks.

I'd say you'd also have a gaping asshole, but Scully ripped that open with his

dick when he won the Uni belt from you, a Top 50 wrestler."

**Vincent Lane** · **08-22-2017, 01:17 PM**

Scully would beat you in five minutes flat.

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 01:19 PM**

(08-22-2017, 01:17 PM)King Vincent Said: Scully would beat you in five minutes flat.

"Highly doubt it."

**Vincent Lane** · **08-22-2017, 01:24 PM**

Tell you what, then.

You last five minutes with Scully, I will give you the match you said you wanted.

Scully · (08-22-2017)

"I wanna fight you again too Vinnie Lane. Yeah you heard me, you wasn't even involved in Team

2.0 Tag-Team match against The Kings but I'm gonna blame you anyway. It's all your fault. Nothing to do with Guppy running off or The Kings pinning me for the three count. All your fault....

By the way for ALL you

who don't understand sarcasm, I'm talking to you ASSCLOWN. That was sarcasm.

I don't even like you Vinnie but even I agree that Panzer is a pansy!"

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 01:35 PM**

(08-22-2017, 01:24 PM)King Vincent Said: Tell you what, then.

You last five minutes with Scully, I will give you the match you said you wanted.

"Fine then. Since I didn't get to use my stips, and I actually bought two more, I'll save those two for when I face you, and I'll use one of the two new ones. It will feature one of the two stips I want in our match: Trash talk only.

Scully v Panzer
Trash Talk Only

I will beat Scully in the five minutes. Unless you want this shit to also be an iron man match. Because why only five minutes? Why not make it an half hour or hour long extravaganza of fuckery?"

Scully · **08-22-2017, 01:39 PM**

"Vinnie what the fuck are you doing? I just had an epic extravaganza of a match with The Kings and now you want me to fight this helmet? Bloody hell. Do I have to fight this melt?!"

**Vincent Lane** · **08-22-2017, 02:00 PM**

It's an easy win, Scully. I'll pay you 10,000 xbux just to do it.

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 02:05 PM**

(08-22-2017, 02:00 PM)King Vincent Said: It's an easy win, Scully. I'll pay you 10,000 xbux just to do it.

"So, which show is this going to be happening on? Savage? Warfare?"

Scully · **08-22-2017, 02:09 PM**

"10k to verbally abuse and receive easy bux to beat up a loser? If the circus let him out then I'll oblige."

**Vincent Lane** · **08-22-2017, 02:11 PM**

We'll let Scully pick the show.

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 02:37 PM**

(08-22-2017, 02:11 PM)King Vincent Said: We'll let Scully pick the show.

"Which show, Scullfucker?"

**08-22-2017, 04:41 PM**

I can't believe it but... I am sure Scully has better things to do.

Lane why dont you be special enforcer, let's see big mouth beat the Radical...

**Vincent Lane** · **08-22-2017, 05:00 PM**

Because I'm trying to make it hard for him.

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 05:09 PM**

"Just like my dick 24/7.

Hard."

**08-22-2017, 05:12 PM**

Clearly...

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 05:13 PM**

(08-22-2017, 05:12 PM)R A D I C A L Said:
Clearly...

"Wanna fuck?"

**08-22-2017, 05:23 PM**

Sure. But...

Oh, darn. I'm Catholic.

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 05:59 PM**

(08-22-2017, 05:23 PM)R A D I C A L Said:
Sure. But...

Oh, darn. I'm Catholic.

"Don't worry, I'll make you pray to God."

**08-22-2017, 06:57 PM**

An overpromise... oo, tell me more about your need for attention?

No, really.

Don't.

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 07:02 PM**

(08-22-2017, 06:57 PM)R A D I C A L Said:
An overpromise... oo, tell me more about your need for attention?

No, really.

Don't.

"Well, it all started while I was battling this fat cunt named Ghost Tank, or rather as he is called now, Broken Fuckwald Autism Syphilis, while I was inside his headmeats. It was a terrible couple of months, battling his new self. And I was like 'Know what? FUCK THIS SHIT!' and broke out. I guess my craving for attention started because Daddy didn't love me. Now I seek love and acceptance, and a nice man ass to fuck. Or a woman's ass, if Shelby would just reply to my DMs, y'know? It's like, I'm a grenade, right? I'm about to explode here, but I want to give sum fuk right now. No matter whose booty I unload in, so long as they don't mind clown meat inside their colon. "

**08-22-2017, 07:11 PM**

Get tired of calling everyone brother?

The Blue Tango · **08-22-2017, 07:15 PM**

I beat Ghost Tank!

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 08:26 PM**

(08-22-2017, 07:11 PM)R A D I C A L Said:
Get tired of calling everyone brother?

"Yeah, that shit was stupid to me. I guess it's because he felt like he thought of every soul inside every person, as his brother or sister. I don't know. All I know is that I was sick of being a part of his mind. He was never coming back. Oswald is who he is. And I am that part that was once locked away and was to never again see the light of day.

I didn't like it, neither did the crazy one. So, we joined forces, and we broke out of the Broken mind as one being, the being you see today. Problem is, when you are inside the mind of a Broken being, you gain their powers as well. And I am able to warp everything to my whim. I can go wherever I please, whenever I please.

Oswald will still be himself. But he can go fuck his tranny bitch for all I fuckin' care."

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 08:27 PM**

(08-22-2017, 07:15 PM)Calypso! Said: I beat Ghost Tank!

[shadow=red][font=Comic Sans MS][color=#66a3ff]"And? You haven't beaten the big PP. Only a fuccboi. Nice job,

]

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · **08-22-2017, 08:30 PM**

Shut the fuck up no one cares about your Juggalo fanfiction.

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 08:33 PM**

(08-22-2017, 08:30 PM)#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick Said: Shut the fuck up no one cares about your Juggalo fanfiction.

"OH DAMN! LUCA COMING IN WITH THAT FUCKIN' FIRE! OH SHIT! Was wondering when your punk ass was going to decide to show up."

Chris Chaos · **08-22-2017, 09:09 PM**

I don't know much about ghost tank but I know that Panzer is in way over his head

The Blue Tango · **08-22-2017, 09:10 PM**

(08-22-2017, 08:27 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(08-22-2017, 07:15 PM)Calypso! Said: I beat Ghost Tank!

[shadow=red]"And? You haven't beaten the big PP. Only a fuccboi. Nice job, ]

[color=#800080][font=Trebuchet MS]I only said that because you brought up the stinky bitch. And didn't you say you were part of that greasy bastard? Pee Pee, is it? So I beat you too then right?

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 10:36 PM**

(08-22-2017, 09:10 PM)Calypso! Said:
(08-22-2017, 08:27 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(08-22-2017, 07:15 PM)Calypso! Said: I beat Ghost Tank!

"And? You haven't beaten the big PP. Only a fuccboi. Nice job, ]

[color=#800080][font=Trebuchet MS]I only said that because you brought up the stinky bitch. And didn't you say you were part of that greasy bastard? Pee Pee, is it? So I beat you too then right?

[shadow=red]"Actually, no. You didn't. Because I am a separate entity. I am my own being, but then again, in every universe and dimension, there's at least one version of me that has been beaten by everyone here, but there's dimensions where I have wins over all of you. So, hey, maybe you have. But not because I am him. But because out there in some place in time and space, you do have a win over Me. But, we've not fought yet, so, no, you've got 0 wins over me.

Try harder trying to equate him and I. I only brought him up, because I want to let people know that every single one of us has a backstory. And mine, is rather simple. SIMPLE, unlike most of you people. HOLY FUCK! It's like trying to read the entire Fire and ice books. It's fucking tiring!

But anyway. I'm waiting for Scullstomper to pick a fucking show already."

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 10:37 PM**

(08-22-2017, 09:09 PM)Chris Chaos Said: I don't know much about ghost tank but I know that Panzer is in way over his head

"Ayyy, I'm glad you think so, buddy. We'll see though. Seeing as Scully and I both lost our matches, so, we'll see how the two losers square off."

Phantom Panzer · **08-22-2017, 10:43 PM**

(08-22-2017, 08:58 PM)Shelby Cobra Said: "Ghost Tank is a bitch"

"That he is... that he is... And hey, babe. I tried to slide into them DMs, but your box is full, which I bet isn't the only time you've heard that phrase before, AMIRIGHT FELLAS?!"

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