Ok, so this is gonna be quick. Last time I mentioned 'clubbin', I was referring to clubs. You know, hot spots, places of interest with dancing and drinking and hot mamacitas. But this time? I'm talkin' about the other kind of 'clubbing', as in clubbin' the H-E-Double HELL outta the both of yuz with a few forearm shots. Strange hasn't shown his ugly face, Black is too busy nailing trannies to REALLY focus on this match, but I got it all in the bag, daddio!

Dude, Black is totez gnarley, and Strange is even worse. I shouldn't be seen with them in the same ring, cuz they're just a couple of scrubs. So there's your answer, Johnny, as to why I wasn't in that first match. You just aren't worth my time in-ring, much less in ANY club, thus I'm removing all that fancy shit and dropping you on your head with some Kool Beanz, just so I can FINALLY achieve that accolade that's escaped me so far; my first win.

I'm showing the world what the Double K brings to the offering table. I'm a MEGA-FUCKIN-STAR, ya dig? And if ya don't believe me, just watch this Wednesday as I freeze two scruffy spazzoids and play it cool as ONLY Kid Kool Kan! I'm the master and controller of the world, and you'll find that out at WarFare. Believe in the power of destrucity and random wrestler catchphrases when I run outta material!!! The Kid is in town, and all the curtain jerkers and dark matchers are goin' DOWN. Belie' dat playa, hollah hollah!!!

I've got my sights set on collecting a few chips of my own, I'm gonna take all three and cash in for a shot at that rock star wannabe Vinny Lane, or maybe Sir Sweetie Petey of Gilmour, and I'll have the Uni Champ beggin' on his knees just I will Black and Strange! So keep your eyes locked on me, cuz BABY? I'm on a rocket trip to the moon I'm ready to BLAST--OFF!! See y'all on the flip side ninjaz, whoop whoop!!!

//KK