When is a spilt Boston Cream Donut more than just a spilt Boston Cream Donut?

Why, when it represents the dissolution of joy, of hope, of all life. Just as the Xtreme championship has for one James Shark. For while he seems calm and confident on the outside, inside he bemoans the destruction of his life, the constant turmoil, that this championship represents. 

Oh, but there is a solution. The siren song of failure calls out to him. 

He could just not kick out. Then the torture would be over. 

When is a donut not a donut? 

When it is ABSOLUTION. 

......

Also when Madison pins him, he gets a giant throbbing erection. This is canon now, there's no getting around it.

At the last possible second....

KICKOUT

He notices it was Madison that pinned him again and he gets grossed out, immediately wiping himself down and shuddering. 

"Sorry Madison. As much as y'all annoying the ever living fuck out me... that briefcase opportunity is too tasty an-"

He pauses and looks down, noticing the massive erection, he then looks up at Madison. 

"Uh...its not you its me?"

How's that title reign treating ya', big fella?