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BREAKING NEWS!!! CCP IS A BIIIIITCH!
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#1
05-26-2021, 02:07 PM

Demos sits in a lawn chair behind a dusty news desk with curse words and 42069 spray-painted on it in a variety of colors. The masked man straightens out a stack of papers on the table before throwing them at the camera.

BREAKING NEWS! READ ALL ABOUT IT! Chris Page is a gutless wench! A coward! A loser in waiting!

He's corrupt. He's greedy. He cares more about himself than the sport of wrestling. He cares more about protecting his own hide than protecting his legacy.

CHRIS PAGE HAS ALREADY THROWN IN THE TOWEL! CHRIS PAGE IS THROWING THE MATCH AGAINST ROBERT MAIN!

My little birdies told me all about it this morning! They said Chris Page hasn't been to the gym in weeks, all of his vignettes are pre-recorded. I have heard first hand reports that Chris Page is hiding in a British bomb shelter from the 1940s.

Has Robert Main paid him off? Is Page afraid of taking L number three? He'd rather take a dive than take a punch?

Tsk tsk tsk.

Demos shook his head from side to side as he looked at the camera with derision.

Bologna! Shenanigans! Capitalist corruption, blatant and brazen! If the Demos would have faced this Page he would surely be the global unified extreme ultimate magnificent beautiful universal champion of the world!

Robert Main.....you will be a false champion until you face a true challenger. Until you fight a real match for that precious belt!

Robert Main.....if you're man enough....face the Demos one on one in a handicap match to prove your worth! Rel Dixon and Demos, versus Robert Main and The Omega and The Monstrosity. Really it's a three on one if you think about it, but the Demos knows you need the advantage. There are many a show after I win the briefcase, which one do you want, BUSTER?!
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05-26-2021, 03:00 PM

Eyes can not roll hard enough in response to this.
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05-26-2021, 03:28 PM

(05-26-2021, 03:00 PM)Miss Fury Said: Eyes can not roll hard enough in response to this.

They rolled around harder when I hit you with a double hook drop en route to a pin fall victory over your team. They rolled even harder when I flung you over the top rope.

Bring me your champion! Prove to me that he is alive!
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05-26-2021, 03:39 PM

Oswald just rolls his eyes

"Demos, Nicky, just stop. Your 'This is information everyone should know about' bullshit? Everyone has known about him and how he is for months now. I thought once I destroyed you in our match, that you'd actually change back to your old self. You know the one. The one that gives a fuck about his career."
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05-26-2021, 03:54 PM

(05-26-2021, 03:39 PM)Money Oswald Said: Oswald just rolls his eyes

"Demos, Nicky, just stop. Your 'This is information everyone should know about' bullshit? Everyone has known about him and how he is for months now. I thought once I destroyed you in our match, that you'd actually change back to your old self. You know the one. The one that gives a fuck about his career."

The one we wanted in BOB? That guy seems to be dead. Pitty.
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05-26-2021, 06:16 PM

(05-26-2021, 03:54 PM)Miss Fury Said:
(05-26-2021, 03:39 PM)Money Oswald Said: Oswald just rolls his eyes

"Demos, Nicky, just stop. Your 'This is information everyone should know about' bullshit? Everyone has known about him and how he is for months now. I thought once I destroyed you in our match, that you'd actually change back to your old self. You know the one. The one that gives a fuck about his career."

The one we wanted in BOB? That guy seems to be dead. Pitty.

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#7
05-26-2021, 06:57 PM

Dumbass, shut the fuck up. You got a lot of nerve callin' anyone a coward considering your well thought out tactics of late where you won't even engage your opponents in a lil smack talk until the last two or three hours of a promo cycle.

You call Page a coward? Afraid?

Nothin' screams "I'mma giant unwashed harry pussy" more than not engaging your opponent when it matters.
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05-26-2021, 07:40 PM

(05-26-2021, 06:57 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said: Dumbass, shut the fuck up. You got a lot of nerve callin' anyone a coward considering your well thought out tactics of late where you won't even engage your opponents in a lil smack talk until the last two or three hours of a promo cycle.

I don’t have a horse in this race but more than half the roster is guilty of pulling that shit.

Ahh, who am I kidding, I hope you all get a herpes sore on the center of your assholes...
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#9
05-26-2021, 08:57 PM

"Aren't those called hemorrhoids?"
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