What do you do with your briefcase, since you have no intent of cashing it in? Smack orphans over head with it? Piss all over it's contents?

Have you already made the decision to #joinBOB? Is that why you're letting Chris Page carry on with this atrocity?

I am ashamed of you.




Demos kicks a blonde man who may or may not be Alias in the gut. Demos sends the keeling man to the ground with a doublearm DDT before hooking the leg.

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Demos looks up at the other blonde man walking by the scene as he waits for the three count.

Robert places his head in his palm sighing.

Fuck it, this is as good a time as any, right? Alias has joined BOB. Thanks for ruining the surprise. BTW, that makes this pin attempt...


You guessed it.


INVALID!

Alias stumbles upon the scene and draws a long puff on a cigarette. He notes peculiarities that will no doubt influence the future of at least one of those in attendance.

"Nah," he says, catching everyone's surprised attention, especially Demos. "What makes this pin attempt invalid is that I'm not actually getting pinned. How am I supposed to kick out of nothing?"

Demos suspected as much but still seethes as he gets off the poor victim before the three count.

Alias draws a last drag before putting the cigarette out on a nearby rubbish bin, and dropping it into the ash disposal hole - he's not a fucking savage after all. He turns on his heel, and disappears, leaving behind a cloud of smoke obscuring any further answers.