" Atara, darling... let me settle things straight for you. You are nothing. Worthless. Yesterdays trash, used condoms and stained sheets, still lingering on bated breath... do I matter, and no you don't. Look at yourself . All your promos are narcissistic, mumbo- jumbo. You're a porn star pretending to be a wrestler, prancing and doing a dance, hey come on boy's lemme suckle your cock. Please. You are pathetic. Who the fuck cares! And when and if only you manage to speak on the individual that will be across from you in the ring, it's brief. Very brief. You are a pale comparison to Aphrodite. You should kneel in the gods wake. Not smile and steal her identity. Shame on you coward. Small unsavory beast. I smell that rank between your legs and you haven't even spread them yet. But you would. Wouldn't you? You cock chasing whore. When I take this title from you I want you to remember my smell, it's cinnamon and defeat

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM

Really? Thats it? Just a repeat of the last guy and the guy before that and so on and so on. I thought you were some space traveling, omnipotent clown god...

Oh wait, that's Panzer snatch or whatever. I'm sorry, you emo kids and clowns, I can't tell you apart. With your weird outfits, makeup, and existing just for my amusement.

The Goth boy wants to make a stand and take on the prom queen, finally found some balls instead being some passive-aggressive cunt in the corner writing poetry and emulating his hero Allen Poe.

Well do us a favor and imitate Edgar and just be dead. Preferably before you turn tha8t poetry into that BS music you call rock or ever open your mouth again. Drop the whole alien bit to while your at it. We all know it's a metaphor for how you feel your about self.

I would elaborate but suicide is no joking matter and I don't want your death on my conscience. That's not to say I don't want or wouldn't prefer you be dead, just that I don't want to be associated when it happens. So back your nose away from my twat and fuck off elsewhere until a time you are no longer amongst the living.

kickout.

"Finally? Finally?? I finally found out. You really have been fucked stupid, haven't you.? Wow! Congrats Shawn! Anyways, since you are small in the head department, I'll elucidate. My career here supersedes you. I made a title... The TV Title. I created it. Hello. Dum Dum. Bask in it. I also held it's glory for 297 days, longer than you had a man cause you're a whore. You are small, tiny and weak, while I have not only stood in fires but caused them. I am a destroyer and you.... hah! The only destroying you do is with your face and make -up.

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM

You made a title....

*claps*

I made macaroni art once, guess I'm the next Da Vinci. What that has to do with the here and now, I have no clue. Since we're puffing our chest with BS info I guess it counts. Your reign is over, my paper plate noodle smiley face still exist somewhere soooo yeah. Whatever.

And again, with the whore stuff, I mean come on. Atleast be creative with it. 297 days, like the length of the last alien bukkake party you were a part of. The gallons of Shane Carvers semen pumped from your stomach before you decided to come in here and spew the contents of whatever Blackwaters ass you were chewing on last....

You're not equipped for this Azz Wipe, so like I said earlier, back off before I start to care and rip you a literal new one.

Nice try, Fake Azrael! I know your tricks!

Winner and STILL Federweight Champion - Atara Themis

Azrael should have been immediately disqualified for that shit ass font.