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Atara Raven · (02-29-2020)

Pugnacious.

Just one of many words used to describe me since I signed with the XWF and while not my favorite descriptor, I much prefer the consistent and predictable confirmation of my hotness, I can't deny it's accuracy. Thank you Engy. I am pugnacious. I do love to quarrel, bite my thumb, duel with both fist and words, so imagine my disappointment when names were drawn and I managed to pull....Red X.

An athlete best known for losing a match to a Subaru. Granted this Subaru is particularly remarkable, it is still a nonsentient piece of machinery. That said, a man incapable of out thinking a thing that can not think is hardly the type of competitor I need to prove my own ability in the ring. The level of competition in this tournament has already been frequently commented on by other competitors and with the exception of a few, the point has been proven. This little thing I'm doing now is itself a lackluster effort. Playing down to the ability of Red -X in the hopes of making it at least a little less one sided. A little less unpredictable.

Did you hear me Red. I'm lampooning a promo to make people think you have a chance. I'm giving your little revolution hope, because be real, that was dead before it even started. We have plenty idealist already with more interesting things to say. Maybe ask Robbie if you can hitch to his wagon, he has pancakes.

Try the Drezdin/Knuckles campaign, it worked for me, ask around. I'm sure there are plenty who will tell you, or not.

That's the thing with revolution Red, people have to want it, and I really don't think anyone is buying what you're selling. To reiterate a previous point, they booked you against a car. A car...and you lost. To a car.

One more time.

You lost. To a. Car.

With emphasis this time.

An inanimate object defeated you.

With less emphasis this time.

You suck. You're terrible. I'm dragging this out because I literally can say nothing else to prove more how little chance you have. Notice anything missing from this promo, visually stimulating objects typically very prevalent in my promos. Didn't even bother with you, no flair, no pesaz, just straight boring monologue. Didnt even bother to ask XWF to waste money on music rights. I love music.

A car. It beat you.

Have we moved to round 2 yet.

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