After his soon to be lenghty stroy upin the saga of the triangle love affair between Duz the pinhead, Pinturion the smark mark, and the vixxen of the the straddle Btara. John takes a walk to see the title on the floor, as he picks it up he notices something is off...

"Oh shit...."



One of Boeing 737 brother... exploded upon the wreckage, and it ended up scattering in places that shall remain unknown, so basically Boeing 737 looks at the fallen victim and cries out jet fuel that pining the ground...

"You know what, fuck this shit... also, does a plane know how to say 01010101010101101010010101.... and did the plane travel from La magistral, Mexico?"

John just walks away from this mess with no intention of Never Inputing Principles onto the Boeing 737.....

No i'm serious....
I'm just not that interested...
Probably wont get this belt...

Took you long enough to win this title

7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  

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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn

(02-17-2020, 11:08 PM)Jim "the Jim" Jimson Said: Took you long enough to win this title

As the multi time Heavymetalweight Champion words echo among the streets of his plight, JB then drops the title on the ground. As he looks at the damage he caused, he spits on the title.

"Sure you right ghost of The Jim... it took me long enough... long enough for me to leave it on the ground as a memorial! Since nobody wants to count the fall, i'll make my own damn belt if I have too..."

Hehehehehe. Airplanes. I've been on TWO of them since this pin!

Winner and new HMW Champion - John Black