Hi Tommy.

I'm not going to try to seduce you this time, I swear.


Above Tommy Wish, the ceiling tiles collapse and at least fifty huge bags of Lacklanland "Enriched" Pigeon Feed (available for purchase HERE) fall down on top of the unsuspecting X-Treme Champion.

Roxy snaps her fingers and Ellen, Roxy's new intern, walks over with a folding chair, opens it, and places it atop the pile of burlap sacks holding Tommy down. She then helps Roxy climb up onto the pile. Roxy sits in the chair and produces a nail file, whistling while Ellen pages a referee on her walkie talkie.





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Tommy kicksout of the attempt, and opens the sack of the seeds, and quickly few seagulls come to eat.

"If i were you Roxy...id run so far away from here..."

Tommy leaves the scene with his title, as they feast near Roxy and her assistant.