Eric Polulu
XWF's Busy Body
XWF FanBase: Flop (boring as fuck; promos act as sleeping medicine; never recognized in public)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Thu Apr 18 2019
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04-19-2019, 08:34 AM
"Hello world of XWF, as much as I like to admit that I am cluless about the wrestling industry, I still love the wired aspect of sweaty men and scantly clad women wrestling in the squared circle.
Hell, I can say that I am huge fan of XWF and their product, I still got that poster of Roxy hanging on my wall in the studio. I jack off to it every single day before I come to work, and cause mayhem.
Who the fuck is Eric Polulu?
A new talk show host?
A new guy replacing Steve Sayors?
A guy with questionable BO and case of sweaty balls?
All these questions will be answered, first off, I am hosting a show called "Fuck You, TV" on the XWF network, it's going to be fun and lively here. I might convince the bookers to run it on Television, or maybe keep it exclusively on the 24/7 stream of the website.
I wish I could replace Steve Sayors, I can take a beating watch this..."
[Eric slams himself with a chair, then elbow drops on the table, Macho Man style. Then he grabs one of his drummers, and Piledrives him onto the floor. Then he senton bomb himself into pool of sewage water. It cuts to Eric siting back on his new desk.]
"Anyways... that didn't hurt at all! But what does hurt, is that I do have BO and sweaty balls. Maybe I'll just stick to the FU, TV series... from time to time, i'd be honored to interview anyone, whether they are the main eveners or in the undercards of obscurity... i'll take ANYONE!
Have a great day!"
*OOC: You guys can use him in any situations to build into angles, or whatever your hearts contends to.*
Eric's uh....uh....fuck it, just tell em what he did:
~Had Three most over wrestlers on his show!
~Managed to bare his soul to the world!
~Had a brief (mostly forgettable) Podcast with now "retired" Tommy!
~Was Not even officially the Federweight Champion (despise what that sex machine Greggo says!)
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane (04-19-2019), Darius Xavier (04-19-2019), Kid Kool (04-25-2019), Peter Fn Gilmour (04-19-2019), Rain (04-19-2019)
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Rain
The Queen of Queer
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XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
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04-19-2019, 09:46 AM
*holds hand up* ME ME ME!!! XD
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Zane Norrison
The Post-Mortem Punk
XWF FanBase: Mixed (loved by some; hated by some; dips between clean/dirty)
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04-22-2019, 12:34 PM
"I'll do the show after Lux."
1x X-Treme Champ
1x Hart Champion
1x SOTM November 2018
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Kid Kool (04-25-2019)
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Kid Kool
#WarGames [#bPrepared]
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04-25-2019, 11:32 AM
And I'LL do the show after Zane... oughta be interesting. ^___^
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The Brothers Blackwater
Vindicators
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
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04-29-2019, 01:38 PM
"If you feel like hollerin' at a captain for War Games, I'm down for a chat."
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Rain (04-30-2019)
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