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RADICAL || PARADOX VOL.III "SMOOTH" || XWF#025 ☆ WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARFARE ☆ VERSUS [UNIVERSAL CHAMPION] CHRIS CHAOS VERSUS [TELEVISION CHAMPION] THOMAS NIXON ☆ #5 P A R A D O X | V O L . III ☆ > Severed dreams of Thomas Nixon have manifested themselves in desperate attempts to shoot the dignity of 'The Radical' down. As is typical in losing battles, the one feeling the pressure has resorted to argumentative tactics to try to belittle others view of their opposition. After discovering the existence of the "Nixon Stone", said to be the key to beating Thomas do to his very DNA being intertwined with dinosaur DNA due to his epic plague of rape that resorted in the catastrophe that was their extinction(including ass to mouth relations); Gabe Reno has narrowed in on it's location through the use of an enchanted mannequin with a map of it's whereabouts on its very ass-cheeks. Reno had gotten Nixon enchantment powder in his previous attempts to sour Nixon's pallet from two gnomes at a lake where the stone rested, until it was ultimately collected by an unknown artifact connoisseur then stolen in a heist by Reno's acquaintances Chief Ernie Parks and Agent Patty Aeley... the very people paid to protect it. Gabe made a mannequin of Nixon dusted with the powder, then proceeded to taunt it with whiffle golf victory after whiffle golf victory until eventually the powder showed the path down it's ass to the current location of the stone. Gabe had left his family gathering after discovering the glowing butt-map on the homosexual canvas that was made to scale of Nixon's physical form in plastic parts... and a little rubber. Will Reno find the Stone? Even if he does, how will he use it? What about Chris Chaos? Are paradox's normally this complicated? < ☆ "SMOOTH" ☆ Two masked assailants are scene on a shipping dock somewhere in the heart of Southern California's coast. They whisper to each other in the middle of a dark night, as not to alert any passers-by of their presence. Carefully they remove a large oval shaped packaged from the back of a very conspicuous out of style dark van. They walk it over a bridge onto a large boat, and out of view beneath the deck of the vessel. Walking back out a few minutes later, they get back in the van, and start to pull away, while removing their masks. Special Enforcer Patricia ‘Patty’ Aeley Thanks for the help, Ernie. That thing is fucking heavy. Reno almost got it once, but we can't let him use it to beat Nixon. We can sell it to my contacts overseas and make ourselves rich. Then finally leave our insignificant others, and be together where ever we want in this world. Agent Fair was onto us, he had to go. 'Chief' Ernie Parks I really like Gabe, but if he gets in the way of our plan again, that could be the end of the road for him. I can't believe he was waiting in your house like that? Special Enforcer Patricia ‘Patty’ Aeley Fucking asshole actually thinks he can outsmart the Chief of Police in this town, and a Federal Agent. What a pompous piece of crap to assume he can take us down and that our misdirection will be ignored by his desire tom defeat opponents in a fucking wrestling match. 'Chief' Ernie Parks Yeah, he does get obsessed at time with what he wants instead of what is better for the greater good. No matter what the deal with Reno... I know I did this all for a certain truth to come to fruition. I can't wait to put my feet up, sipping something tropical, next to you on a beach in the middle of Brazil... Paris... Special Enforcer Patricia ‘Patty’ Aeley Italy... 'Chief' Ernie Parks Rome? They smile at each other and lean in for a kiss, just as their realities come through the lenses of binoculars at a high location, far from where they are. A walky-talky transmitter is seen in their backseat. A transmission of their voices coming through, and a flashback of them taking the package into the boat, then a black and white-masked man sliding the transmitter into the van unseen. Their voices continue to trickle a little fuzzy through the transmitter, as the zoom out shows the van driving away from the port just as the sun peaks over the horizon, and the back of Reno's head behind the binoculars. 'Chief' Ernie Parks I wish I could be there to see the look on Gabe's face when he realizes we tricked him on both sides into exactly what we wanted. Priceless, I bet. Special Enforcer Patricia ‘Patty’ Aeley Who cares, if I never had another ordeal with him in my life I would be just fine... the guy never shuts... Reno holds out hit hand with a little black stick on the tip of his fingers. He presses a small red button on the top as the signal goes to the transmitter before it gets too far out of range, and the van explodes into mere pieces. The shot switches to Gabe pulling up in another vehicle, and Ernie crying holding Patty's limp body in his own scorched arms that will also soon be lifeless. Ernie reaches out toward Gabe, but is unable to move. 'Chief' Ernie Parks We were so close, you son of a BITCH! YOU JUST KILLED TWO LAW OFFICERS! GOOD LUCK IN PRISON! 'The Radical' Well, since I never shut up, I didn't want to be the last voice you ever hear... but I have been recording all you two said, and will send it anonymously to law enforcement in the morning... so don't die here believing you will leave some honorable lasting legacy. You betrayed me you piece of shit, you knew how important this match was... but you didn't count on two gnomes on the edge of a fucking lake giving me the power to find that stone when the magical zephyr eventually dropped it. You were the silent artifact collector connoisseur. You hired Patty and Fair to protect your investment on the surface... but really to eliminate Fair who has come to know of your relations with Patty. Fair threatened Patty that she would tell your wife, Sophia who came to me in and a hallucination after Patty knocked me out at her home. I know everything, you charcoal looking BITCH. Now, just one thing left to do, die, while I go collect my fucking stone. Ernie reaches for Gabe as he goes to get back in the car to drive over to the boat the stone was placed on. 'Chief' Ernie Parks WAIT! You're right, about everything. Help me, Reno. I will help you cover this up, you don't need to send that tape. Please, my family, they will think... look, I can get you the code, to unlock the package the stone is in, hell, I will help you grab it. Call an ambulance, tell then she ambushed us both as we got the drop on her for stealing it, she is already dead, who cares! Old friend!? 'The Radical' Your family will think... the truth. I'm glad Patty meant so much to you that five seconds after she dies you would flip on her like that I'm not interested you evil piece of shit! Oh, and the code, it's NIXON SWALLOWS. You said it in the van just before talking about how you would kill me the next chance you got. Burn in hell... old friend. Gabe gets in his car and runs over what is left of Ernie, then smirks with a slight tear in the duct of his eye for the loss of two old friends. He stops in front of the bridge of the boat, and heads down. He emerges moments later with the packaged stone in hand. He buckles it in securely, then drives off to his next step of securing victory by using its contents wisely. ☆ Reno finally makes it to a stopping point, and enters the code NIXON SWALLOWS, to unlock the full virtue and vision of the Nixon Stone. The angelic golden glow enchants his eyes and dance around in his head in magnificent candor within his thoughts of describing it. It is so beautiful. The stone makes me want to feel whole again. All that is missing, all that has been taken from my last match with Nixon... back again... with one look at his offspring... Pause. Is it single? The enchanting maleficence of the supernatural stone. It has me, it has taken me to the edge of oblivion and make me do unspeakable things to gain it's attention... Pause. I wonder if I could make loved to it. Feel what it is to be inside of such a wondrous egg. Maybe feel what it is to be inside of me. How can I make this right? How can I make the stone mine, before the end of this fateful night? Pause. I'm gonna try... because it is worth the triumph and failure to be one with the stone, no matter what it takes to impress its glow with my peculiar want. I need it, like a human being needs air... like an animal needs to prey, like praying needs a priest to right its wrongs and confess... Another car honks loudly at him to move his daydreaming ass out of their way at a stop light that has turned green. Suddenly, Reno realizes the stone's power. Why it is kept inside a locked box. It can manipulate the thoughts of anyone who gazes into its ambiance into wanted to fuck it. This must be the power that seduced Nixon into molesting those poor dinosaurs. He covers it back up and returns it to the box with lock. He looks up and smiles. I've got him. I'm gonna make him fuck his own stone... and it will buy me the perfect time to beat CHAOS!  To be continued... ☆

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RADICAL || PARADOX VOL.III "SMOOTH" || XWF#025 ☆ WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARFARE ☆ VERSUS [UNIVERSAL CHAMPION] CHRIS CHAOS VERSUS [TELEVISION CHAMPION] THOMAS NIXON ☆ #5 P A R A D O X | V O L . III ☆ > Severed dreams of Thomas Nixon have manifested themselves in desperate attempts to shoot the dignity of 'The Radical' down. As is typical in losing battles, the one feeling the pressure has resorted to argumentative tactics to try to belittle others view of their opposition. After discovering the existence of the "Nixon Stone", said to be the key to beating Thomas do to his very DNA being intertwined with dinosaur DNA due to his epic plague of rape that resorted in the catastrophe that was their extinction(including ass to mouth relations); Gabe Reno has narrowed in on it's location through the use of an enchanted mannequin with a map of it's whereabouts on its very ass-cheeks. Reno had gotten Nixon enchantment powder in his previous attempts to sour Nixon's pallet from two gnomes at a lake where the stone rested, until it was ultimately collected by an unknown artifact connoisseur then stolen in a heist by Reno's acquaintances Chief Ernie Parks and Agent Patty Aeley... the very people paid to protect it. Gabe made a mannequin of Nixon dusted with the powder, then proceeded to taunt it with whiffle golf victory after whiffle golf victory until eventually the powder showed the path down it's ass to the current location of the stone. Gabe had left his family gathering after discovering the glowing butt-map on the homosexual canvas that was made to scale of Nixon's physical form in plastic parts... and a little rubber. Will Reno find the Stone? Even if he does, how will he use it? What about Chris Chaos? Are paradox's normally this complicated? < ☆ "SMOOTH" ☆ Two masked assailants are scene on a shipping dock somewhere in the heart of Southern California's coast. They whisper to each other in the middle of a dark night, as not to alert any passers-by of their presence. Carefully they remove a large oval shaped packaged from the back of a very conspicuous out of style dark van. They walk it over a bridge onto a large boat, and out of view beneath the deck of the vessel. Walking back out a few minutes later, they get back in the van, and start to pull away, while removing their masks. Special Enforcer Patricia ‘Patty’ Aeley Thanks for the help, Ernie. That thing is fucking heavy. Reno almost got it once, but we can't let him use it to beat Nixon. We can sell it to my contacts overseas and make ourselves rich. Then finally leave our insignificant others, and be together where ever we want in this world. Agent Fair was onto us, he had to go. 'Chief' Ernie Parks I really like Gabe, but if he gets in the way of our plan again, that could be the end of the road for him. I can't believe he was waiting in your house like that? Special Enforcer Patricia ‘Patty’ Aeley Fucking asshole actually thinks he can outsmart the Chief of Police in this town, and a Federal Agent. What a pompous piece of crap to assume he can take us down and that our misdirection will be ignored by his desire tom defeat opponents in a fucking wrestling match. 'Chief' Ernie Parks Yeah, he does get obsessed at time with what he wants instead of what is better for the greater good. No matter what the deal with Reno... I know I did this all for a certain truth to come to fruition. I can't wait to put my feet up, sipping something tropical, next to you on a beach in the middle of Brazil... Paris... Special Enforcer Patricia ‘Patty’ Aeley Italy... 'Chief' Ernie Parks Rome? They smile at each other and lean in for a kiss, just as their realities come through the lenses of binoculars at a high location, far from where they are. A walky-talky transmitter is seen in their backseat. A transmission of their voices coming through, and a flashback of them taking the package into the boat, then a black and white-masked man sliding the transmitter into the van unseen. Their voices continue to trickle a little fuzzy through the transmitter, as the zoom out shows the van driving away from the port just as the sun peaks over the horizon, and the back of Reno's head behind the binoculars. 'Chief' Ernie Parks I wish I could be there to see the look on Gabe's face when he realizes we tricked him on both sides into exactly what we wanted. Priceless, I bet. Special Enforcer Patricia ‘Patty’ Aeley Who cares, if I never had another ordeal with him in my life I would be just fine... the guy never shuts... Reno holds out hit hand with a little black stick on the tip of his fingers. He presses a small red button on the top as the signal goes to the transmitter before it gets too far out of range, and the van explodes into mere pieces. The shot switches to Gabe pulling up in another vehicle, and Ernie crying holding Patty's limp body in his own scorched arms that will also soon be lifeless. Ernie reaches out toward Gabe, but is unable to move. 'Chief' Ernie Parks We were so close, you son of a BITCH! YOU JUST KILLED TWO LAW OFFICERS! GOOD LUCK IN PRISON! 'The Radical' Well, since I never shut up, I didn't want to be the last voice you ever hear... but I have been recording all you two said, and will send it anonymously to law enforcement in the morning... so don't die here believing you will leave some honorable lasting legacy. You betrayed me you piece of shit, you knew how important this match was... but you didn't count on two gnomes on the edge of a fucking lake giving me the power to find that stone when the magical zephyr eventually dropped it. You were the silent artifact collector connoisseur. You hired Patty and Fair to protect your investment on the surface... but really to eliminate Fair who has come to know of your relations with Patty. Fair threatened Patty that she would tell your wife, Sophia who came to me in and a hallucination after Patty knocked me out at her home. I know everything, you charcoal looking BITCH. Now, just one thing left to do, die, while I go collect my fucking stone. Ernie reaches for Gabe as he goes to get back in the car to drive over to the boat the stone was placed on. 'Chief' Ernie Parks WAIT! You're right, about everything. Help me, Reno. I will help you cover this up, you don't need to send that tape. Please, my family, they will think... look, I can get you the code, to unlock the package the stone is in, hell, I will help you grab it. Call an ambulance, tell then she ambushed us both as we got the drop on her for stealing it, she is already dead, who cares! Old friend!? 'The Radical' Your family will think... the truth. I'm glad Patty meant so much to you that five seconds after she dies you would flip on her like that I'm not interested you evil piece of shit! Oh, and the code, it's NIXON SWALLOWS. You said it in the van just before talking about how you would kill me the next chance you got. Burn in hell... old friend. Gabe gets in his car and runs over what is left of Ernie, then smirks with a slight tear in the duct of his eye for the loss of two old friends. He stops in front of the bridge of the boat, and heads down. He emerges moments later with the packaged stone in hand. He buckles it in securely, then drives off to his next step of securing victory by using its contents wisely. ☆ Reno finally makes it to a stopping point, and enters the code NIXON SWALLOWS, to unlock the full virtue and vision of the Nixon Stone. The angelic golden glow enchants his eyes and dance around in his head in magnificent candor within his thoughts of describing it. It is so beautiful. The stone makes me want to feel whole again. All that is missing, all that has been taken from my last match with Nixon... back again... with one look at his offspring... Pause. Is it single? The enchanting maleficence of the supernatural stone. It has me, it has taken me to the edge of oblivion and make me do unspeakable things to gain it's attention... Pause. I wonder if I could make loved to it. Feel what it is to be inside of such a wondrous egg. Maybe feel what it is to be inside of me. How can I make this right? How can I make the stone mine, before the end of this fateful night? Pause. I'm gonna try... because it is worth the triumph and failure to be one with the stone, no matter what it takes to impress its glow with my peculiar want. I need it, like a human being needs air... like an animal needs to prey, like praying needs a priest to right its wrongs and confess... Another car honks loudly at him to move his daydreaming ass out of their way at a stop light that has turned green. Suddenly, Reno realizes the stone's power. Why it is kept inside a locked box. It can manipulate the thoughts of anyone who gazes into its ambiance into wanted to fuck it. This must be the power that seduced Nixon into molesting those poor dinosaurs. He covers it back up and returns it to the box with lock. He looks up and smiles. I've got him. I'm gonna make him fuck his own stone... and it will buy me the perfect time to beat CHAOS!  To be continued... ☆