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~~Kid Kool~~ · (05-04-2016)

We open to the same god damned motherfuckin' club from before, when Kid Kool was scared off by the bouncer. KK is rolling in a lime green Chevy convertible, with dual hot pink stripes painted down the middle. The top is rolled back and Kid is pulling into the row of cars... The same bouncer from before is standing at attention.

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SCRAM, WHITE BOY!?!?"

KK exits his vehicle and stands up to the bouncer. "I wouldn't yell at me if I were you. I've got friends in high places, and I'm a PROVEN commodity in the Realm of Xtreme!!!

Bouncer: You've won one match, lost one match, big f'n whoop. Now git'cho bitch ass, punk ass, dumb ass outta here 'fore I gotsta pop a glock, n'aw mean?

KK has an upset look on his face, but soon strains a smile.

KK: Okay, how about this. I'll give you a Benji if you can sneak me in the back door?

Bouncer: AWWWWWWWW HELL N'AW, FUCK YOU YOU QUEEN-SIZED QUEER! Fuckin'

, TAKE THIS UPPERCUT!

The Bouncer goes to uppercut Kid Kool, when from out of the dark came an awesome sound. Shouted--

?: COWABUNGA!!!

--as she hit the ground. That's a Ninja Turtles reference. Anyhell, a woman fell from like ten stories or some shit on top of the Bouncer with a capital 'B', knocking him out, ice cold, like that Outkast song.

KK: SEE!!! TOLDJA I had friends in high places! #YouGotGot!!! XD

The bouncer lay concussed and unconcious on the ground, as the woman stands and embraces Kid Kool.

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Christina Nash: OH MY GAWDZ I WANNA SUKK DAT BIG BAD COCK-A-DOODLE DOO!!!

KK: I know, I know. ^.^ Let's go rip up the club!

They both go inside, walking over the fallen bouncer, as a laugh track plays for some reason.

- - - - -

Kid Kool is drinking body shots off the ass of Christina Nash, long lost twin sister to ex-XWF star Christine Nash. Christina giggles cutely, as another bouncer comes up from behind and taps Kid on the shoulder. KK turns around and meets the bouncer--

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Christina Nash turns her head a bit; "OH MY GAWDZ IT'Z UNCLE JOEY!!! WOULD YOU SIGN MY ASS CHEEK?!"

Bouncer Joey: The name's BOUNCER Joey now and yes I would, anyone got a pen?

KK: NO BUT NOW I KILL YOU!!!

Kid Kool zips down his fly and pisses on Joey's shoe.

Joey: ... You wouldn't happen to be drunk by any chance?

KK: ...lil bit.

Joey is peed on some more and then he autographs Christina's butt.

Joey shakes the hand of Kid Kool which he didn't use to hold his dick, and then Christina shouts; I WANT JOEY'S COCK IN MY ASS!!! And then Joey, he say "Cut. It. OUT! Hehehe, but seriously shut the fuck up." Joey walks off all piss and vinegar and Dolph climbs up on the bar counter and starts pluggin' away as Nash squeels in ecstasy as the entire club look on in bewilderment.

--tbc--

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