Austin Fernando is waiting for the red light to turn green so he can drive across the intersection of May and Fairweather in his Chevorelet ZX. The green light finally comes on, and he is immediately ran into from the side as soon as he makes his move. A Ford pick-up truck with monster truck wheels comes barreling into the side of his freshly painted car, and he falls out through the jarred driver's side, his shoulder landing hard on the cement. The monster truck of sorts opens up to reveal Ophelia McVeigh and his still as yet unnamed gal pal, who is clad in a tarnished, dingy schoolgirl's outfit and white face paint accented by a lime green circle encompassing one eye, and a dark blue one around the other. She carries a frying pan... Austin slowly gets to his feet before *WHAM!* the Gothic beauty bashes the pan over Fernando's skull, causing blood to trickle to the road below. Austin topples to the ground, and Ophelia goes for the cover. A ref hops out of the truck bed, and counts the fall...

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