"Is this short story about you and Crimson Face?"

*Gator picks up Evertrust in his muscular arms and sways him back and forth like a baby, Evertrust falls asleep and Gator covers him on the ground. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small kitten, placing it on Crimson Face's nose to distract him. Cute! William Shatner in a referee shirt makes the count*

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Something hard and lumpy awakens Evertrust from his peaceful slumber.

" I am not even going to ask what that is because I see no turtle shell. "

Evertrust kicks out, morphs into a domesticated house cat and urinates on Gator's boot, claiming it as his own. William Shatner for no conceivable reason what so ever expands into a giant blowfish and pops.