"Sometimes it’s only madness that makes us what we are."
--John Raide
ME < MADNESS
MADNESS > ME
ME < MADNESS
MADNESS > ME
ME < MADNESS
MADNESS > ME
Do you ever fear the voices inside your head? Do you know the voices that are afraid? Will they call to you when the time to act has gone homophobic, anit-feministic, or estranged? Will you LISTEN to the punchline, or let you're jealous mind confuse you? It is I my dear, who grabbed that one small connection and now I've fooled you.
Titillation is the key, and look you've come prancing and skipping right along like the rest.
Curious at best.
We warned you're mind it might be rough, but yet YOU connected here in my den. You're just as sick and twisted, when it comes down to the....
END!
Superheroes are fun to the simplistic degree, so please make 666 more of whatever sexual decree.
I am the villain who gets all the fame.
They call me legendary by name.
Hunt if you will, and bring what you must. You're really no different from the rest of us?
The ones who want power, respect, and the lust.
They come one and all to (KEEP LISTENING) and learn.
The gospels of SATAN!
The ruler of worlds!
The birthing of Christ so near, the day that is scorned.
A professional killer.
Comes to hunt the natural born.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Welcome to our minds connection,
Cue the maestro.
Begin.
What is omnipotent power? It's what you want isn't it? Heh... It's what we all want, right? To consume the achievement of ultimate power? To basque in the glory that speaks in and of itself the instant it is commanded.
What is fear? Is it something commanded by power?
Does a lack of power cause a craving?
The distinguishable taste of respect we all wish to command?
The Soldier craves for nothing but the lust of blood and flesh. Devouring the jealousy from right off their breasts.
MADNESS > ME
ME < MADNESS
MADNESS > ME
ME < MADNESS
MADNESS > ME
ME < MADNESS
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Deck the Halls with Balls(NOT male genitals) of Jolly!
Fal-la-la-la-fuck-la-la-la-la
Tis' the season to be GAYER (HAPPIER)
Fal-la-fuck-tee-lah-de-dah-bitch-yeah
Little Phyzante Gerellum chanted along with the rest of the group as they gayly hetero-sexually walked with the company of her delightful family and Gypsy She-Witch relatives. Although she was a young teenager at the age of nineteen, she still carried a great deal of innocence and solidarity that kept her at peace with the world around her. Sure, she was born as a wandering reject drifting from city to city. Random encounter after random encounter, and yet still she managed to withhold the one thing Miley Cyrus (The artist formerly known as Paris Hilton) had managed to corrupt in the minds of most teenage children into believing.
The singing of Christmas Hymns on a snow fallen tundra filled street continued for hours and hours. Spreading cheer and gospel to the houses within earshot. Many came out on the streets to join them, while others nestled in their homes from the shivering cold snow avoided going outside; yet still managed to join in song. With a catchy chorus such as this who could disagree?
The singing continues as an array of light filled with different colors like a rainbow illuminates the sky. This rainbow appearing gleam of light transforms and stretches across the skyline like a bridge welding the Heaven's and the Earth. From down this glorious bright cloud emancipates the vision of twelve shiny reindeer with a sleigh in tow. Rudolph at the front with his nose so bright pink. Only this time Santa isn't exactly fat and jolly.
HOLY SHIT IT'S GAY SANTA!
GAY SANTA: "I'm checking in on everyone's promos to make sure nobody is making any homophobic jokes, gay slurs, or going off on any biblical hell sentencing rants. Everyone knows that's an automatic NAUGHTY LIST! BAD!"
Gay Santa smacks his ass and pulls a lump of coal from his inner orifice.
GAY SANTA: "Anyone know where this Unknown Soldier guy lives?"
The crowd is astonished and taken aback as this sudden character created out of nowhere to help prove invalid points appears.
GAY SANTA: "It's NOT! cool guys! It hurts people's feelings when you make jokes about their sexual preferences or their obsession for low quality cartoon productions."
Phyzante Gerellum: "They should be watching Captain Caveman and snorting cocaine on Saturday mornings instead anyways!"
Crowd: "Yeah! Captain Caveman is the shit! Cocaine is also something we enjoy!"
Clearly upset by the first statement, but the latter was simply going over the edge for the town folks. Raising their anxiety levels into a frenzy.
Phyzante Gerellum: "Get the hell out of here GAY SANTA!"
Crowd: "BOO! GAY SANTA!"
The angry riot of a crowd chases GAY SANTA and beats him harder than a hate crime off in some random field in a very destructive and maniacal manner. That we will show you now...
...proceeding to stretch his asshole open 8 miles wide leaving quite the scene for clean up crews.
In other SATAN! news you missed while watching the horrific scenes take place, yet another abhorrent injuncture takes place as Unknown Soldier has managed to snatch the innocence of our young prowling teenager. In the midst of all the gay hate and uproar in the fields, the pureness of another soul was being lost in an alleyway far from the rest of the commotion. Domination and power overcome the sweetness that has now been taken by defloration. The animalistic nature and thirst for blood forces the beast to take her life. Young Phyzante Gerellum was dead. Playing God as he watched the whites of her eyes stare back at him while he fulfilled his sick pleasures. Strangling her back in and out of consciousness. Gutting her open like a filet of beef was easy for the natural born killer. The surgical removing of her sex organs proved a bit more redundant and tedious but eventually the dastardly deed had been done.
The howling laughter of his success as he stands hovering over his victim is quite disturbing indeed. To celebrate his unique craftsmanship he decided to masturbate over the body while fully aroused. In the hand opposite his stick shift was a small video cassette player for which he placed directly next to his ear before hitting...
>Play
(12-16-2013, 12:10 PM)Egyptian Snow Pharaoh Said: "Come, Soldier... Come for me."
Harder...Faster...Stronger...
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>Play
(12-16-2013, 12:10 PM)Egyptian Snow Pharaoh Said: "Come, Soldier... Come for me."
Harder...Faster...Stronger...
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>Play
(12-16-2013, 12:10 PM)Egyptian Snow Pharaoh Said: "Come, Soldier... Come for me."
Harder...Faster...Stronger...
For fear of chaffing and pure signs of little enjoyment from his endeavors, he retreats into submission.
Unknown Soldier: "I guess I'll keep trying to climax but the allure just doesn't seem to exist my little Gypsy lookin' She-Witch. Especially after I found out that the Gay Police from Gotham City were going to be out on the prowl protecting the world from my homophobia instead of my sadomasochism. What next? Are the X-Men going to show up to put a stop to my NECROPHILIA! I literally and figuratively wave my dick in your general direction and you lock your lips right around the tip. I can't believe how easy this is starting to get for me. It's like I'm taking a three pitch walk here... You whip out your dick and tell a girl she looks good naked and the next thing you know she's obsessed with you. Story of my life. You make one little insult, stick it in and twist it hard like a knife inserted below the breast plate and right above the ribcage. A gnawing sensation that grinds you to pieces internally. This is called...
Hatred."
Unknown Soldier: "This may be why you 'think' you're drawn to me and probably the reason you want me so bad is because once you become the asshole then suddenly the girl wants you? That's just basic known fact, no need to check Science for that one. I do not salivate for hate. In order to share my hunger you must sacrifice all your inhibitions. Sex is power is violence and there's no homophobic leeway given on either side of the fence. I feed off of my power that I command. Maybe one day you will give in to these inner desires and we can climax simultaneously."
Unknown Soldier: "Cum with me, Pharaoh... Cum WITH me!"
Unknown Soldier: "Cum and explore your dark subconscious with me some more as we both stray deeper inside the mind of madness. Hunting for me is feeble as you now can see. I've been with you always, now just set me free. Try to ignore, but I've planted the seed and continuously all you'll think of is me. Possessed by the thought that my power ensues. Maybe then you'll go crazy as your mind becomes consumed. Then we both hold hands with sanity and play skip to my lou."
Soldier zips up his pants and makes his way down the alleyway skipping and whistling with obviously no remorse for his despicable actions. Turning the corner into another alley full of darkness and out of the naked eye a familiar voice strikes up a conversation.
Unknown Soldier: "Let us make haste Dante! We have more work to do?"
Dante Kyllen: "Seriously, how much longer do we have to keep killing random people here in this cold snowy weather?"
Unknown Soldier: "What's the population here in Egypt nowadays?"
Dante Kyllen: "Somewhere around 80 million."
Unknown Soldier: "One down, 79,999,999 to go!"
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