Here's my segment that was supposed to be on Anarchy!

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right after the bell rings and the winner is announced, Darren Dangerous leaps off of the lighting rig above the ring and lands on top of Dolly Waters!

Darren has a bag of golf clubs and all of the clubs are wrapped in barbed wire. He starts with the driver and slams it into Dolly's head, knocking her out. Then he uses the other clubs one at a time. The six wood, the five iron, and even the putter!

Darren Dangerous: "Hey Dolly you stupid dumb bitch, I'm the best champion in the XWF now! You have a flat ass and saggy titties even though you're like not even thirty! Gross! You're not in my league!"

Darren kicks the unconscious Waters a couple of times and then pulls something else out of the golf bag... it's a title belt!




Darren Dangerous: "This is my NEW X-Treme Title belt because the lame one that Bobby had was SHIT! This one is bad ass and hardcore to the bone! Like me! It has a skull on it, and it's electrified. I added NUNCHUCKS to each side AND it's on fire! Plus it bleeds!"

Darren starts slamming the belt into his own head until he opens up his forehead and starts bleeding all over the place.

Darren Dangerous: "I'm the biggest champion in town! Get off of MY show... CUNT! Huehuehuehuehue!"

Darren blows a snot rocket onto Dolly and then leaves the ring laughing like that.

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Now you're trying to make me look like a liar but I'M INTO YOU.

I MEANT ONTO! DONT EVEN TRY IT!

"Yeah, can I beat this dude's ass yet or are we going to ride the effect?"

“You know it’s funny, Bobby, that you think you’re entitled to an X-Treme title rematch when you lost the title before you could even defend it, plus, you lost to Maraeth anyway, so if anything, she should get a title shot first. Personally, I don’t care who shuts him up, but if you want to get…technical about it. Yeah.”

Yeah Bobby you don't get a shot, you suck and you smell like old cheese.

Centurion is an up and comer in this business and I think he's got a bright future here in the XWF and I want to help mentor this new young crop of talent. MAKE THEM FUCKING HARDCORE!

Cent you're a jam up guy and our match at Relentless is gonna be your first big break. YOU'RE WELCOME!

(08-23-2025, 08:45 PM)SolemnIncline Said: “You know it’s funny, Bobby, that you think you’re entitled to an X-Treme title rematch when you lost the title before you could even defend it, plus, you lost to Maraeth anyway, so if anything, she should get a title shot first. Personally, I don’t care who shuts him up, but if you want to get…technical about it. Yeah.”

"YES! He's perpetuating the effect!"