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Unknown Soldier · (07-09-2013)

Quote:Luca: Unknown Soldier? I out thought him every step of the way. Here's what I did to him, in case you're a fucking rook. I made him give up his title to the Crimson Dong, crushing its credibility later on when Gilmour started to brag about it, all because I made a big deal about the title that I didn't even care about. I already had my 24/7 briefcase, which is the upside to the title in the first place, so if he shined it with his frostbitten dick, it made no difference to me. Then I got my partner, The Wraith, to distract him with a one sided brawl that gave the time I needed to beat Ann Thraxx and win the match for our little team.

Soldier, I don't need to be better than you in any way, shape, or form. All I need to do is the one thing you're incapable of.

Thinking.

Unknown Soldier: "Oh Luca, turning the tides on the truth to make yourself sound intriguing and important. Much like I put to shame when the two of us stood in the ring. You made me give my title to Crimson Dong? Is that right? Way I remember it was me taking the pin and GIVING THE TITLE to Crimson Dong after you tried to blow smoke up everyone's ass about how you were going to 'win back the title you lost.' You don't remember all those rants you had about how you were going to get that belt back and THEN ME not YOU smashed it's credibility. I'm sure they just disappeared and suddenly you've warped your mind into believing that the schemes I pulled over YOUR eyes are your own. I've done plenty of 'thinking' Luca. and you know what I 'think?' It sounds like your trying to stroke your own ego through MY ACTIONS and calling them your own. Scott Charlotte and everyone else in that match knows how humiliated you must have been. Hell, you thought it was good enough to regurgitate just moments ago in your promo. Maybe you were hoping I wouldn't catch attention to this so you could just avoid it and act like it's your own. Don't come out here and say now that you weren't balls deep into the thought that you weren't going to reclaim that title back from me before I pawned it off on Crimson Dong. You fucking hypocritical piece of trash."

Unknown Soldier: "It's not enough you have to sit over my shoulder and cackle like a horny giddish school girl when I destroy Hunter Payne earlier. I saw you offer me some 'whiskey' beverage. Come on, everyone knows I'm a vodka lover! Now here you are plagarizing your own humiliation after I dispelled it all on you. Maybe you thought nobody would notice. I did. Hey, maybe my verbal assaults will work wonders against John Madison huh? Best thing to do to beat him would be to reiterate the way I humiliated you. Madison taught you well. Do what Soldier does and then you'll finally get some notoriety around here."

Unknown Soldier: "Originality... All I need to do is the one thing you're incapable of... "

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (07-09-2013)

Damn it, Luca. You better not take my #1 spot on Soldier's ~~Blood Lust~~ list of people who are better than him.

Unknown Soldier · (07-09-2013)

(07-09-2013, 12:21 PM)Mr. Madison Said: Damn it, Luca. You better not take my #1 spot on Soldier's ~~Blood Lust~~ list of people who are better than him.

Unknown Soldier: "Careful John. Don't make me call you out for a match just so you can dodge it like every other time you're asked to compete in the ring."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **07-09-2013, 06:01 PM**

BURN

~~Sid Feder~~ · (07-11-2013)

:3 x Better:
John Madison is so gay.

Then again, so is Luca.

Hey Luca -- you're so gay.

What the fuck did I get myself into when I signed on to be the special ref for Madison v. Luca? Fuck man; I'm gonna give Dean McGayvern a call and see if he wants to ref that shit instead. I'll probably be too busy celebrating my European Title win at that point anyway.

PS: In no way am I saying it's a bad thing to be gay, you fags.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (07-11-2013)

Sid, Dean is on a team with a Mexican and a

so he'd fit right into a match between two more fags..

ooc: I am not trying to offend anybody so u all know..

~~Wallace Witasick~~ · (07-09-2013)

What's the matter, Pete?

Are you scared that us "fags" are going to gang rape you in your dressing room?

Better watch your back, Petey.

I think Dean said before that he likes the chubby ones.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **07-09-2013, 10:09 PM**

nah im not scared. I'll just rip your balls and dicks off and shove them down your throats if u even get near me. ;)

~~Dean Moxley McGovern~~ · **07-10-2013, 09:15 AM**

(07-09-2013, 09:44 PM)Mr. Madison Said: What's the matter, Pete?

Are you scared that us "fags" are going to gang rape you in your dressing room?

Better watch your back, Petey.

I think Dean said before that he likes the chubby ones.

Mmm, mmm, good. Petey looks like a nice-a-juicy meat-a-ball. I'd like to get him in the ring sometime.

Oh wait, that happens Saturday. Hope you're properly greased up big boyyy!

(07-09-2013, 10:09 PM)Peter Gilmour Said: nah im not scared. I'll just rip your balls and dicks off and shove them down your throats if u even get near me. ;)

That's the kind of talk I like. I'm literally picturing in my head right now a scene where me, The Rock, Hunter, The Dong, and hell maybe the whole roster are all coming at you with our shit hangin' out. I'm picturing plumpy Petey gettin' all hot and sweaty grabbing at our dicks and balls so you can tug on them. Shit I'll go as far as to picture you actually successfully removing our genitalia and stuffing them into our own mouths, and that smile on your face while you're doing it just tells me how much you like having my balls squeezed tightly in your manly hands.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **07-10-2013, 06:25 PM**

dean i wont rip your dick off. I got something better for you.. see u soon

~~Sid Feder~~ · (07-11-2013)

(07-10-2013, 06:25 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: dean i wont rip your dick off. I got something better for you.. see u soon

:3 x Better:
Take a massive, heaping shit right down his fruity throat!

~~Sid Feder~~ · (07-11-2013)

OOC: Sid, that fCENSOREDing banner gives me a fCENSOREDing headache! Holy sCENSORED!

**07-11-2013, 12:39 PM**

(07-10-2013, 06:25 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: dean i wont rip your dick off. I got something better for you.. see u soon

Woah...I think Peter would rather do something else to your dick! Looks like you secured a bit of late night delight with Mr. Gilmour, after the match Dean! Hope you're ready to take it to the X-treme!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **07-11-2013, 03:33 PM**

I'll take an Xtreme shit on his bloody carcass

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