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John_Black · (08-26-2022)

[It opens up to the Drink Champs studios with N.O.R.E. and DJ EFN, with JB as their guest. We see them all drinking and being merry as fuck, as music was playing a bit in the background. Then Envy turns down the music, and they all start speaking to one another in the podcast, where JB was drinking down half a bottle of henny where both men were lit over it.]

NORE: Yo man, you know how to down a bottle of Henny man, I bet you be like drankin them shits like water.

JB: Nah man, only for this show I do it, but I normally try not to be overboard with the drinking honestly. I am pretty much a sober cat, but in a social setting I tend to drink at times.

DJ EFN: Well JB, we are glad to have you on our show, we got some few things we need to know about you. What imma ask you, is who is your top five rappers you be bumpin too?

[JB then scratches his beard, and he pours a shot of henny in his small cup. Then he takes a sip, and he then continues to scratch his beard once more until he came up with some names.]

JB: Well in no order… I fuck with Biggie… I fuck with uh Outkast’s shit… I do bump some MC Hammer in my car from time to time… hmmm who else, oh yeah I be bumpin some tracks from you NOREAGA… and my final one is, you guest it… motherfuckin Onyx!

NORE: Ay man, you know your shit, and I like you to be rockin with my stuff. I haven’t made much music lately but still I am on my shit with it. I hear you be putting out some tapes, is that true?

JB: Ehhhhh, it’s mostly one of my friends. I don’t really be doing all that rapping all the time, only because my friend be like “yo spit some shit” and I usually try to do it.

[Then the camera cuts to NORE cutting up a cubin link cigar, and he offers one to Envy and offers one to JB, then JB just places the cigar in his mouth, as he see’s the other two outright just lights it up to smoke it. After they finished the smoke session, they placed the lit cigar in a tray as JB pretended to smoke it. Then Nore and Envy start laughing, as JB looked embarrassed.]

DJ EFN: Why anit you lit that cig up?

JB: I don’t smoke, I got asthma and shit.

[NORE than eyes widened up and tried to clear the air from the smoke. JB then waves some smoke around to clear the air and coughs a bit, but things remain calm after that.]

NORE: Oh shit my bad man, I had no idea about that condition you got.

JB: It’s cool, I got my inhaler, well about like 80 of these shits in my house as back up.

NORE: Damn, I wonder how much they cost you, because I know you can’t just get them like free candy.

JB: I got insurance, high ass, expensive type of shit that would make your eyes bleed. The premium I am paying for would equate to this whole set here.

[Then both men looked shocked at what they just heard, then they saw a woman who’s barely wearing clothes coming onto the set who brought them a plate of hot wings and blue cheese on the side. Then as the men got a plate and napkin to get some wings, they see some homeless man who kept on screaming “FUCK THUGS” ontop of his lungs and waving something in the air. Then security ended up booting out the intruder, as all three men looked on and they ended up eating their wings back on their seats.]

DJ EFN: I don’t know what the hell just happened, but that was kinda funny as shit. The way he screamed that words FUCK THUGS was just hilarious.

NORE: Isn’t that group or something in the XWF? The only reason why I know is that they did a track with one of my old ass songs.

JB: OH YEAH WE DID… oh, that was also my friend’s idea too, I hope you don’t slam us with a cease and desist or sumthin of that shit.

NORE: Oh nah nah, I don’t roll like that at all… I thought that track y’all did was dope as fuck tho. So longs you gave credit to the person who made the beat, I don’t give a fuck. A Mixtape issa Mixtape!

DJ EFN: I mean yeah that’s true, but you know how it is out there. First you use some shit, then someone is gonna call out “MURDA” and will want to sue you.

JB: I am aware of that line of thinking, but its whatever though. At the end of the day, we released it for free without it breaking any cents off.

NORE: So the THUGS music are all independent and free right?

JB: Hell yeah, we anit tryin to signed to any labels and shit. You know that Q-Tip line right?

[NORE then says the line, and JB nodded his head while slamming his fist on the table to remind him of that saying. Then JB gets some more wings on his plate, and eats some as EFN was scrolling on his phone, and sees a headline that happened in California. Then he show’s NORE and his face as if in shock that he had to ask him about it.]

NORE: Yo is it that Tommy Wish got himself arrested over assault and battery over a trans woman?

JB: Uh, we don’t need to talk about that, whatever goes down in his private time is his business.

DJ EFN: Oh so you the real G’s move in silence kinda guy, wouldn’t snitch on a dime. If I was around you, i’d feel like we’d be doing some grimy shit, isn’t that right NORE?

NORE: Yeah man, i mean when I see you, you give off the vibes of a man who people should be messin with but you really 5’8” thought?

JB: Well yes, I am quite a short man, especially within my line of work that requires mafuckas be like 6’6” and shit… for most of my life, I was a short kid until I was like 12 years old and had growth spurt where I got a bit taller. I damn near almost dwarfed my choir classmates back when I was in middle school.

NORE: You were in choir classes in your Jr High, man I never really gon to shit like that. I wasn’t into all that singing shit at all, hell I missed a shit ton of recitals, and my folks usta whipped my ass for it. Did you ever go those type of shows or nahh when you were yungin?

JB: Fuck yeah, I was HUGE into brotha like MJ, Prince, and even some Anita Baker on the low as yougin. I even managed to one time skip my recitals to stand in line for a new album by freaking Cameo, I had to save all my chore moey for it. Shit was like 25 dollars, which in today would be like fuckin 100 or some shit in today’s currency.

DJ EFN: Damn a 100 bones for a Cameo CD, I hope it tasted like “CANDY!”

[Then NORE and ENY start singing “CANDY!” poorly which made JB laugh a bid as he tried to drink his bottle of water, then NORE tries to sing one of the verses of the song and JB does a spit take to the side since he couldn’t hold in his laughter.]

JB: Godamn, y’all some crazy brothas up in here. Is this how most of your podcast shit goes on tha reg?

NORE: What do you thank, JB? We are the most UNprofessional Professional podcasters on Apple music and other platforms like that. Speaking of which, we hear that you are going to drop a mixtape with Tommy and them, when is it gonna drop and who’s gonna be on it?

JB: Well Tommy told me not to say a word about it, but i’ll say we tentatively are gonna drop it by like late August or mid September, FOR FREE, and the guest we got on it is still up the cards for us. Keep in mind, since we are independent we got our own budgets that we need to keep up with.

DJ EFN: Well, since I can tell you guys are into the home producer types, what can you tell any future artist out there who’s tryin to make it into the music scene?

JB: Fuckin grind like your life depended on it, if you wanna sign to a major label make sure you got lawyers or people who you trust to read over them or else y’all get the “RAPE U RECORD” deal before you even drop an album. That’s all I got to say on that.

DJ EFN: Right right fam, before we let you go, we want to know about something else.

JB: What is it this time?

NORE: We want to know about you fighting in Madison Square Garden next Wednesday from now? What you have to say about that?

JB: Well, how about we're going to do a little play right now. Don’t worry you guys won’t need to say much, so lets get out of these seats and lets get it started.

[Then all three men get out of the chairs, and JB gathers the Drink Champs staff near the wall that had the Drink Champ logo in. Then he pulls out some shades and puts them on, then he turns his back on the wall, then he turns around as he pulls off the shades to speak.]

JB: Yeah it’s me again, the guy who most people deem unworthy of being alive in america. A man who don’t give two shit about what they gotta believe in, and I for one am a man of action and diligence to beat the crap out of suckas who stand in my way. I don’t claim to be the best wrestler that XWF has too offer, but I am the standard of how to do your thing without any fucks spared for the others in front of you. I can tell you to go drink your liver out your ass, and still would want to look at me as the scapegoat for why you are having issues with your liver when you should have listened to your own advice to quit the drinking.

Everyone is grown, and it’s up to the person to make the right call. I guess i can say I made the right call to sign myself up to join the Warfare show in MSG, I might have made the right call to call up my boss to inform me that I wasn’t going be in now stinkin ass six person tag match which I don’t like due to my past history with a team who is deader than Crimson Dong prono shoot. I might have made the right call to not call out any name… but that’s gonna change.

You see people of Drink Champs, I am out here going to war for my own personal gain of knownin I still have it going on. You might as well come see what I am capable of, or maybe to see some diamond encrusted belt as the show’s closer, or don’t come at all. Whatever you choose to decide on what is right for your eyes, watch the show. Even if you don’t give a fuck about wresting…miss with with that “oh it’s fake”... “Why care about it?”... “Who the fuck is a THUG?”... whatever that will make you deter your eyes from the show.

I am calling out to Finn and Lexi, two of the most wonderful wrestlers that this company I work for has got going on. They two might as well be the ones to be on this show instead of me, because too them I am below their totem pole of relevancy. Oh yeah to Chelsea or whatever her fuckin name is, you need to stay outta grown folk business if you know what is best for you because you don’t need to run your mouth like a gutta slut you is. Finn, I know you think you know about me and my whole “fuck the corprate” stance, and all that other shit you said about me, which i can say is such a smart way to get me off my game. I know you came out of hiding all those years prior, where were you when that bitch ass

left on shitty terms, where were YOU when we had a whole fourth show in the mix, better yet where were YOU when the company needed you the most.

You decided to take your ball and go home, while I was outchea busting my ass to keep this company afloat. So if you want to act like it was the past when YOU were worth a dime, then fine go ahead with your Ric Flair like stances with your matches. At least you aren’t outta shape like him with a stint in his heart monitor and shit like that. I am going to fuck you up so hard, that you will consider hiding back in your crib with your hoe as Chelsea finding a new line of work.

To Lexi, I like you, I don’t know you in the ring personally, but I just like you to the point that I will not go easy on you. I know you got a man at home, but just know that he anit the one who’s out chea breakin necks and cashin checks. If you want to leave him, and roll with a thug like me then by all means let's get it on. If not, then I guess I have to beat the hell outta you back to Madness where you belong, because I know you can’t hang with Finn and less than anything like myself. But hey, at least you can be the first one of my conquest of beatin down blondies who need to do somethin else then wrestler, sorry just sayin.

People, once I step in Madison Square Garden, I ain't just doin this shit for me…I am doing this shit for the people in New York, i am doing it for underachievers, I am doing it for those who don’t have a plan in life, I am going out there for those who think I can’t make it far in this wrestling bubble, which in itself is a political shit worse than Trump and Biden’s time in that White House that would have been painted black if I had it my way.

Consider this as my final words before I stomp on MSG and lay out my opponents, Drink Champs.

[Then he hears the place clapping loudly for him and cheering him on, as he puts on his shades and he leaves the Drink Champs studios with a grin on his face, as the scene fades to black.]

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