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An applause's echo could be heard, but those seats... Those seats were covered in ghosts as far as the eye couldn't see.

The solitary working spotlight did flicker a bit, but at least it gave just enough illumination to show us the podium on the stage at which Shane stood.

The entire scene; it just felt so black and white...so devoid of life. Nothing about it felt real; not even for a microsecond.

When Shane pulled that piece of paper out of his pocket, the words that followed were harmonic and beautiful...

Since my last comments on this, Fuzz has ascended to a level of considerable power in the XWF and asserted his dominance as one of THE absolute strongest forces on the roster today! Not only did he topple a number of top notch opponents on his journey through the Lethal Lottery tournament which he won, but he's also a current DOUBLE CHAMPION! At the rate he's going, I will likely need to come back and comment again about how he's gone on to become the longest reigning X-treme Champion of all time, because I don't see him losing his grip on that title ANY time soon! As I said before, this man is 100% deserving of his spot in the XWF Hall of Legends.

Ladies and gentlemen,

May I present to you,

Your XWF Lethal Lottery winner...

Your XWF Tag Team Champion...

Your XWF X-treme Champion...

The one and only...


No applause.

Was it REALLY only Shane?

Was it really only he who gave thy flyingest of fuckeths here?

Fuzz walks out from the shadows of this eerily spooky scene, but tells him it's not going to sell in today's XWF.

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We return to action; this time to the gay bar where there's no way to deny reality so Shane pins Fuzz for reasons that have nothing to do with the title... Shane's fingers are interlocked with Fuzz's as the two have their faces pressed together. All of Shane's weight is distributed evenly over Fuzz's body. Shane starts humping him furiously and his face starts to shake violently as he whispers gently into Fuzz's ear, OH GOD HERE IT COOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD IT'S GONNA BE A BIG ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 thrust

2 thrusts

Kickout