XWF Legend and Poetry Club Hall of Famer Benny Blowjobs is walking the halls of the arena hosting tonight's Savage asking various members of the roster if they want some cheap world class head. Of course all the bougie-bitchies decline the offer. But not Muddy Waters.

Benny happens upon the drunken kin fucker taking a pre match nap in the back so naturally Benny does what any good cocksucker would do in a similar situation. He sprays his mouth with some dollar store Binaca, unzips Muddy's pants and climbs ontop of the man in a 69 position. Benny then reaches into Muddy's pants gently grabbing hold of the man's flaccid penis. He removes a gray pubic hair from the tip of the penis before inserting it into his mouth.

For reasons Benny isn't really sure of a ref shows up and begins a three count. Apparently the 69 position counts as a pin in the XWF as both of Muddy's shoulders are down on the mat.


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Tune in to Savage later to see exactly how this all ended up playing out!